Pope Francis’ Fraternity: Brotherhood Never Leads To Motherhood While Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog Resurrects

October 3, 2020 at 11:00 pm (Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

A certain Calgary based geopolitical analyst’s father was invited to join several fraternities when he attended the University of Alberta.

He sat as an observer at a few fraternity initiation ceremonies.

He declined to join any.

However he was an occasional writer for the University of Alberta student newspaper The Gateway.

He submitted the following poem for the following year’s Fraternity Week which was published and caused a great uproar among campus fraternities.

The poem read:

Brotherhood, brotherhood, brotherhood
Never leads to motherhood
Fraternity, fraternity, fraternity
Never leads to paternity
Wilde was jailed for fraternity.

Today on Saturday October 3rd 2020 Pope Francis went to the Basilica of Saint Francis in Assisi and signed his latest encyclical Fratelli tutti before the tomb of Saint Francis of Assisi.

Behind Francis stood the ghosts of Jacques de Molay (the last Grand Master of the Knights-Templar), Adam Weishaupt (the founder of the Bavarian Illuminati) and the ghosts of Maximilien Robespierre and Louis Antoine Saint-Just (the French Revolutionary Jacobin fraternity leaders of the Reign of Terror) who applauded vigourously as Pope Francis signed the encyclical Fratelli tutti.

Following the signing of Fratelli tutti, the song Tutti Frutti was then sung by the ghost of Little Richard:

Tutti frutti, oh Rudy
Tutti frutti, oh Rudy…

Meanwhile in the basement of his home in Wilmington Delaware, senility prone Joe Biden was making the statement, “My friends and supporters, remember to vote early and vote often. In this manner, we can help defeat Donald Trump in November… ”

Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher watched the statement on Livestream.

He then noticed it was deleted a few minutes later.

Probably by somebody other than Joe Biden.

Dr. Cadbury Rocher meanwhile was researching the background of the cute little bunny rabbit who played the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog in the 1975 British comedy film Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

Apparently the rabbit actor in the film was specially trained by an insane veterinarian Dr. Hannibal Dolittle on how to bite heads off people.

Thus the actors who played the knights in the Monty Python Holy Grail film actually died as a result of getting their heads bitten off by the cute adorable looking little bunny rabbit.

This saved the producers of the film the cost of having to pay the actors.

The sad part was that after his brief moment of film fame, the bunny rabbit who played the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog continued to go around biting the heads off people.

Hunters were brought in to try to hunt and kill the rabbit but all attempts failed.

Finally there was a grocery store manager named Elmer MacPherson who one day while stocking vegetables in the store’s produce section had a giant carrot fall on top of his head knocking him unconscious.

When he came to, he thought he was Elmer Fudd the famous hunter who hunted Bugs Bunny in the popular Warner Brothers Looney Tunes cartoon series.

He took his grandfather’s old hunting rifle and he told members of the assembled news media before going off on his hunting expedition for the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog, “I’m going to get that cwazy wabbit.”

And he did.

The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog was then stuffed by a taxidermist and was then displayed in a British pub.

Accounts of the stuffed Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog’s pub location were lost to history.

Dr. Cadbury Rocher decided to send his beautiful and looking forever young literally immortal great-grandmother Sherrielock Holmes (the famous London dominatrix and twin sister of consulting detective Sherlock Holmes) and Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit Secret Agent Miranda Singh in search of the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

Then using a combination of 21st Century Transhumanist science and an ancient Egyptian spell from the ancient Egyptian Book of the Dead, he’d resurrect the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog and place inside the furry fluffy creature’s head the brains of the 12th Century Scottish Crusader knight Leonard MacDavid.

And thus he’d bring on to the world stage to battle the would be revived Ottoman Empire Sultan Recep Tayyip Erdogan… Leonard Constantinople the Belligerent Crusader Knight Rabbit.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday October 3rd
2020.

12 Comments

  1. David Redpath said,

    Mockery, mockery, mockery
    It would seem witty sarcasm
    runs in the family 😎

  2. David Redpath said,

    The Ottoman situation reminds me of
    that appropriately named band, Dire
    Straits (especially if you’re a Kurd or
    an Armenian civilian) and their big hit,
    ‘The Sultan of Massacring’.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, the Sultan of Massacring.

      Churchill’s ghost is still hitting his spectral forehead over the Gallipoli disaster and wishing how his plan to put the Dardanelles Straits under British control hadn’t gone so horribly astray.

      Of course there’s no problem like this in Pope Francis’ Vatican as all the straits there left a long time ago.

      “We’ll have a gay old time,” as Fred Flintstone used to say.

      • David Redpath said,

        Lord Kitchener doesn’t approve of that kind of behaviour amongst the ranks in the trenches. He would personally administer a severe thrashing to the buttocks region for such offending. As was his want when head prefect at his private boarding school 🏏

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I suppose Uncle Ernie has dreams of being a boy in Lord Kitchener’s house at his private boarding school. 🏏

      • David Redpath said,

        You may be surprised to learn that
        Uncle Ernie had the best education
        money could buy. He attended the
        prestigious Gordonstoun Boarding
        School in Scotland. Where he is
        remembered with some affection
        as the best head boy ever. He often
        reminiscent about the day back in
        1962 when he was asked to show
        a new student the ropes.That young
        student was Charles Windsor ,the
        Prince of Wales. Uncle Ernie, being
        Uncle Ernie, took the request to
        show Charles “the ropes”literally.
        Needless to say more than, “The
        Prince of Wailing”, is Ernie’s pet
        name for the future King of England.
        Being an earnest student, Uncle
        Ernie always strived to live up to
        the school motto …
        ‘Plus est en vous’ (More is in you!)
        Sadly for many fellow students,
        Uncle Ernie failed Latin.
        He mistakenly thought the motto
        meant, ‘Put more inside you.’
        His failure in Latin classes may
        explain why he was still attending
        Gordonstoun Boarding School in
        1962 when he was in his thirties !?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That is shocking to learn. 😱

  3. Anonymole said,

    That was a while’d ride. This, then that, then them, then those…

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, there’s nothing like taking a walk on the while’d side. πŸ‡πŸ»βš‘πŸŽ

  4. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    Oh my what a charming and funny post. Love the poem and whole tone of this chapter. Lighthearted but with heavy impact. Just like how a lot of media reports and video infos about getting out of Covid disappears shorty after they’re posted.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you, Jessica. πŸ™‚

      Yes, it is interesting how a lot of videos different from the mainstream Marxist media narrative on Covid suddenly disappear after they’re posted.

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