Tartarus Bound and The Keys

September 18, 2020 at 10:22 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

As the three headed dog Cerberus led the late U.S. Associate Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg to her rotating barbeque spit over an open fire in Tartarus where she’d be spending her next eternity, three other figures had just been granted a one year dispensational leave from their rotating barbeque spits in Tartarus.

Pope Francis, who had actually lost the Keys of Saint Peter several years ago but didn’t bother relaying that message to Hades the Greek god of the Underworld, had communicated with the cthonic deity to release the three figures.

Bergoglio had communicated with Hades via a Rome based spiritist medium Sophia de Medici.

Sophia de Medici: Who did not feel at all threatened, sexually harrassed or lusted at by the men who worked in Pope Francis’ Vatican.

Later after the three figures arrived in Rome, Pope Francis had a Zoom conference video meeting with powerful figures from around the globe.

Meanwhile British MP Renfield R. Renfield was informing the London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set that the term “Great Reset” was a globalist code word for establishing a One World Marxist Leninist government.

Earlier this week Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus the Ethiopian Communist who headed WHO (the World Health Organization) said that the current crisis would not end “with a vaccine but only with a total reorganization of society. We can never go back to the way things were before.”

Renfeld told Set: “That’s globalist code for freedom is permanently dead.”

The Sodom and Gomorrah admiring Italian-American physician Dr. Anthony Fauci (medical darling of the mainstream Marxist media) also talked about the need for combating climate change and for redistributing the world’s wealth (although by that he didn’t mean his own personal wealth would be available for redistribution- notation by Renfield).

Flaky Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi blamed both the CCP Wuhan virus and the California wildfires on climate change.

“Mother Earth is mad at us!” Said the San Francisco Congresswoman while sporting a Medusa serpentine hairdo.

Likewise conceited, pompous and arrogant California Gov. Gavin Newsom blamed the California wildfires on climate change.

Just as the latest California wildfire was being started by fireworks going off at a gender reveal party in the woods.

Certainly one fiery revelation to say the least!

At the Davos Forum in Switzerland earlier this year, George Soros told participants that this year must mark the start of the “Great Reset”.

Now George Soros, Bill Gates, American economist Jeffrey Sachs and U-2 singer Bono were in a Zoom video conference with Pope Francis.

“Gentlemen,” Pope Francis held his hammer and sickle crucifix given him as a gift by Evo Morales the former Marxist President of Bolivia, “I have asked Hades to release three spirits from Tartarus for an entire year to help us as we launch the Great Reset.”

The ghosts of Lenin, Stalin and Mao Tse-tung stepped forward into the room where the Unholy Father was addressing his fellow Zoom conference participants.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday September 18th


  1. Sabiscuit said,

    I long for the days when painting your nails black was a sign that you were subversive and edgy. Now there is no edge and the status quo is written in ones and zeroes. Or rather, people donโ€™t have a way of cloaking their abject hypocrisy and thus all is laid bare?

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      All is definitely being revealed in these times.

      • Sabiscuit said,

        Tartarus can toss us the keys and go on vacay now. Weโ€™ve got this. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿป๐Ÿน

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Wow! I wonder if Tartarus will also take all hangovers with them as well. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

      • Sabiscuit said,

        Perhaps they will. We have no escape from this. ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿพ

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Bacchus, Bacchus everywhere. ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน

      • Sabiscuit said,

        Donโ€™t judge me for reading the New York Post but…

        I think someone was playing with a projector or a light display drone and the light hit the clouds and created a spectacle??? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿค“

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That is an interesting photo.

        Earlier this year, the U.S. Navy released a report saying that some craft their navy pilots have encountered are “most likely non-terrestrial in origin”.

        Non-terrestrial? That’s the same as saying extraterrestrial.

        Craft not of this earth.

        Normally such a report should have been trumpeted from the rooftop.

        But the mainstream Marxist media are going into such orgasms over their ongoing nauseating non-stop coverage of the Coronavirus that they totally ignore other important news stories.

      • Sabiscuit said,

        Truly weird. The media I mean. ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿค–โ€Greetings earthlings…โ€ ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿคฅโ€Today, some idiot said vaccines will be available by spring 2021, effectively ending our careers.โ€ ๐Ÿฅฑ

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, the economy will take a long time recovering from all this.

  2. Seoul Sister said,

    I love this! โ€œMother Earth is mad at us!โ€ Said the San Francisco Congresswoman while sporting a Medusa serpentine hairdo.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’– & the beginning was priceless!

  3. George F. said,

    The Great Reset. I like that phrase.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Pan Goatee is trying to launch a reset in female facial aesthetics but he keeps getting overwhelmed by the number of ugly ducklings out there who never turn into beautiful swans.

  4. Hyperion said,

    The great reset. I remember when my desktop had a separate reset button and I could send my Beelzebub Gates computer to a time-out with the push of a button. The good thing about a Bolshevik Revolution worldwide is the horror of it all canโ€™t be swept under the rug by mainstream Soros-Media. Eventually all the libertines and anarchists will end up getting guillotined by their own movement and weโ€™ll get another reset, hopefully a new Renaissance based on dignity, grace, and noble cause; else Sherrielock Holmes is going to need a lot of help tomatoing all those naughty jackasses.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, I remember those days of the great Beelzebub Gates reset on my computer quite well, Daniel.

      And I seem to remember my PC came back more demonically possessed than it was before.

      Yes, the good thing about violent revolutions is that eventually the revolution will end up eating its own children.

      Yes, what the world needs now is a good Sherrielock Holmes inspired Renaissance. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ

      • Hyperion said,

        Iโ€™m positive someone will step forward from Hogwarts and lead us away from the mass evil that has taken over the minds of the weak and idle.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, the minds of the weak and idle who are following Voldemort for attacking J.K. Rowling for saying she doesn’t want a man dressed as a woman to be using the same washroom as her.

      • Hyperion said,

        I have to admit, I would feel a little squeamish standing at the urinal next to a woman with high capacity plumbing giving me the come hither grin. I suppose on the west coast it would be a welcomed sight but, I havenโ€™t gotten used to the idea of Pan-gender restrooms yet. Itโ€™s coming tho.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I guess only Pan Goatee going through the pan-gendered washrooms would decrease the crowd somewhat.

      • Hyperion said,

        We can always count on Pan Goatee and his lovely daughter Pantie Goatee. The Staff at Set Enterprise remind me a lot of the Justice League where all the super heroes get together to vanquish the interstellar evil that stalks us. Renfield and company are our only hope now.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, between Pan and Pantie and their astral laser machetes and Sherrielock and her paddles and whips and Renfield and his political incorrectness, they are a league to contend with.

      • Hyperion said,

        I hope they will interfere in the elections and government to the extent we are saved from ourselves.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster ๐Ÿฆžis working on it.

      • Hyperion said,

        Iโ€™m feeling more confident already.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,


  5. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    I don’t think mother Earth would be mad if her inhabitants are smarter and think for themselves instead of following leaders who knows nothing but their selfish intentions.

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