Renfield Describes Joe Biden: Final Byproduct of The KKK-Soviet Communist Party Hegelian Dialectic

October 8, 2020 at 10:56 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , )

Thesis + Antithesis = Synthesis

-Friedrich Hegel

Ku Klux Klan + Soviet Communist Party = Joe Biden, senile Democratic Party candidate for U.S. President in 2020

-Renfield R. Renfield

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was being interviewed on a BBC news podcast on North American affairs.

“What do you think of members of a militia being arrested for planning to kidnap Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer?” The podcaster asked.

“Haven’t these people ever read the O. Henry short story The Ransom of Red Chief?” Renfield asked, “Well, seeing as how they’re the products of the modern American public education system, probably not. But kidnappings never end well. Just ask Bruno Richard Hauptmann.”

“I see Gov. Whitmer has described the would-be kidnappers as depraved,” the podcaster pointed out.

“Kidnapping somebody as ugly as Gov. Whitmer does strike me as being the heights of depravity,” Renfield admitted, “They better hope Pan Goatee never gets his hands on them.”

“So I understand you have some information about Joe Biden you’d like to share with our listeners,” the podcaster noted.

“Yes,” Renfield nodded, “Russian President Vladimir Putin said in a TV interview yesterday that he could work with a Joe Biden Administration because he and the contemporary U.S. Democratic Party share a common ground in Soviet ideology. He said the values of the U.S. Democrats are similar to those of the old Soviet Communist Party of which he Putin had been a member for 18 years.”

“That’s quite the revelation,” the podcaster’s eyes bulged out.

“Yes, I’ve been saying for years that Putin’s Russia seems to be an attempted Hegelian dialectic synthesis of the old Russian Czarist Imperial System and Stalinist Russia,” Renfield poured himself some tea from a 1910 Russian samovar, “When he helped to prevent that 21st Century form of the bubonic plague aka Hillary Clinton from gaining control of the world’s biggest nuclear arsenal, he was acting like a Russian Czar fighting for the Christ of Russian Orthodoxy. Today in wishing that senility prone Joe Biden gets elected to the White House so that he and the CCP’s leader Xi Jinping can tell Biden what to do, he’s acting like Joseph Stalin.”

“I was thinking more of the U.S. Democrats becoming an American equivalent of the old Soviet Communist Party,” the podcaster interjected.

“Well,” Renfield explained, “W. Cleon Skousen’s 1958 book The Naked Communist said that one of the goals of the World Communist Party was to eventually take over one of the two major U.S. political parties. That was one of 45 Communist Party goals read from the book into the record of the U.S. House of Representatives on Thursday January 10th 1963. And it’s happened with the U.S. Democratic Party. I Renfield R. Renfield, Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster and a Calgary based geopolitical analyst have been saying for the past couple of years that most U.S. Democratic party politicians are Marxist-Leninist in their political orientation. Hence their opposition to organized religion.”

“You have some information about Joe Biden and his links with the KKK?” The podcaster raised an eyebrow.

“Yes, the mainstream Marxist media don’t like to report on the close friendship Biden had with the late KKK member Democratic Sen. Robert Byrd of West Virginia. At Byrd’s 2010 memorial service televised on C-SPAN, Biden called the former Klansman a “friend”, “guide” and “mentor”. He said in his eulogy, “Every time I sat with Leader Byrd, I never called him Senator. I called him Leader.” And of course, American white supremacist leader Richard Spencer endorsed Joe Biden right after the Democratic convention was held. A matter also neglected to have been mentioned by the mainstream Marxist meda. And of course a clip has emerged of Joe Biden saying that he was able to stay home during the Covid-19 lockdown “because some black woman was able to stack the grocery shelf”. So Joe Biden seems to fit in with the ideals of the old Soviet Communist Party. And he seems to fit in with the ideals of the old Ku Klux Klan. Joe Biden seems to be the perfect Hegelian dialectic synthesis of the KKK thesis and the Soviet Communist Party antithesis. A man who can unite both the far left and far right in America.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday October 8th
2020.

10 Comments

  1. Kritika said,

    The last line and the first equation connection. Wonderful write. Pan Goatee is very much required I believe.

  2. David Redpath said,

    “Divided we stand, united we fall.”
    ~ Pink Freud

  3. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    I don’t the care anymore who can do what… my long wish is someone to open the borders so I can moved around without shackles around me.

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