Political Incorrectness vs. Moloch Worship

September 21, 2020 at 9:54 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , )

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was busy shampooing his dog.

It was a difficult thing to do as both he and his dog were wearing face masks as recommended by British government health experts.

The radio was on and the BBC announced that a telephone interview with British MP Renfield R. Renfield was coming up.

Renfield, Johnson reflected as he almost drowned the dog with Johnson’s Baby Shampoo.

Renfield had briefly served in Boris Johnson’s cabinet as Deputy Foreign Secretary In Charge of Geopolitical Intelligence Gathering last year when Johnson led a minority government prior to calling a December election in which he won a majority.

Renfield had negotiated a deal with then Irish Taioseach (Prime Minister) Leo Varadkar on the Irish border question in Brexit.

Many did not want a hard border to return to Ireland between north and south.

Theresa May’s solution to the question was to have an open border in Ireland but her compromise would then make the entire United Kingdom still subject to rules and regulations by the Neo-Stalinist EU bureaucrats in Brussels.

Renfield’s solution was to have an open border in Ireland but have only Northern Ireland subject to Neo-Stalinist regulations from the EU capital in Brussels.

As Renfield told Johnson at the time, “3 out of 4 parts of the United Kingdom not subject to Neo-Stalinist bureaucratic regulations from Brussels ain’t bad.”

So the Renfield Protocol on the Irish border question was adopted in the Brexit deal.

Now Johnson decided to bring in legislation unilaterally doing away with the Renfield Protocol in Brexit- a move that even one of Johnson’s own cabinet ministers described as breaking international law since it had been signed as part of an internationally agreed to treaty.

Johnson’s move had even ticked off George Clooney’s wife Amal Clooney who promptly resigned as the United Kingdom’s envoy on Press Freedom since as a lawyer and barrister, she felt she could not represent a government that broke international law.

The Internal Market Bill was the name of Johnson’s proposed legislation that would override the Renfield Protocol in the Brexit Agreement.

Back in January, Johnson had Renfield removed from the Cobra Committee (the UK government committee that oversaw any national emergency) because he felt Renfield was too much of an independent thinker who refused to tow the line when it came to Groupthink.

The Cobra Committee would be meeting tomorrow to discuss the rise in Covid cases in Britain.

Renfield had recently and rather annoyingly pointed out that at the moment Sweden seemed to be the only country in Europe that wasn’t experiencing a 2nd wave of Covid cases (Sweden was also the only country in Europe not to go into total lockdown and quarantine this spring because Sweden’s chief epidemiologist Dr. Anders Tegnell thought it wasn’t necessary to impose a form of martial law or USSR/Maoist China control over its citizens in order to combat the virus. Something totally at odds with 99% of the world’s governments who were chomping at the bits for a Marxist-Leninist New World Order aka George Soros’ Great Reset to occur).

When the interview started on the radio as Johnson’s dog was busy suffocating under a combination of face mask and Johnson’s Baby Shampoo, Johnson wondered how long it would be before Renfield said something that was politically incorrect.

The interviewer asked Renfield, “What do you think of the epithet The Notorious RBG that many of her admirers gave to the late Ruth Bader Ginsburg?”.

“Well,” Renfield could be heard clanking his whisky glass and sipping his drink as he spoke, “Since Adolf Hitler was always considered a notorious individual in History, it’s only appropriate that Ruth Bader Ginsburg be given the same epithet.”

The radio station’s switchboard then lit up with callers from overseas – angry so-called progressive liberal Democratic voters from the U.S.

. . .

The demon Moloch strolled angrily up and down in front of the U.S. Supreme Court Building in Washington DC.

One of his most ardent disciples on that court had recently died.

Now who was going to replace her?

He text messaged Joe Biden demanding answers.

Senility prone Joe Biden looked at the text message and then asked his marijuana pot smoking desert cactus plant Sweet Dementia, “Moloch, isn’t he the fellow that owns a pizzaria and delicatessen on the corner of Whatchamacallit and WhatTheHellIsThatOtherPlace in downtown Wilmington?”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday September 21st


  1. Sabiscuit said,

    Great job on the reference to ritual bathing. I 🙄 the other day when I read that Mrs Clooney acted out of principle. 😏 🙄 But I only did that because I don’t have her number. If I did, I would use the press to scream at people for driving cars to work. Then, I would borrow her husband’s jet so I could, you know, fly to Honduras to grab a package of plantain chips. 👹

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, the jet setters (in the often literal sense of that word) have a great deal of hypocrisy behind them. 🤥

      • Sabiscuit said,

        Why won’t they simply shut up, though?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Because as a line in an intriguing trailer for a new TV series this fall Devils (which I gather from the preview probably takes quite literally the saying Banking is the Devil’s Domain) says, “Once people have more than enough money, it isn’t enough. They require power as well.”

        And demagogues use words and constantly speak to get power.

        That’s why they can’t shut up.

  2. shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

    Renfield and whisky … he should go and visit Sherrielock Holmes at her Wild Wild West saloon. She might put up with the whipping buns and tomatoes war to keep those men & creatures at bay.

    Maybe it will tame Moloch as well!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Sherrielock Holmes might be able to finally tame Moloch with her whipping buns and tomatoes. 😂🤣

      • shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

        LOL Exactly!
        It will tame all the old boys!
        They are not MAN enough when Sherrielock Holmes became their domina teacher.

        “Kneel, Little Boy! Bow before your goddess,” She whipped ’em buns hot. Sweat breaks down both side of their faces, cheeks red and tears of joy ran down.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL !

        Yes, Sherrielock knows how to be the goddess to naughty boys all right. 😂

        No wonder her wild west saloon was called The Wild Tomatoes and Mushrooms Saloon. 🤣

  3. shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

    And with her fiery red hair, of course! LOL

  4. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    You can forever but Renfield would never make that mistake. Gosh pay attention to you dog. It’s drowning in bubbles.
    And I really support Sweden. In our part Sweden made the right move. As they said from the start, that lockdown would only cause second wave but they won’t because when it’s over, the county is immune.
    Much respect to Mrs. Clooney.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      My reply is below, Jessica.

      For some reason, the reply didn’t show directly below your comment.

  5. Dracul Van Helsing said,

    Yes, Johnson’s dog is drowning in bubbles because he’s not paying attention. 😮

    Yes, Sweden made the right call. 😀

    That’s my friend Sherrie whom I’ve often talked about who made that comment above there.

    You should click on her icon and go read her two most recent blog posts, Jessica.

    I think you’d really enjoy them. 😀

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