Leonard Constantinople’s Revenge On Islamist Terrorists For The Attack On Notre Dame Basilica In Nice

October 29, 2020 at 10:41 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Early today, three people were killed in a knife attack at Notre Dame Basilica in the southern French city of Nice.

The three were attacked inside the basilica while waiting for morning Mass to begin.

Two of the victims died inside the church: a 60-year-old woman who was “virtually beheaded” and a 55-year-old man whose throat was cut.

The male victim was a lay member of the staff who was responsible for the upkeep of the Church. He had a wife and two children.

Another woman, aged 44, managed to flee to a nearby cafe after being stabbed several times but died later in hospital.

The Islamist terrorist suspect was shot and wounded by French police.

He was later identified by French prosecutors as Brahim Aioussaoi a 21-year-old Tunisian national who had arrived in France earlier this month.

He was carrying a document issued by the Italian Red Cross.

He had apparently travelled by boat from Tunisia to the Italian island of Lampedusa in September.

He had shouted “Allahu Akbar!” (Arabic for Allah is the greatest!) while repeatedly stabbing his victims.

He was the type of immigrant that the Communist globalist Pope Francis was always having wet dreams over and thought that more and more should be let into Europe with his promotion of an Open Borders policy.

Christian Estrosi the Mayor of Nice spoke of “Islamo-Fascism” a somewhat different term from the Roman pontiff’s blathering drivel about a “new spirit of human fraternity in the world”.

In his monastic rabbit hole near Mont Saint Michel in northern France, Leonard Constantinople the Crusader Rabbit had heard about the attacks.

Leonard Constantinople was recently created in a lab by Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher.

The cute adorable looking bunny rabbit was a combination of Leonard MacDavid a 12th Century Scottish Crusader knight and the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

Leonard quickly drove down to Nice in a shiny red sports car.

He happened to find a cell of Islamist terrorists in the city meeting in an abandoned warehouse that had once belonged to the Stephen Roi and Carrie Blanche Blood Sausage Company.

Leonard entered the warehouse holding a stick and waving a carrot.

The action distracted the Islamist terrorists and Leonard then leapt on each Islamist terrorist biting his head off.

Each time before biting an Islamist terrorist’s head off, Leonard Constantinople the Crusader Rabbit would shout “Allah sucks! Allah is a loser!” in Arabic.

Twenty four Islamist terrorists lost their heads in all.

Leonard Constantinople’s Crusade had begun.

. . .

Democratic Party Presidential candidate Joe Biden had received a mysterious cryptic note in an envelope that said, “I know what you did in the shower!”.

Biden scratched his head.

He had taken several young women and young girls into the shower with him over the years.

To what incident was the writer of the message referring?

. . .

It has become standard fare for leftist celebrities these days to proclaim that they’re letting their children decide their own genders.

And the latest is pregnant supermodel Emily Ratajkowski writing in Vogue Magazine that she and her husband won’t know “the gender of our baby until our child is 18 and they’ll let us know then.”

Anxious to take a break from writing about Covid and government lockdowns all over Europe, a BBC reporter decided to contact British MP Renfield R. Renfield and get his reaction to the Emily Ratajkowski Vogue story.

Said Renfield, “Well from that quote you just read me, there’s a word that comes most preeminently to mind when thinking of Emily Ratajkowski and that word is “airhead”. On the other hand, we now know what being “woke” means. Being “woke” means having failed the principles of elementary human biology that one should have really learned back in school. These are generally the same sort of people who are blathering on about listening to Science when it comes to Climate Change or listening to Science when it comes to Covid-19 but at the same time these “woke” zombie idiots are incapable of listening to Science when it comes to the principles of elementary human biology.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday October 29th
2020.

23 Comments

  1. Pankanzy said,

    Islam Is Not in Threat, It Is Threat

  2. Sabiscuit said,

    Emily is not being mysterious. She might not actually meet her offspring until the child turns 18, and they track her down to ask why she forgot them at a Manhattan Gucci store, after post-birth photos of them failed to generate a million likes on Instagram.

  3. Kritika said,

    “these “woke” zombie idiots are incapable of listening to Science when it comes to the principles of elementary human biology.” Rightly said.
    I do not know what our ancestors passed on to us. Was this the outcome they were looking for?

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I doubt it very much, Kritika. 😂

      No doubt they really are rolling over in their graves at what their descendants have become.

      • Kritika said,

        Haha funny.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Thanks. 🤣

      • Kritika said,

        imagining them in their graves and rolling is real fun. 😀 but I do not think they would be thinking about us more than the peace which is encompassing them. 😀

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I think you’re right, Kritika. 🙂

        They’d be enjoying Heaven more than worrying about how stupid some of their descendants have become. 😀

      • Kritika said,

        🤣

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        😀

  4. Unique Tales said,

    Yet another excellent post. 😊

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you. 🙂

      • Unique Tales said,

        You are welcome. 😊

      • Unique Tales said,

        You could check out some of my posts, if you like and feedback welcome, know that sounds a little cheeky sometimes you don’t get if you don’t ask.

  5. bluecat57 said,

    How many Muslims left in Spain in 1493? Macon should ask his wife, wasn’t she alive then? That’s what Europe needs to do. And that little part of Turkey in Europe? Same thing.

  6. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    Oh my god, I feel to cry. I can’t get the stabbing scene out of my head while he’s shouting Allah 😢

  7. Hetty Eliot said,

    Religion of peace. I’ve been researching it, and it seems Allahu akbar means “God is greater,” not greatest. I.e. Allah is greater than you, allah is greater than your God. It’s a subtle difference.

    Sadly this has been my hobby for a while now. Admittedly I tend to run in very low-brow circles. But then who is lower than Mo? Really, you don’t need scholars or theologians. All you need is the quran and the hadith and everything is there.

    I’m trying to read the quran right now but it’s very hard. Not because it’s a beautiful masterpiece; no quite the opposite. It’s a random repetitive mess of stolen, inaccurate crap and death threats. Always remember this book was written by a 7th cen caravan robbing nine year old marrying pervert warlord who walked around covered in semen.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      It seems to me when I googled the expression Allahu akbar before writing this post, it read “God is greater”.

      It was one of the news sites that had it as “God is greatest” (but what else can you expect from the mainstream Marxist media in the western world?).

      Strictly speaking, I’ve been told that Allah is not the exact Arabic translation for God although that is what they tell the western world.

      “Allah is greatest” reminded me of boxer Muhammad Ali saying “I am the greatest”.

      That’s why I used the mainstream Marxist media translation.

      I thought it was a nice contrast to Leonard Constantinople’s remarks, “Allah sucks. Allah is a loser”.

      Which seems to me that’s what a deity with two right hands and half a leg would be.

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