Renfield R. Renfield vs. Australia’s Victoria State Dictator Daniel Andrews

September 23, 2020 at 9:52 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Australia’s Victoria state had just granted the police in that state the power to arrest people who write and also post “conspiracy theories on social media”.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had recently described Daniels as “a jackass who has really let power get to his braying head”.

Andrews was getting sick of Renfield making fun of him (just like Hitler got sick of Churchill making fun of him).

He was also angry at Renfield for getting an invisible 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit to inject a serum in his buttocks which gave him an excruciatingly painful case of hemorrhoids.

So under this new law, Andrews thought this entitled him to arrest people beyond the borders of Victoria state.

Even beyond the borders of Australia itself.

As such, he sent a bunch of Melbourne police commandos to Britain to arrest Renfield.

The Melbourne police commandos made a colossal blundering error when they tried to arrest Renfield at the estate mansion of the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

Set’s estate guard cat Nefertiti Galore set upon the Melbourne police commandos and ripped them to shreds with her claws.

The pieces of the commandos were gathered up by the Set Estate’s live action garden gnomes and placed in a wastepaper basket.

Renfield had the wastepaper basket with the pieces of the commandos inside couriered back to Melbourne, Australia addressed to:
Victoria’s State Dictator Daniel Andrews, Melbourne, Australia.

Inside Renfield had left a personal note for Andrews,

“Your Melbourne police commandos aren’t so tough as they were done in by a London pussy. This really doesn’t say much for them or for you.”

He signed it,

“Yours respectfuly,
Renfield R. Renfield.”

. . .

Meanwhile at Melbourne Police Headquarters in the Australian Victoria state capital, the ghosts of the Nazi SS’s Heinrich Himmler and the Soviet NKVD’s Laventriy Beria had been granted a temporary dispensational release from their rotating barbeque spits down in Tartarus at Victoria state dictator Daniel Andrews’ request (he had to bribe Hades with a koala bear fur skin rug as the chthonic deity did not have one of those fur skin rugs in his collection) in order to give Melbourne police some great tips on how to violate civil rights and human rights and how to impose a martial law lockdown in the state in the most brutal manner possible.

Himmler’s ghost and Beria’s ghost had been giving these seminars to the Melbourne Police Department ever since Victoria state dictator Daniel Andrews announced the martial law style lockdown in early August.

. . .

Meanwhile in the U.S., the mainstream Marxist CNN was heaping lavish praise on Victoria state dictator Daniel Andrews and his martial law style lockdown calling it a “model for the U.S.”.

It will certainly become the model for the U.S. if the Biden-Harris ticket wins in November.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 23rd


  1. shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

    A koala as rug??? LOL
    Poor thang must stay in the underworld of Hades.
    And did the garden gnomes made war with Sherrielock Holmes’s red tomatoes? I bet ’em buns turn red!
    hehehe ….

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      LOL ! , Sherrie. 😂

      Yes, it was your delightful stories about wars between the garden gnomes and red tomatoes in your garden which served as the inspiration for bringing them into this blog post. 😀

      Yes, the buns of the garden gnomes turned as red as the buns of Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun at the hands of Sophia. 🍑🏏= 🍅

      • shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

        In the original old fairy tales, leprechaun & gnomes and even fairies are, actually, evil creatures, they said.
        Not sure if that is true at all.
        But perhaps they might be really nice creatures.
        I think the reputation being bad or evil might helps humans to avoid the woods.
        As humans are the destroyer of Nature – we are known to be beast, yes …

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        You’re right, Sherry.

        Humans are beasts when it comes to nature.

        Leprechauns and gnomes and fairies probably spread the rumour that they leprechauns and gnomes and fairies are evil in order to keep humans out of the woods.

  2. Dawn Renee said,

    Those live action garden gnomes really clean things up. If conspiracy theories were all absolute nonsense, why would so many be trying to silence them? Wouldn’t the people in ‘higher up’ realms of media operations be more lax in the existence of such theories, assuming the masses would declare it all gibberish? CNN: Country’s Non-News or Conniving Nonsense Network

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That’s a very good point, Dawn.

      If conspiracy theories were rubbish, why do so many of the elites in politics, banking, media and the entertainment industries spend so much time trying to silence them?

      I love your definition of what CNN stands for. 😂

  3. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    I’m a ignorant person when it comes to news, but who cares what’s real and what’s not this episode is too fun to pass 😄
    Ps to those tortured by Renfield words… behave so that he’ll get off your back. 😜

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you, Jessica. 😀

      And that’s an excellent piece of advice for those tortured by Renfield’s words… Behave! 😂

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