Dr. Marmalade Montague Examines Set Enterprises Intelligence Network

September 17, 2020 at 10:49 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Dr. Marmalade Montague (who wasn’t really a doctor) was a Paris baker who had a mental breakdown after his Paris bakery closed permanently (due to inability to pay rent) during the spring lockdown in Paris, France earlier this year.

After his breakdown, Dr. Marmalade Montague imagined that he was the Court Scientist to the Court of Louis Quatorze who had become trapped in a time warp and was taken from France’s Sun King epoch to this year of 2020.

Montague flew to England from France in a hot air balloon (that was powered by an old gramophone on which played a record disc that had on it The Collected Speeches of French President Emmanuel Macron).

Montague showed up at the Set Enterprises Laboratory and Persian Rug Warehouse (which was one and the same building) in London.

Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher took pity on him and gave him a job.

Today Dr. Marmalade Montague sat in his office and watched on his computer things that were happening with the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit since he had somehow inadvertently managed to download the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit App (which was actually harder to download than the CIA, FBI, Homeland Security, MI-5, MI-6, FSB, GRU and Chinese Ministry of State Security apps) to his computer.

In the Set Enterprises daycare centre meanwhile, a 3-year-old child had downloaded the ASIO (Australian Security Intelligence Organization) app
as had 3-year-old children in daycare centres across the planet.

Dr. Montague watched a Skype conversation between the vampiress Mei-ling Manchu (who was a Renfieldian double agent in the Chinese Ministry of State Security) and British MP Renfield R. Renfield (who prior to his election to Parliament in June 2017 had been Chief of Intelligence Gathering and Security Operations For Set Enterprises).

“So, Rennie,” Mei-ling addressed the Churchillian Transhumanist Member of Parliament, “you’ve undoubtedly heard by now that a CCP (Chinese Communist Party) front the San Francisco-based Chinese Progressive Association has been providing funding for BLM inspired rioting across the U.S.”.

“Yes, I’ve heard that,” Renfield had taken apart his egg roll to see if there were any wiretaps in it and finding none had put sweet and sour orange sauce over it and ate it, “so this is further confirmation that the CCP has been financing the ongoing anarcho-Marxist thug and hooligan riots (what the mainstream Marxist media in the U.S. call “peaceful protests”) that have been taking place in America all summer with the approval of numerous U.S. Democratic Party mayors and governors.”

“Yes, the CCP definitely wants to see the Biden/Harris ticket win in November,” Mei-ling sipped a glass of red wine.

“Another thing they have in common with the mainstream Marxist media,” Renfield started examining his Peking Duck for signs of a wiretap inside.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday September 17th
2020.


Vampiress Mei-ling Manchu relaxes with candlelight and music.

18 Comments

  1. Fiery said,

    You know what…❀️
    Your writings would be brought to life in an amazing way if they were in an amazingly illustrated and like… super slick and classy graphic novel form.
    Damn, I’d read that. It would FLY off the shelves. I can see it now!
    Do you know an illustrator?!
    That’s your mission from Fiery HQ , should you choose to accept it
    πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈ

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Ever since I started writing this particular series of vampire novels back in April of 2009, I have always thought they should be illustrated

      But I’ve never been able to find a good illustrator.

      It would be great if you could find one. ❀

      • Fiery said,

        Ah… you see! You were thinking it too! Sadly I don’t know any ..but I’ll keep my eyes peeled.
        πŸ’ž

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Thank you. πŸ’ž

    • Seoul Sister said,

      Great idea! I think it would be very popular too.

  2. Smithasbakelove said,

    Interesting read and current situations….good combo

  3. Seoul Sister said,

    I like the photo you’ve chosen for this post, so dramaticπŸ˜„β£οΈ

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you, Judy. πŸ™‚

      It is a very dramatic photo.

      I forget the name of the musical instrument she’s playing.

      I remember as a teenager having a record album of Mozart’s works that were played by someone using this instrument to play the pieces.

      I was a weird teenager.

      Whereas other teenagers were listening to Black Sabbath and Metallica, I was listening to Mozart and Bach and Vivaldi and Handel. 🀣

  4. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    Wow, when did that 3 year old start using phone to be able to download an app. My soon 4 year old have no interest in phone yet… lucky for us parents I guess.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That’s a very lucky thing indeed, Jessica.

      I really don’t think that children under 12 really need to use smart phones.

      It’s much bettter that they read books (real honest to goodness books) and spend time playing outside or playing with toys inside rather than spending time on the phone or even on the Net on PCs, tablets, laptops etc.

      • Jessica E. Larsen said,

        So true. He is a book lover now and won’t say no for any kinds of outdoor activity.

        I also might introduce smartphone to him earlier than 12 but I won’t tolerate it if it becomes a part of his hand.

        He needs to use it not become its slave.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Very wise, Jessica.

        It’s great that he reads books. πŸ˜€

        Children who love to read books at a young age develop a great imagination and are able to think more logically when they’re older. πŸ™‚

      • Jessica E. Larsen said,

        Hm… is that so. No wonder he often comes up to me to give me invisible candies since he was 11month old πŸ˜„

        Anyway, the reason the big companies (and those behind them) want to pushed this smartphones and all kind of entertainment apps for kids is probably so they’ll grow up lacking the things you mentioned. That way they’ll be easier to control. Horrible dystopian world. 😨

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL ! @ invisible candies. πŸ˜„

        Yes, I imagine they’ll want children who grow up to be subservient servants in a dystopian world.

      • Jessica E. Larsen said,

        I’m serious! He did it. Plucking them out of thin air haha πŸ˜„ although, he stopped doing it now and looks me like I’m nuts when I ask and serves me stones he “cooked” into candies… sigh … sometimes I get nightmares worrying about the future that awaits him.
        Anyway, thanks for always chatting with me about this dark thing Chris. I’m still hoping that the positive and bright side will win in the end 😁

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I’m hoping that the positive and bright side wins in the end too. πŸ˜ƒ

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