Lilith Leads Turkish Plane To Shoot Down Armenian Jet

September 29, 2020 at 10:42 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith was in a bad mood.

Yesterday in Ravenna, some supernatural soldiers she tried to recruit to fight for the Azeris against Armenia in the Nagorno-Karabakh Conflict came down with serious ailments.

Thanks to the skullduggery of her arch enemy the Byzantine vampiress Theodora in offering an impromptu offer on free spicy pumpkin lattes, Friedrich Wotan Wiesbaden the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow had his carved jack o’ lantern pumpkin head ripped off his shoulders.

The Six Vampiric Knights-Templars had their eyes sprayed with garlic spray (as opposed to pepper spray) by Mulligan the Irish zombie who was working as a manservant to the Byzantine vampiress (he was on loan from the London art gallery curator and art dealer Dashwood Forrest).

Furious upon hearing the news, Lilith sprouted her vampiress bat wings and flew to Turkey.

After a meeting with Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan, she went to a military base where the pilot of a Turkish F-16 was instructed to follow her.

The vampiress bat wing sprouting Lilith flew right into Armenian air space.

60 kilometres (37 miles) into Armenian airspace.

There she encountered an Armenian fighter jet – a Soviet made SU-25.

Distracting the Armenian SU-25 pilot with her ability to shoot spider webs out of her long red fingernails, the pilot of the Turkish F-16 used the momentary distraction to shoot the Armenian jet down.

Sadly the Armenian pilot was killed.

Naturally Turkey denied the claim that it had shot down an Armenian plane in Armenian airspace.

Back at his Presidential Palace in Turkey, Recep Tayyip Erdogan was looking at his reflection in the mirror and modelling the robes he would wear when he crowned himself Sultan of a revived Ottoman Empire.

In London, British MP Renfield R. Renfield was giving a speech in the Westminster House of Commons while Sir Winston Churchill’s ghost sat in the public gallery looking on approvingly.

“How long will it be before Britain and Europe take a firm stand against Erdogan and his bullying? Today it will be Armenia. Tomorrow it will be Greece and Bulgaria. Erdogan is such that he will seek to reverse the results of the 1683 Battle of the Gates of Vienna if he can,” said Renfield.

Renfield’s speech fell on deaf ears.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday September 29th


  1. David Redpath said,

    Sultan Recep Tayyip Erdogan
    regards tha Armenians as
    unfurnished Ottoman business.
    Repeated genocidal massacres
    have thus far failed to extinguish
    the Armenian flame.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, an Armenian blogger posted on her site screen shots of various Twitter tweets from Azeris saying, “Let’s finish the job when it comes to Armenian genocide.”

      And the Armenian flame continues to burn bright despite such efforts and such taunts.

      • David Redpath said,

        “First we take back Cyprus
        . . . then we take Istanbul.”

        ~ Leonard Constantinople,
        the Belligerent Crusader Rabbit

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Your line has given me inspiration for a new character, David.

        Leonard Constantinople the Belligerent Crusader Rabbit.

        A comment from my friend Sherry a few years ago about having a twin sister of Sherlock Holmes named Sherrielock Holmes who was a dominatrix led to the creation of that character.

        Similarly her accidentally calling Pan Goatee Panty Goatee in a comment once led to the creation of Pan Goatee’s younger sister Panty Goatee (who hasn’t appeared in my novel in a couple of years).

        Likewise my friend Daniel talking about having an Irish zombie named Mulligan led to the creation of Mulligan the Irish zombie.

        Your Uncle Ernie talk led to Uncle Ernie being a character in my novel as well as in real life.

        And now Leonard Constantinople brought to life as a result of this comment.

        I guess you created Mr. Inn Lu as well in one of your comments now that I think about it.

      • David Redpath said,

        There’s a place in this crazy hill
        of beans called life for a warm,
        fluffy, yet belligerent crusading
        rabbit. Who, of course, observes
        the Sabbath 😎
        May Leonard Constantinople
        cut a swashbuckling path πŸ™

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Amen. πŸ˜‡πŸ™πŸ»

  2. Kritika said,

    “he was on loan from the London art gallery curator and art dealer Dashwood Forrest” hahaha this is amazing.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you, Kritika. πŸ˜ƒ

      Glad you enjoyed Mulligan the Irish zombie being “on loan from the London art gallery curator and art dealer Dashwood Forrest”. πŸ˜€

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