Halloween 2020

October 31, 2020 at 10:35 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Movies, News, Politics, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Cerberus sat on river banks intersecting the Rivers Styx and Acheron.

He was waiting for Charon’s ferry to arrive carrying the souls of the recently departed.

From there the souls would either go to the Asphodel Meadows (where indifferent souls- those who did not commit any significant crimes but at the same time did not achieve any greatness in their deeds- go), the Elysian Fields or Elysium (where the pure and righteous souls go) and then there was Tartarus (where great evil doers among supernatural entities and mortal humans go).

Paradise (where the Church Expectant was located) was between the Asphodel Meadows and Elysium.

Purgatory (where the Church Suffering was located) was between the Asphodel Meadows and Tartarus.

Tartarus of course was where the damned were located.

Away from the realm of the Underworld far far far above was Heaven where God the Father resided.

There the Saints (the Church Triumphant) were located.

Jesus Christ and His Mother the Virgin Mary resided in Heaven but paid many visits to both Paradise and Purgatory.

They never visited Tartarus.

The ferry pulled up to shore and Cerberus looked at his list of passengers for this voyage.

A very distinguished looking man got off the ship and said, “The name is Connery. Sean… Connery.”

Cerberus looked at the list and said to Sean Connery, “You’re lucky, Mr. Connery. No Tartarus for you.”

It was a statement Cerberus rarely made to politicians after they had kicked the bucket.

And speaking of possible potential clients for Tartarus, Hunter Biden was reflecting back on some of the sex videos that were on his laptop that he had forgotten to pick up from a computer repair shop and which was now in the hands of the FBI.

One of the videos showed Hunter opening his door to a member of an escort service (which was at least better than his having sexual relations with underaged girls which was the case with a lot of the videos shot over in the People’s Republic of China).

Hunter invited the woman in and to get himself in the mood, he watched a couple of porn videos with the escort.

The first video they watched showed a Catholic clergyman having a sex orgy with a whole bunch of women in his church.

The video appeared to be a real amateur shot video and not a professional porn production.

Since the clergyman was doing it with adult women and not altar boys or young seminarians, he was obviously not a member of the Theodore McCarrick branch of the American Catholic Church.

The second video Hunter and the escort watched showed a man raping a young woman in the back seat of a car.

After watching the two videos, Hunter then was sufficiently aroused enough to get it on with the escort.

Hunter smiled as he thought back on the memory.

And to think in a few days’ time, his father could become the President of the United States of America.

Meanwhile in Beijing the capital of Communist China, the nation’s paramount leader Xi Jinping sat at his desk grinning like a Cheshire cat.

And in the village of Sleepy Hollow in New York, Tiffany Twisted the immortal witch of Hotel California fame was confessing to Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun that she had fallen in love with him.

“And is that such a bad thing?” Yaldabaoth asked as he drank his 99th Guinness of the evening.

“The thing is your half-brother hired me to kill you,” Tiffany shed tears, “and now I can’t do it.”

And having said that, the immortal witch Tiffany Twisted then vanished into the flames of the room’s fireplace behind her.

“Who’s your half-brother?” Friedrich Wotan Wiesbaden the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow asked the leprechaun after Yaldabaoth had told him the sad tale.

“To my infinite shame and disgrace the demon Baphomet,” Yaldabaoth hung his head.

“The demon Baphomet?” The Headless Horseman was shocked.

“Yes, many centuries ago my mother Sophia the Greco-Egyptian Gnostic goddess of wisdom made out with Pan the Greek satyr god and she gave birth to a demon as a result,” Yaldabaoth opened his hundredth can of Guinness.

Meanwhile at a Joe Biden campaign rally, the demons Baal and Baphomet stood on either side of a campaign sign behind Joe that read, FOR THE SOUL OF A NATION.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday October 31st


  1. Hetty Eliot said,

    I’m too scared to google it–is that shit about Hunter Biden true or an exaggeration?

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      No, sadly it actually happened, Hetty.

      Just one of the many videos found on Hunter Biden’s laptop.

      A video of him watching an amateur sex orgy video of a clergyman in Church and then a video of a man raping a young woman in a car’s back seat watching alongside a paid escort so he can get aroused enough to do it with her.

      If there was actually a free press among the mainstream media in North America, this would be front page news and the lead headline on TV news broadcasts.

      But since they’ve become so deranged from Trump Derangement Syndrome, they won’t report it so that the father of a monster will be elected President instead of Trump the man they hate so much, it’s driven them to the brink of insanity and covering up for pedophiles and monsters.

      • Hetty Eliot said,

        Deranged is the right word for it, all the way around. In a certain way I feel a person ought not to be judged by someone else, but on the other hand, he produced him and I can’t help believing elder Biden’s hands are not clean by any means in this matter.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        No, there’s that old saying an acorn doesn’t fall very far from the tree.

        There have always been rumours about Joe Biden sexually harrassing many women over the years.

      • Hetty Eliot said,

        Yuck. Creepy Joe.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, Creepy Joe is a good name for him.

  2. George F. said,

    Well, if he needed that much stimulation just to get aroused, sounds like Hunter has reached his sexual saturation point and is ready to move on to something even more stimulation. Like Meth. Where can I see these wicked videos, btw?

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Go to a website called thegatewaypundit.com and go to the stories for October 30th 2020.

      Look for a story titled A Dark Chapter- Hunter Biden Recorded Video of Himself and A Hooker Watching Perverted Porn Scene Filmed In A Church.

      There are links you can click on to view the videos throughout the article.

      I never bothered clicking on them as I’m not like Hunter Biden.

      I just read the descriptions of what took place in them and that was sickening enough.

      Sorry I’m not able to copy and paste the article directly in the comment as my copy and paste function on both my ancient iPhone 4 and my ancient Samsung Galaxy tablet lost those respective functions at almost the same time a few months back.

      Our friend Daniel aka Hyperion says that he’ll mail me his old iPhone 6 and an old iPad of his as soon as the pandemic is over and it’s safe for him to go down to the post office.

      Of course that will probably not happen in the forseeable future.

      Instead we’ll have a global dictatorship run by George Soros, Bill Gates and Dr. Anthony Fauci, the WHO, Pope Francis and the CCP of Xi Jinping.

  3. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    I had to remember to click like at every post I read. I end up re-reading (well, kind of) two posts before this one and feeling pissed just to find out that I already wrote what I thought of the post. My own fault. Sigh…๐Ÿ˜’

    I don’t understand what’s so good about porn. They should try to find happiness other than getting addicted to porn and god knows what.

    And oh my gosh, I have to smile at this. โ€œThe name is Connery. Seanโ€ฆ Connery.โ€ He brought it with him to the afterlife. ๐Ÿ˜‚

  4. David Redpath said,

    “Whoever wins, the soul of the
    nation has never been in question.”
    ~ Goldman Sachs ๐Ÿค‘

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Goldman Sachs has it right.

      • David Redpath said,

        “You Keep What You Kill.”
        ~ The Wall Street Motto

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        “Greed is good.”
        – Gordon Gekko

        “I don’t know. I once slept with Ayn Rand and she was a lousy lay. In fact the atlas on the table by the bed shrugged when it was all over.”
        – Uncle Ernie

      • David Redpath said,

        Indeed, Chris !
        Uncle Ernie did not appreciate
        being objectified by “Randy Ayn”,
        the mother of Objectivism.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And as a born again Ashkenazi, he would of course lack a fountainhead.

      • David Redpath said,

        Poor Uncle Ernie just couldn’t
        stand at attention. Even when
        Ayn played her Anthem ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It was a flop all around. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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