Sophia Watches Yaldabaoth’s Attempted Coup Against Mussolini

September 20, 2020 at 10:51 pm (Comedy, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, Humour, International Intrigue, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )


Sophia the Greco-Egyptian Gnostic goddess of wisdom heading towards Il Duce’s residence in Rome where her son Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun was trying to stage a coup d’etat against Mussolini

The year was 1940.

The month was September.

And Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun was in Winston Churchill’s underground bunker in London.

Churchill tried to be an amiable host but he was becoming quite alarmed at the amount of his good brandy that the Irish leprechaun was drinking.

“So Michael Collins told you to look me up whenver you were in London?” Churchill offered Yaldabaoth a cigar in hopes that would momentarily stop his fast moving consumption of brandy for a while as the wee leprechaun smoked it.

Michael Collins had been the first Prime Minister of the Irish Free State and he had been assassinated by anti Anglo-Irish Treaty forces on August 22nd 1922.

During the summer of 1921, Michael Collins had gone to London to negotiate a peace treaty ending the Anglo-Irish War.

His British counterpart in the negotiations had been Winston Churchill.

Collins said to Churchill, “I’ve got a complaint. Your British Army once put a price on my head. £1000 for my capture- dead or alive.”

Churchill feigned mock outrage, “You’ve got a complaint? You’ve got a complaint? Let me show you something to complain about.”

Churchill went and got the old Boer War Wanted poster offering anyone £25 for the capture of Winston Churchill Dead Or Alive.

He showed it to Collins.

Said Churchill, “Now there’s something to complain about. I was only worth £25 while you were worth a 1000.”

Collins had to laugh.

After that exchange, the two men became close friends and negotiated a peace treaty.

The treaty was signed on December 6th 1921.

When Yaldabaoth had finished his cigar after Churchill had recounted his meeting with Michael Collins, the leprechaun reached to pour himself another glass of brandy.

Churchill looked glum and said, “I’m ticked.”

Yaldbaoth quickly withdrew his hand from the bottle.

“Why is that?” The leprechaun asked.

“British Intelligence informs me that Mussolini intends to invade Greece in the very near future,” Churchill poured himself another brandy, “There seems to be no end to that bloodthirsty guttersnipe Hitler and his Italian jackal Mussolini spreading their filth all over the soil of Europe.”

Yaldabaoth apologized for his leprechaunish intrusion and left.

He summoned his pet pterodactyl (the leprechaun had no idea where this pterodactyl came from and didn’t bother to ask) and flew to Rome.

He would overthrow Mussolini in a coup d’etat thnking that this would make Churchill happy.

Yaldabaoth retreated to an Italian taverna where he ordered and drank 999 bottles of Italian red wine.

Feeling sufficiently buoyant as a result of all that wine imbibing, Yaldabaoth then went to Il Duce’s palatial residence, crawled up to the top balcony and then gave a speech in which he asked the populace of Italy to rise up and overthrow Mussolini.

Needless to say, the little leprechaun’s speech created a lot of commotion in the Italian capital.

Word of the booze happy little leprechaun’s coup attempt reached the ears of his mother Sophia the Greco-Egyptian Gnostic goddess of wisdom who was currently living in Rome.


Sophia marched herself down to Il Duce’s residence while being followed by a crowd of happy onlookers.

Sophia wanted to get up to the upper balcony of Il Duce’s residence.

A huge group of male volunteers grabbed a ladder and held it as she crawled up to the upper balcony.

The male ladder holders gazed up totally spellbound as Sophia went up the ladder.

Papal excommunications for publicly masturbating on the spot were widespread that day.

Sophia wagged her finger admonishingly at Yaldabaoth, “Yaldabaoth, put an end to this nonsense. You just don’t have the resources to overthrow Il Duce Benito Mussolini.”

“But,” Yaldabaoth protested, “I drank 999 bottles of red wine in the Contento Bacchus Taverna to say nothing of the multitudinous glasses of brandy I had at Churchill’s London bunker which caused the British Prime Minister to declare another wartime emergency upon my leaving. That should be more than enough resources to topple Mussolini.”

“Yaldabaoth,” Sophia warned, “I know you’re almost 2000 years old but that doesn’t mean you’re still too old to spank.”

Yaldaboth continued with his speech.

Whereupon Sophia took Yaldabaoth over her knee and spanked him.

As Sophia went down the ladder carrying the errant leprechaun and his glowing rosy red bottom, a group of male ladder holders at the bottom of the ladder started shouting, “Now spank me”, “Me too” and “Me as well, please”.

At the Potsdam Conference in 1945, a constipated and dour looking Soviet dictator Josef Stalin demanded that the wee Irish leprechaun’s coup attempt against Mussolini be erased from the history books.

And so it was.

Until 80 years to the day later, it is now being told for the first time.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday September 20th
2020.

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Dawn Embrace

September 19, 2020 at 10:18 pm (History, Literature, love, Poetry, Romance) ()


Their kiss welcomed the break of dawn
As morning dove sang a welcome song
far from the far-off battle throng
Knowing this embrace might be their last
Let not this moment go by fast

In each generation, evil raises its cruel slithering head
filling so many lands with much fear and dread
And those noble in soul must rise to the charge
to slay that evil before it grows too large

When evil arises, many are called to make sacrifice
And often one’s own life must bear the price
At times just due to fatal roll of the dice
But for one moment, call a halt to the sands of time
let this moment be captured in verse and rhyme

Let one more kiss do impart
Lest one must fall to death’s dire dart
And return no more full of body and soul
Leaving a grieving heart with a pierced hole.

-A poem written by Christopher
Saturday September 19th 2020.

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Tartarus Bound and The Keys

September 18, 2020 at 10:22 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

As the three headed dog Cerberus led the late U.S. Associate Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg to her rotating barbeque spit over an open fire in Tartarus where she’d be spending her next eternity, three other figures had just been granted a one year dispensational leave from their rotating barbeque spits in Tartarus.

Pope Francis, who had actually lost the Keys of Saint Peter several years ago but didn’t bother relaying that message to Hades the Greek god of the Underworld, had communicated with the cthonic deity to release the three figures.

Bergoglio had communicated with Hades via a Rome based spiritist medium Sophia de Medici.


Sophia de Medici: Who did not feel at all threatened, sexually harrassed or lusted at by the men who worked in Pope Francis’ Vatican.

Later after the three figures arrived in Rome, Pope Francis had a Zoom conference video meeting with powerful figures from around the globe.

Meanwhile British MP Renfield R. Renfield was informing the London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set that the term “Great Reset” was a globalist code word for establishing a One World Marxist Leninist government.

Earlier this week Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus the Ethiopian Communist who headed WHO (the World Health Organization) said that the current crisis would not end “with a vaccine but only with a total reorganization of society. We can never go back to the way things were before.”

Renfeld told Set: “That’s globalist code for freedom is permanently dead.”

The Sodom and Gomorrah admiring Italian-American physician Dr. Anthony Fauci (medical darling of the mainstream Marxist media) also talked about the need for combating climate change and for redistributing the world’s wealth (although by that he didn’t mean his own personal wealth would be available for redistribution- notation by Renfield).

Flaky Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi blamed both the CCP Wuhan virus and the California wildfires on climate change.

“Mother Earth is mad at us!” Said the San Francisco Congresswoman while sporting a Medusa serpentine hairdo.

Likewise conceited, pompous and arrogant California Gov. Gavin Newsom blamed the California wildfires on climate change.

Just as the latest California wildfire was being started by fireworks going off at a gender reveal party in the woods.

Certainly one fiery revelation to say the least!

At the Davos Forum in Switzerland earlier this year, George Soros told participants that this year must mark the start of the “Great Reset”.

Now George Soros, Bill Gates, American economist Jeffrey Sachs and U-2 singer Bono were in a Zoom video conference with Pope Francis.

“Gentlemen,” Pope Francis held his hammer and sickle crucifix given him as a gift by Evo Morales the former Marxist President of Bolivia, “I have asked Hades to release three spirits from Tartarus for an entire year to help us as we launch the Great Reset.”

The ghosts of Lenin, Stalin and Mao Tse-tung stepped forward into the room where the Unholy Father was addressing his fellow Zoom conference participants.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday September 18th
2020.

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Dr. Marmalade Montague Examines Set Enterprises Intelligence Network

September 17, 2020 at 10:49 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Dr. Marmalade Montague (who wasn’t really a doctor) was a Paris baker who had a mental breakdown after his Paris bakery closed permanently (due to inability to pay rent) during the spring lockdown in Paris, France earlier this year.

After his breakdown, Dr. Marmalade Montague imagined that he was the Court Scientist to the Court of Louis Quatorze who had become trapped in a time warp and was taken from France’s Sun King epoch to this year of 2020.

Montague flew to England from France in a hot air balloon (that was powered by an old gramophone on which played a record disc that had on it The Collected Speeches of French President Emmanuel Macron).

Montague showed up at the Set Enterprises Laboratory and Persian Rug Warehouse (which was one and the same building) in London.

Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher took pity on him and gave him a job.

Today Dr. Marmalade Montague sat in his office and watched on his computer things that were happening with the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit since he had somehow inadvertently managed to download the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit App (which was actually harder to download than the CIA, FBI, Homeland Security, MI-5, MI-6, FSB, GRU and Chinese Ministry of State Security apps) to his computer.

In the Set Enterprises daycare centre meanwhile, a 3-year-old child had downloaded the ASIO (Australian Security Intelligence Organization) app
as had 3-year-old children in daycare centres across the planet.

Dr. Montague watched a Skype conversation between the vampiress Mei-ling Manchu (who was a Renfieldian double agent in the Chinese Ministry of State Security) and British MP Renfield R. Renfield (who prior to his election to Parliament in June 2017 had been Chief of Intelligence Gathering and Security Operations For Set Enterprises).

“So, Rennie,” Mei-ling addressed the Churchillian Transhumanist Member of Parliament, “you’ve undoubtedly heard by now that a CCP (Chinese Communist Party) front the San Francisco-based Chinese Progressive Association has been providing funding for BLM inspired rioting across the U.S.”.

“Yes, I’ve heard that,” Renfield had taken apart his egg roll to see if there were any wiretaps in it and finding none had put sweet and sour orange sauce over it and ate it, “so this is further confirmation that the CCP has been financing the ongoing anarcho-Marxist thug and hooligan riots (what the mainstream Marxist media in the U.S. call “peaceful protests”) that have been taking place in America all summer with the approval of numerous U.S. Democratic Party mayors and governors.”

“Yes, the CCP definitely wants to see the Biden/Harris ticket win in November,” Mei-ling sipped a glass of red wine.

“Another thing they have in common with the mainstream Marxist media,” Renfield started examining his Peking Duck for signs of a wiretap inside.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday September 17th
2020.


Vampiress Mei-ling Manchu relaxes with candlelight and music.

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Vampiress Lilith Furious At Abraham Accords Israel-UAE-Bahrain Peace Treaties

September 16, 2020 at 9:50 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Yesterday as senility prone Joe Biden was attempting to share his kosher lox and cream cheese bagel with his marijuana pot smoking cactus plant Sweet Dementia, his arch foe Donald Trump was hosting a Middle East peace treaty signing ceremony at the White House.

Israel was signing landmark peace deals with both the United Arab Emirates (UAE) and Bahrain.

The UAE and Bahrain are just the third and fourth Arab countries to recognize Israel since its founding in 1948.

Egypt signed a peace treaty with Israel in 1978 and Jordan signed a peace treaty with Israel in 1994.

Mauritania established diplomatic relations with Israel in 1999 but severed ties in 2010.

Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner helped in negotiating the treaties.

The accords were called the Abraham Accords since Abraham was a common historical figure of shared importance in the three monotheistic religions that originated in the Middle East- Judaism, Christianity and Islam.

The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith (who was also the world’s first vampiress) was absolutely livid over the ceremony.

Lilith felt that her good name and reputation were libelled and maligned in the Babylonian Talmud and she had vowed to destroy the Jewish people ever since.

At a meeting on the banks of the Euphrates River today, Lilith discussed her plans with her friends the demon Asmodeus and the little green frog Nimrod.

Her strategy was to try and form an alliance between Turkey (whose leader Recep Tayyip Erdogan fancied himself the new Sultan of a revived Ottoman Empire) and Iran (who had been an enemy of Israel since the Ayatollah Khomeini first came to power in the Islamic Revolution of 1979) and get them to attack Israel.


The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith wants no one to rain on her parade when it comes to her revenge against Israel.

. . .

The group Catholic Satanists For Biden had been successfully established with two Catholic Satanist members of the U.S. Senate and a Catholic Satanist former head of Catholic Relief Services in key positions in the organization.

Cardinal Joseph “Nighty Night, Baby” Tobin the Archbishop of Newark New Jersey had recently shown that his political sympathies were similar to that of Catholic Satanists For Biden.

Cardinal Tobin had earned the moniker “Nighty Night, Baby” for a private message he had inadvertently turned into a public tweet when he messaged the Italian male soap opera star who often spent long periods of time at his beach house, “Nighty night, baby. I love you.”

A diocesan spokesman later said that the Archbishop actually intended to privately message his sister with the message.

If true, the Cardinal’s message had overtones of the relationships between brothers and sisters in ancient Egyptian Pharaohonic royalty.

Such is the state of modern American Catholic ecclesial support of the modern U.S. Democratic Party.

Meanwhile Nancy Pelosi was sitting at home watching the skies lit up by California wildfires as she burnt a little sage in front of a statue of the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama.

She left the room momentarily as a crow flew in through the window, picked up the burning piece of sage in its beak and flew out the window heading off in the direction of the nearest forest.

Pelosi returned and without noticing the burning piece of sage was missing, she debated whether she should privately message on Twitter her nephew by marriage California Gov. Gavin Newsom with the words, “Nighty night, baby.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 16th
2020.

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The All Encompassing Covidocracy: Renfield On The Globalists, Technocratic Dictatorship and Pope Francis

September 12, 2020 at 10:46 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Technology, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

“We are living under the first global medical dictatorship in world history.”
-Renfield R. Renfield

Renfield: In a January 2019 essay on the overuse of the word “dystopia” in American political discourse, Miami University of Ohio professor Ryan J. Barrilleaux wrote that the defining features of an actual dystopia are, “social regimentation, dehumanization, abuse of technology, state terror, a new class of rulers, propaganda instead of truth, inevitable totalitarianism and the tragedy of the individual.”

Now I’m sure 90% of political, cultural and media leaders across the globe would no doubt say that any resemblance between Prof. Barrilleaux’s definition of the word “dystopia” and the year 2020 is purely coincidental.
That’s because today’s elites don’t want the vast majority of sheeple on the planet to wake up and realize the nightmare Brave New World they’re being herded into with a little bit of help from their (the elite’s) friends the Covid-1984 virus, the People’s Liberation Army, the Wuhan Institute of Virology and the Chinese Communist Party with important supporting roles played by the anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans rioting and setting fires in America (better known as Antifa and BLM – BLM once thought to stand for Black Lives Matter but now we know really stands for Burn Loot Murder).
For social regimentation, we have obsessive-compulsive disorder handwashing regimen required of all of us, staying physically away from others, walking only in certain directions at the grocery store and not socializing with others are now the required acts of homage, fealty, veneration and worship we are now required to render unto the world’s technocratic Caesars.
For dehumanization, we now have face masks required in most businesses, most indoor places and an increasing number of outdoor places as well.
Technocrats can’t have people walking around as if they were created in the image of God or some such similar anachronism.
For abuse of technology, we now have the Big Tech giants such as Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and Google censoring anybody who disagrees with the narrative set by the global elites who run these companies.
For state terror, there are ongoing examples of this spreading across what used to be the democratic world but the apotheosis of Covid 1984 state terror can be found in Australia’s Victoria state ruled over by that bloodthirsty down under guttersnipe Premier Daniel Andrews and I use the term “bloodthirsty down under guttersnipe” with all due respect.
States and cities ruled over by Democratic Party politicians in America also are growing examples of state terror particularly when it comes to churches and other places of worship.
I have no doubt that California Gov. Gavin Newsom longs to boldly go where Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews has gone before.
The new class of rulers are public “health experts” i.e. those who say that there are an infinite number of genders, a human in the womb with a beating heart is just a “clump of cells” and children should be able to attempt to “change” their sex.
This same gang of “geniuses” whose interpretations of data and projections (projections being guesses) are now to be regarded as infallible in today’s dystopian world.
For propaganda, we now have such Orwellian meaningless phrases as Staying Apart Keeps Us Together and of course every public health expert’s favourite line “social distancing”.
And of course even though the curve has been flattened and there’s only a one in 91 million chance of actually dying from the Coronavirus itself according to a recent Stanford University study, we must live in terror and fear and be obedient.
And of course our elites meanwhile continue to speak nonsense.
Nancy Pelosi, sporting her new ambushed hairstyle, tells us that Mother Earth is angry with us.
And that’s the reason for both the Covid-1984 virus and the California wildfires.
A non-mask wearing California Gov. Gavin Newsom says that climate change (and not arson) is to blame for the California wildfires.
The Pachamama worshipping Pope Francis will be issuing a new encyclical next month – on Fraternity- to be issued October 3rd in which Francis will say that the doctrines of the Freemasonic fraternity (condemned by every previous Pope dating back to Pope Clement XII in 1738) are now to be regarded as the doctrines of the Catholic Church.
Then on October 14th, Pope Francis will issue a directive that was to have been issued May 14th of this year (but got postponed due to the Covid-1984 virus) in which he says that Communism must be taught in every single Catholic institution of learning from parochial school and kindergarten right up to Catholic colleges and Universities.
Of course this has always been the case in most Catholic centers of learning in the Western world since that ecclesial disaster known as Vatican II but now it will have formal papal blessing.

The Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama (worshipped by Pope Francis and other Modernist liberal Apostate Catholics) as she appeared to the ghost of Orson Welles.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday September 12th
2020.

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Wilkie The Cat Western

September 11, 2020 at 10:54 pm (Comedy, Entertainment, Humour, Poetry, western) (, , , , , , , )

Announcer: The ghost of Orson Welles is now here to give you the introduction to the Wilkie the Cat western.

Welles (appears holding a spectral glass of red wine): Thank you Mr. Announcer. Wilkie the cat is a well known feline thespian and stage director best known for holding the record for the most number of plays
that closed after a perfomance of only one night on Broadway.
Now with the advent of the Chinese Communist Party Wuhan virus which the Ethiopian Communist head of the World Health Organization the non-medical Doctor Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus insists be called the Covid-19 virus, the lights are shut down all over Broadway and not just on Wilkie’s lights out plays.
Thus Wilkie with the love of his life Mitzie (a femme fatale Parisienne cat from Paris) has decided to go into filmmaking. And Wilkie is now making a Western where social distancing will be practiced.
The western now begins in the form of a poem:

Wilkie the Cat was out on the desert trail riding his horse
In a land where there was no Radio Shack or store called The Source
He came to a sign
posted on a cactus’ behind
that said Town Straight Ahead
He rode by a cowboy who looked to be dead
for his skull and his bones were all bleached white
and the fat vulture’s jeans seem to be fitting quite tight

Into the town Wilkie the Cat rode
And parked his horse alongside a fine looking toad
He decided to enter the saloon for a cold one
And entered looking like a son of a gun

The cat Dangerous Dan McGraw was up at the bar
Counting all his pennies from an old glass jar
Meanwhile on the saloon stage was Mitzie the star
singing about her home town of Paris a city quite far

Wilkie the Cat ordered a large glass of milk
And gazed at Mitzie’s legs in nylons of silk
Hey, Dangerous Dan shouted with a threatening glare
Stop looking at my girlfriend’s underwear

Mitzie turned and looked at the handsome catwhiskers stranger
And thought Wilkie must be one heck of a lost Texas ranger
She gave him a wink
which added to the stink
in Dangerous Dan’s countenance most foul
which seemed to be accentuated by the hooting of an owl

Step up in the street for a showdown
Dangerous Dan shouted with a huge downward frown
Wilkie said, I’ll be back after dealing with this clown

Into the street they went
With their holsters quite bent
And they stood face to face
After having walked many a pace

“Draw!” Cried the town crier
As he blew himself with a hair dryer
Pencil and sketch paper came out of opposing holsters
And each hand moved quickly like fast acting roller coasters

Dangerous Dan drew a stick man with a trash can
While Mitzie was on saloon steps fanning herself with a fan
Wilkie drew the Mona Lisa kicking Edvard Munch’s figure making him scream
While Dangerous Dan’s stick man came apart at the seam

My hero! Mitzie the Parisienne gave Wilkie the Cat a kiss
As Dangerous Dan retreated to an outhouse in search of bliss

Wlkie’s sketch was hung in the Wild West Saloon
The subject of an unrecorded Kenny Rogers tune
Wilkie The Cat and Mitzie rode off into the sunset
While the overweight vulture looked for new clothes to let.

-A Wilkie The Cat
narrative poem
written by Christopher
Friday September 11th
2020.

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Renfield Discusses The PRC’s Connection With U.S. Anarcho-Marxist Thugs and Hooligans

September 10, 2020 at 10:10 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was having a Party caucus meeting with his parliamentary colleague the Welsh vampiress Morgana (Member of Parliament for Newbridge in Wales).

“What’s that card you have on your desk?” Morgana asked Renfield.

“It’s a GET SICK SOON card I just received from Boris Johnson,” Renfield answered.

“I take it that it’s the opposite of a Get Well Soon card,” Morgana smiled.

“That’s correct,” Renfield took the card and put it on his mantlepiece above his office fireplace where a bunch of other GET SICK SOON cards were displayed.

“Who are those other GET SICK SOON cards from?” Morgana inquired.

“From Russian President Vladimir Putin, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan, Belarusian President Aleksandr Lukashenko, China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping, Australia’s Victoria state Premier Daniel Andrews, Pope Francis, Bill Gates and George Soros,” Renfield replied.

“You seem to be very popular with the Hope You Catch Covid Soon crowd,” Morgana noted.

“Yes, that appears to be the case,” Renfield poured himself a brandy and offered one to Morgana which she declined.

She helped herself to a Lemonade Shandy instead.

“I was just reading the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit report on why the Chinese Consulate in Houston, Texas was closed,” Renfield browsed through the report.

“Didn’t U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo accuse them of stealing trade and technology secrets?” Morgana sipped her Shandy.

“Every Chinese consulate in the world does that but that was Pompeo’s official explanation,” Renfield read the report, “The real reason was because a group of PLA agents provocateur used that particular consulate as the home base for helping to direct the anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans who were conducting burning, looting and murdering riots in major cities across the U.S. in what America’s mainstream Marxist media referred to as peaceful protests,” Renfield answered.

“Wow, so the People’s Republic of China were helping to encourage these riots,” Morgana shook her head.

“Yes, there’s a South Korean geopolitical analyst called Kaheva on YouTube who released a video today saying that she thinks foreign spies are helping the rioters,” Renfield sipped his brandy, “She is correct on that although she said she didn’t know what country might be doing it. A geopolitical analyst friend of mine in Calgary discovered back in late July that the Chinese consulate in Houston was being closed because PLA agents provocateur had been using that as their base of operations to help support the Neo-Bolshevik insurrectionary riots throughout U.S. cities. And now the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit has reached the same conclusion.”

“So do you still think these riots will lead to civil war in the U.S.?” Morgana ate her plate of Welsh rarebit.

“Yes, the left is already threatening to continue and even intensify the riots if Trump wins the election,” Renfield noted, “Joe Biden in a speech today or rather the fallen angel Mephistopheles speaking through Biden said, “Do you really think America will be less violent if Trump wins re-election?” in a tone of voice that clearly sounded like a threat. Of course it doesn’t matter which side wins the election in today’s polarized America. Neither side will accept defeat. And civil war will probably be the result.”


Film Noir genre style photo of Renfield and Morgana taken by the ghost of Orson Welles.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday September 10th
2020.

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Justin Trudeau Discusses Upcoming Throne Speech With Tezcatlipoca

September 9, 2020 at 10:20 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The New Orleans vampiress Angelique Dumont was sitting with her boyfriend Amadeus Emanon in the Inn Lu Forbidden Palace Cafe in Sydney, Australia.

The restaurant proprieter Mr. Inn Lu was complaining about once again having to bail out an acquaintance of his nicknamed Uncle Ernie from jail.

“This time he’s in jail for allegedly assaulting Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews in the buttocks,” Inn Lu complained, “That Uncle Ernie is a pain in the ass for everyone.”

Inn Lu walked away.

“Your friend Renfield,” Angelique Dumont asked, “Is he still on friendly terms with British Prime Minister Boris Johnson seeing as how Renfield briefly served in Boris Johnson’s cabinet in Johnson’s short lived minority government prior to last December’s UK election which saw Johnson win an outright majority?”.

The Transhumanist MP Renfield R. Renfield had served as Deputy Foreign Secretary In Charge of Geopolitical Intelligence Gathering in Johnson’s minority government cabinet.

When Johnson won a majority and no longer needed the support of the two person Transhumanist Party caucus to help keep him in power, Renfield found himself out of cabinet and once again sitting on the Opposition backbenches.

“I don’t know if Renfield and Johnson are still on friendly terms or not,” Amadeus admitted.

On the radio in the background the voice of Renfield could be heard, “With each and every passing day, Boris Johnson is more and more turning into an outright Apostle of the Antichrist.”

“No, I guess they’re not on friendly terms,” Amadeus commented.

. . .

In his greenhouse in Ottawa, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was once again inhaling pot smoke from his marijuana inhaling and exhaling antique late Victorian/early Edwardian era mirror named Magical Mystery Tour.

As he did so, Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of smoking mirrors (in this case pot smoking mirrors) appeared to Justin.

The deity had for a head a sinister looking bluish green skull with a black stripe and a yellow stripe painted across his face.

The deity’s right foot was an obsidian mirror.

Although occasionally the right foot would metamorphose into a snake.

When this happened, the obsidian mirror showed up on the deity’s chest instead and sometimes smoke would emanate from the mirror.

Whenever Tezcatlipoca spoke to Justin, it was usually pot smoke that emanated from the mirror.

This past August 18th, Justin Trudeau had prorogued (suspended) the Canadian Parliament on Tezcatlipoca’s advice.

A new Parliament would open this coming September 23rd with a new Speech From The Throne.

Tezcatlipoca was helping Justin write that speech.

The speech would contain various elements – each element was guaranteed to offend at least one of every single opposition party in the minority government Canadian House of Commons.

As such the Opposition parties would join together and defeat the Trudeau government in a non-confidence motion on the Throne Speech.

And Justin would be forced to call a Federal election.

Tezcatlipoca’s reasoning was the Canadian electorate would be so outraged with the Opposition parties forcing an election in the midst of a pandemic, they’d overwhelmingly vote for Justin and return him to power with a majority government.

Then Justin could do whatever he damned well please in running the country.

“At last,” Justin wept tears, “I’ll finally be able to turn Canada into the Marxist-Leninist dictatorship that my father always wanted but he was unable to complete the task.”

At that point a beautiful woman appeared in the mirror

and asked him,

“To what father are you referring? Pierre Elliot Trudeau or Fidel Castro?”.

Justin Trudeau turned ghostly white (even under all that blackface he was wearing) at the woman’s question.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 9th
2020.

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Renfield Tackles The Tinpot Dictator Down Under

September 8, 2020 at 10:59 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

“The Victoria state government of Premier Daniel Andrews is Australia’s Vichy regime to Xi Jinping’s Thousand Year Reich.
That’s why he imposes despotic draconian lockdowns, sends in riot police (in the manner of Belarusian President Aleksandr Lukasheno) to crush protestors and arrests pregnant women when they voice their dissent with his policies on Facebook.”
-Renfield R. Renfield

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit report on Australia’s Victoria state Premier Daniel Andrews.

The report showed close collusion between the Victoria Labour Party Government of Daniel Andrews in Melbourne and the Chinese Communist Party ever since Daniel Andrews became Premier of Victoria back in 2014.

Victoria Yang a Victoria Labour Party staffer with links to the Chinese Communist Party and a friend of Daniel Andrews’ senior China advisor Marty Mei recently came up with the theory that the U.S. was responsible for creating Covid-19 and was using its army to spread the virus across the globe.

Comrade Dan or Chairman Dan as the Victoria Premier was called had effectively turned Australia’s Victoria state into an economic vassal of Communist China boldly signing up to Xi Jinping’s new Silk Road policy.

Comrade Dan criticized Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s National Government in Canberra for cancelling foreign deals with China.

Lastly the Set Enterprises report noted the similarities in the way Daniel Andrews handled anti-lockdown protests in Melbourne with the way the new Hong Kong Security Law of Xi Jinping’s Hong Kong Police handled protestors in Hong Kong and the way the security forces of Belarusian President Aleksandr Lukashenko handled protestors in Minsk.

Renfield put in a call to the Set Enterprises eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis oil powered dirigible airship The Hooterville Cannonball which was currently flying in the Asia-Pacific region.

Hours later as kangaroos and koala bears stood outside Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews’ office holding signs that read WE DARE CALL IT TREASON,
Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews felt a sharp prick into his buttocks as if some invisible entity was shoving a needle into it.

The needle went through the Josef Stalin walrus moustache that was growing on Andrews’ left buttock and went all the way through narrowly missing the Adolf Hitler moustache that was growing on Andrews’ right testicle.

An SS-Gestapo and KGB style security officer working for Andrews and who had been drinking Harvey Wallbangers on the job said that it was a 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears who had injected the needle.

The call went out around Melbourne.

In an empty Melbourne movie theatre meanwhile Uncle Ernie had entered it to give a performance as his drag queen altar ego Cumelita.

Sadly there was no one inside and forgetting what day of the year it was, Uncle Ernie thought it was Easter and so he went to his dressing room back stage and put on his Easter Bunny costume.

He exited the theatre where he was immediately thrown to the ground and handcuffed while some Imperial Stormtrooper looking official spoke through a megaphone, “You’re under arrest for assaulting Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews’ buttocks.”

The Easter bunny attired Uncle Ernie was then thrown into the back of a police van and taken to Secret Police Headquarters for interrogation.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday September 8th
2020.

Vril Society psychic medium Maria Orsic forseeing the events of September 8th 2020 on her Nazi prototype laptop on this date back in 1943.

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