Fatima 103

October 13, 2020 at 10:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel)

Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus the head of WHO stood in front of the cameras to make another idiotic statement in public.

“I do not think the governments of the world should seek herd immunity among the general population to battle the Covid-19 virus,” Dr. Tedros blathered, “Seeking herd immunity is a very unwise thing to do.”

Set Enterprises’ employee Dr. Marmalade Montague was watching Dr. Tedros’ public statement on television.

He also had the subtitles from Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s Supernatural Bullshit Detector running on the TV screen.

The subtitles explained what the speaker was actually thinking.

Dr. Tedros’ subtitles read, “If the governments of the world use herd immunity to battle the Covid-19 virus, this could upset the best laid plans of mice and vermin to bring about a One World Communist government which I as the Ethiopian Communist lackey of Xi Jinping’s Beijing regime and the Communist lackey of the Communist Pope Francis and the financial puppet of Bill Gates and George Soros have sworn to bring about. We cannot have herd immunity. We must allow the Holy, Blessed and Eternal Virus (as the USEless Conference of Catholic Bishops have dubbed it) to flow about unhindered until such time as the sheeple of the world accept a Communist One World government and the Bill Gates Mark of the Beast vaccine that goes along with it.”

. . .

Belvedere the ghost of the Ghost White Salamander reporter for The Times of London was interviewing his former employer the professional stage magician turned Vatican Cardinal Samhain Cardinal Salaman.

“So what’s been happening between Giovanni Cardinal Becciu and George Cardinal Pell of Australia?” Belvedere asked.

“Well Cardinal Becciu as Deputy Secretary of State at the Vatican oversaw the management of Peter’s Pence (the papal fund that was established to help the poor) and Cardinal Becciu used Peter’s Pence to buy things such as a luxury apartment building in London’s exclusive Chelsea district for €200 million where cocaine fueled gay sex orgies were held. George Cardinal Pell had been brought in to the Vatican in 2015 to examine and investigate abuses of Church finances. Cardinal Pell was getting to the truth a little too close for Becciu’s comfort so Becciu paid two people in Australia a total of Β£20 million to accuse Cardinal Pell of having sexually assaulted them many years ago. Pell was sent back to Australia to face trial and was convicted on the two witnesses’ testimony. Finally Cardinal Pell’s conviction was overturned by Australia’s highest court earlier this year and he was released from prison. Now Cardinal Becciu’s corruption has become so well known that Pope Francis was forced a few weeks ago to ask Cardinal Becciu to resign as Deputy Vatican Secretary of State and as Prefect of the Congregation For The Causes of Saints. Now Cardinal Pell is back at the Vatican to investigate abuses of Vatican finances that he was interrupted from doing so because he was falsely accused of sexual assault thanks to Cardinal Becciu’s shenanigans.”

. . .

Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun was talking to Friedrich Wotan Wiesbaden the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow as they were watching television inside their room in the Rip Van Winkle Inn in Sleepy Hollow.

“So,” Yaldabaoth asked, “This Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigano is saying that Pope Francis is secretly and covertly backing Joe Biden for President because a Biden/Harris win is the linchpin in Pope Francis’ plan for a Communist One World government?”.

“That’s right,” the Headless Horseman nodded with his Great Pumpkin head.

“How long have you and Bucephalus Reborn lived in the Vatican?” Yalabaoth was referring to the Headless Horseman and his talking and singing black zombie horse.

“3 years ago today,” Wiesbaden answered, “Bucephalus Reborn and I along with Allatallahbel the Vampiress Priestess of Baal and the Six Vampiric-Knights Templar took it over on the 100th Anniversary of the Great Miracle of the Sun at Fatima, Portugal in 1917.”

“So Baal the demonic god of the ancient Phoenicians and ancient Carthaginians and Baphomet the demonic deity worshipped by the Vampiric Knights-Templar have no problem with a one world Communist government?” The Rip Van Winkle innkeeper and former proprieter of the Hotel California asked.

“Hell no,” the Headless Horseman flashed a bright jack o’ lantern smile. πŸŽƒ

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 13th
2020.

13 Comments

  1. Kritika said,

    Oh what is going to happen. The days are near.

    • Kritika said,

      The herd immunity. Sounds not happening.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Herd immunity may have happened in Sweden.

        So far they haven’t been experiencing a 2nd wave like the rest of Europe.

      • Kritika said,

        Okay. Need to read more about it.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        A commentator on YouTube called Kim Iversen did a video about it.

        I imagine if you typed Kim Iversen Sweden No Lockdown in the YouTube search you’d find it.

      • Kritika said,

        Okay. Thank you for the information πŸ™‚

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        You’re very welcome, Kritika. πŸ™‚

  2. Hetty Eliot said,

    Yup Fatima 101… Errors spreading right on schedule.. But it’s either that or smooch the black stone as prescribed to us by a 7th century camel-urine-drinking caravan robber.

  3. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    Second paragraph and I’m already pissed 🀬

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