Pope Francis Kisses Al-Azhar Mosque Imam On Lips, Sheik Ahmed al-Tayeb Calls On French Government To Behead Mohammed Blasphemers In Future

October 23, 2020 at 10:59 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Romance, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Yesterday as part of the Vatican Papal Peace Summit 2020, Pope Francis met with Sheikh Ahmed al-Tayeb the Grand Imam of Cairo Egypt’s Al-Azhar Mosque and University.

Upon meeting one another, the two kissed one another passionately on the lips.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield suggested that this might mark the beginnings of an interfaith gay civil union between Pope and Grand Imam in a ceremony that might be presided over by the Archbishop of Canterbury, the Dalai Lama and the head of the Satanic Temple USA.

Sheikh Ahmed al-Tayeb the Grand Imam of Al-Azhar Mosque was the man who signed the Document On Human Fraternity For World Peace and Living Together better known as the Abu Dhabi Declaration with Pope Francis back on February 4th 2019 in the city of Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates.

Following his penchant for promoting world peace, human fraternity and living together, Sheikh Ahmed al-Tayeb said at the Vatican Papal Peace Summit that while he disapproved of the Islamist terrorist beheading of French schoolteacher Samuel Paty last week for having shown blasphemous cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed to his students in a class on free speech, he noted that it would not have happened if the French government had beheaded Mr. Paty for blasphemy instead.

The grand imam urged the adoption of a global law against Islamophobia so that it should no longer be the “duty” of terrorists to behead unpopular people but rather the Islamophile governments of the world should do it directly.

Asked to comment on the Grand Imam’s remarks, Mr. Renfield said “That this is proof positive that one can’t be a satirist anymore.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday October 23rd


  1. Sabiscuit said,

    Catholics and Muslims have been allies at the highest levels and so are Buddhists or Catholics. Also, kissing passionately on the lips is a polite greeting among the glitterati so I’m not alarmed about that.

  2. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    When it comes to this thing I got a lot of things hanging on my mind but I’m too worry to say anything. There’s no such thing as freedom of speech in this world, no matter who say there is, I beg to differ.

  3. George F. said,

    the two kissed one another passionately on the lips…yes, he has paved the way for his civil union with the Sheik as all religions become one, all genders one…all differences gone. Make way for the last orgy before end times my friend. If we are to go, that would be the way to go…

  4. Hetty Eliot said,

    There’s 2 issues. One is Bergoglio’s behavior which has a hundred issues under that heading. The other issue is that that agreement is right out of the original Momo’s playbook. Make contracts of peace until you gain the upper hand through power, military or political, then break the contract. C.f. the treaty of Hudaibiyah. Oh, it’s always self-defense for the religion of peace. As we know from France recently, self defense includes defending oneself from a cartoon attack.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, that does seem to be following the Momo’s original playbook – the Abu Dhabi Declaration is right in the footsteps of the Treaty of Hudaibiyah.

      Hitler seemed to use that playboy in the way he signed treaties as well.

      Actually there are similarities between Naziism and Islam.

      The Third Reich enjoyed great relations with the Islamic nations during the 1930s and 1940s.

      Yasser Arafat’s adopted great-uncle the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem served in Nazi brigades in Germany.

      And Naziism was really a revival of the ideas of the old Germanic and Norse gods.

      And old Norse-Germanic religion does seem to share a lot in common with Islam.

      From afterlife privileges for warriors- the Valhalla of Wotan/Odin has a lot in common with the Islamic paradise- lots of free flowing alcohol to drink and plenty of beautiful maidens to lay.

      To the way both treated thieves- cutting off their hands.

      • Hetty Eliot said,

        History is not in my wheelhouse to put it mildly. I’m not surprised such boorish behavior is common among various powers.

        …But is this common? These are some of my favorite hadith, or narrations, regarding Mo:

        It was narrated that ‘Aishah said:
        “The Messenger of Allah married me when I was six, and consummated the marriage with me when I was nine, and I used to play with dolls.” (Sunan an nasai 3378)

        “(Narrated by Aisha): β€œI used to scrape it (the semen) off the garment of Allah’s Messenger and then he offered prayer with it.” (Bulugh al maram 28).

        Would you like your 9 yr old daughter to do that for a 54 yr old man? This is the man that people are losing their heads for. These two are graded as “sahih” meaning authentic. These are their cherished stories, not mine or people outside of islam trying to make him look bad. They do that enough themselves.

        And here’s one relevant to the beheading:

        Ibn ‘Abbas said that a woman from Khatma satirized the Prophet and the Prophet said, “Who will deal with her for me?” A man from her people said, “I will, Messenger of Allah.” The man got up and went and killed her. He told the Prophet who said, “Two goats will not lock horns over her.”

        This last one is graded as inauthentic but I dunno, sounds like Momo to me.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        No, those quotes about Momo are not too common.

        There was a 2nd century rabbi named Rabbi Simeon Bar Yochai who had numerous sayings of his put in the Babylonian Talmud and who is a much venerated figure still in some Jewish sects and his tomb is a site of pilgrimage in Israel.

        Among his sayings put in the Babylonian Talmud was it’s perfectly okay to have sexual relations with a girl two or three years old.

        But admittedly Rabbi Simeon Bar Yochai wasn’t the founder of an entire religion.

        Whereas Momo was.

        Only a loser would go around beheading people for such a man.

        And there are obviously plenty of losers in the world today.

      • Hetty Eliot said,

        Wellll… Technically there was the time Mo proposed marriage to a baby he watched crawling across the floor but luckily he died not long after.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Thank God he did die.

        And I mean thank God not thank the pagan moon god of the Arabian Peninsula’s Qureshi tribe whose name Momo swiped and used for the Creator of the Cosmos.

        Yes, the pagan moon god of the Qureshi did not have a son (as banners are always proclaiming) but he did have three daughters according to the satanic verses that were part of the very limited 1st edition of Momo’s holy book.

      • Hetty Eliot said,

        Ah, yes, the “oneness of allah,” aka “tawhid.” That’s another one of their contradictory theologies they borrowed and screwed up from Christianity. Allah is one, but he has a pen, a book that with a separate existence from his own, a spirit that moves around from human to human, two right hands, and half a leg.

        Mo died completely broke, his armor pawned in exchange for barley.

        Just yesterday, at Speaker’s Corner in Londonstan, a 5ft tall woman was punched in the face by a man because she was holding a cartoon and a quran with holes drilled in it.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That’s very interesting, Hetty.

        Allah has a pen and a book that’s separate from his own being.

        And he has two right hands and half a leg.

        He seems to be an anthropomorphic extraterrestrial being like the god of Mormonism.

        Of course the “God” in certain passages in the Babylonian Talmud and the “God” in some Kabbalistic books seems to be inferior to humans and certain rabbis at times.

        The God of the Torah doesn’t seem to be the same god as the “God” of the Babylonian Talmud and the Kabbalah.

      • Hetty Eliot said,

        There’s a lot of inferior gods out there, foremost among them the great allah.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Very true.

  5. michelinewalker said,

    Beheading a teacher is monstrous. Islam hurts itself which creates problems for countries that wish for more openness.

  6. David Redpath said,

    “Je suis Charlie.”
    ~ Uncle Ernie’s (Not Related!) Nephew

    “Je suis un imbΓ©cile.”
    ~ Uncle Ernie

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      ROTFLMFAO ! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

      A new play – a joint collaboration by Albert Camus and Neil Simon – Charlie Et Le Imbecile – An Existential Comedy In Three Acts.

  7. David Redpath said,

    Woody Allen to then direct
    the movie πŸŽ₯ 😎

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, I can definitely see Woody Allen directing that film. πŸ˜€πŸŽ₯😎

      • David Redpath said,

        A complete coincidence, Chris
        Woody Allen once cast Uncle Ernie
        for one of his movies, but he went
        to the audition dressed as Little
        Lady Thiang (Uncle Ernie’s Asiatic
        drag persona) and ended up on
        Woody’s casting couch. Poor old
        Uncle Ernie was not impressed.
        “You call THAT thing a Woody ⁉️”
        was his indignant response.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And Uncle Ernie replied, “Shoot. It seems it’s down, Tiger Lily.”

  8. David Redpath said,

    The thing that Mia really held
    against Woody was that his thing
    was M.I.A., even when she held it
    against him πŸ€”

  9. David Redpath said,

    “My sex life has many faitures,
    but Woody’s is an Asian orphan.”
    ~ Uncle Ernie, after a
    ‘Bay of Pigs’ Hollywood orgy

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      “This scandal has the potential to go way beyond Watergate. It might eventually bring up that whole Bay of Pigs thing.”
      -Richard M. Nixon speaking to John Dean and G. Gordon Liddy on the White House tapes causing Rose Mary Woods to accidentally put her foot down causing an 18 and a half minute gap on the tape as it was being transcribed to the White House Transcripts.

  10. David Redpath said,

    Well, I guess Tricky Dicky Nixon
    must’ve been Rose Mary Wood’s
    baby πŸ€” If that’s the case, Woody
    Allen must be their love child πŸ’‘

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      God help us all.
      -The Exorcist
      after Linda Blair spewed French green pea soup all over him.🍡🀒

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