Pope Francis Has Dinner With Baphomet

October 21, 2020 at 10:35 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Religion, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Samhain Cardinal Salaman the former professional stage magician turned Cardinal was having a telephone interview with his former ghostly stage apprentice Belvedere the Ghost White Salamander reporter for The Times of London.

“Well,” Samhain Cardinal Salaman began, “Pope Francis has decided to mark the one year anniversary of Austrian Catholic layman Alexander Tschugguel throwing the Pachamama idols into the Tiber River by announcing that he’s in favour of sodomite civil unions.”

“How was the announcement made?” Belvedere wrote swiftly in his spectral notebook with his spectral quill pen.

“Through the world premiere of a movie that Pope Francis had shown in Rome today,” Salaman answered, “The movie is called Francesco and is about Pope Francis’ favourite person of all time Pope Francis and his agenda for a pro-Sodom and Gomorrah Communist utopia that he envisions for a post pandemic world.”

Meanwhile in his Vatican apartment, Pope Francis was having dinner with the demon Baphomet to celebrate the occasion.

An Amazon River rainforest guinea pig was suckling milk off the Baphomet’s female breasts as the demon was seated enjoying Black Forest venison and a glass of red wine.

The demon Baphomet is of course part goat and part human as well as part male and part female.

Francis called out to his chef as he ate his own plate of venison, “Luigi, this particular brand of salt seasoning you used on this venison is supurb. Where did you get the salt?.”

“From the Midde East, oh great Vicar of Cthulhu and Mictlantecuhtli,” Luigi answered, “From a pillar of salt.”

“A pillar of salt?” Francis raised his left eyebrow.

“It was apparently called Lot’s Wife by the locals for some reason and was said to have to stood in that one spot for millenia,” Luigi explained, “A group of Jesuit archeaologists this past summer who were excavating by day and having Dionysian Apollo and Hyacinth gay sex orgies by night decided to bring back the pillar of salt with them and presented it to my kitchen. I decided to save the salt for a special occasion and today marks the first time I’ve used it.”

“Lot’s wife?” Pope Francis rubbed his chin 🤔, “That name sounds familiar for some reason.”

“I believe it’s mentioned in the Bible, your Non-Holiness,” Luigi bowed and went back to his kitchen.

“Hm, it’s been ages since I last read that book,” Francis thought as he sipped his wine.

Meanwhile Amorous Laetitia the familiar black cat of Hecate the Greek goddess of witchcraft strolled up on to the table.

A large saucer of Baileys Irish Cream (which she preferred to milk) had been left out for her.

She eagerly licked it up and then pranced off meowing, “Hic! Meow! Hic! Meow! Hic! Meow!”.

Up on the window ledge, Cernunnos the Celtic stag horned god was holding his cross-bow and arrow.

The part stag part human deity was pissed that Francis and the Baphomet were eating deer meat.

Cernunnos fired his bow.

The arrow took off Francis’ papal white cap and continued on its way striking the Baphomet in the left testicle.

Francis’ papal white cap on the Baphomet’s left testicle was somehow highly symbolic of how the day went.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday October 21st
2020.

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Nigerian Government Massacres Civilians, Justin Trudeau’s Corruption and Hunter Biden’s Pedophilia

October 20, 2020 at 10:38 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing another one of his podcasts.

Renfield: I’ll be dealing with three very disturbing subjects on today’s video. So for those who are faint of heart, they may not want to watch.

Continuing, Renfield went on:

Today on October 20th 2020, a date that will be known in infamy in Nigerian history, the Nigerian government sent in Army tanks to attack peaceful protestors at a sit-in at the Lekki Toll Gate in Lagos, Nigeria.

The sit-in had started at 7 PM this evening and the Nigerian Army had started removing cameras and street lights so nobody could see what they were about to do.

What they did was open fire on peaceful protestors.

All the protestors were holding were Nigerian flags and banners.

The Army shot at them with their guns.

The green and white flag of Nigeria is now stained scarlet red with blood.

We are still unsure of the number who were killed or wounded in the massacre.

Ambulances weren’t even allowed to drive through the Toll Gate to reach the victims.

It is a sad day for Nigeria and the world.

A virus of despotism has spread among the governments of the world as surely as the CCP Covid virus has spread among the populations of the world.

Some governments are more despotic than others.

The Nigerian government has decided to up the ante in this 2020 year by brutally massacring peaceful demonstrating civilians.

From Africa, we go over to Canada.

The Canadian government’s actions aren’t as brutal and barbaric as the Nigerian government’s today but they represent an ongoing trend of corruption that is spreading amongst the governments of the world.

Today the Opposition in the Canadian parliament brought forth a motion to set up a super committee to investigate a possible corruption scandal involving the Justin Trudeau government and a charity called the WE charity.

Earlier this year, the Trudeau government had given the WE charity millions and millions of dollars to manage a government summer youth employment program (instead of getting the regular Canadian civil sevice to run the program).

Later it was discovered that the WE charity had paid lucrative public speaking fees to members of the Trudeau family (Justin’s wife, mother and brother) and had paid for a luxurious vacation for Canada’s then Minister of Finance Bill Morneau.

The whole thing stunk to high heaven so the Opposition parties in the minority government parliament set up a House of Commons committee to investigate.

Just however when the committee was getting to the nittty gritty of the matter, Justin Trudeau announced on August 18th this past summer that he was proroguing (suspending) Parliament and that effectively kills all standing commmittes of Parliament.

Today the Opposition leader in the Canadian Parliament introduced a motion asking that the Parliament create a super committee- a committee with expanded authority to investigate the matter- and one that wouldn’t be subject to the whims of the Prime Minister to prorogue or not to prorogue Parliament.

Since the opposition parties hold the majority of seats in the Canadian House of Commons and the Justin Trudeau Liberal government does not, it looked like the motion would pass.

However Justin being the weasely little weasel and slimy piece of slime that he is announced that the motion would be viewed as a confidence measure.

In other words if the Opposition parties approved the motion, the vote would be seen as a vote of non-confidence against the government.

Justin Trudeau would then dissolve Parliament and call a federal election in the midst of a pandemic.

If Shakespeare were to write a play about Canadian politics, Justin would undoubtedly appear as the arch villain in it.

Moving south of the Canada-U.S. border, let us turn our attention to scumbag Hunter Biden the son of U.S. Democratic Party Presidential nominee Joe Biden.

A whistleblower says that the tapes on Hunter Biden’s laptop shows Hunter raping and torturing Chinese girls.

Xi Jinping was apparently hoping to use the tapes to blackmail Joe Biden if and when Joe Biden takes office.

It has now been confirmed that Joshua Wilson the FBI’s special agent who investigates child pornography is the one leading the investigation into the Biden Laptop videos.

I will have more to say to and about Hunter Biden in a future podcast.

Meanwhile I’d just like to say a few words about the scumbag who runs the People’s Republic of China.

Let’s call him Xi Jinping.

What sort of sick deranged bastard lets his country’s young female citizens be raped and tortured by some sicko just because that sicko’s father is in a position to become the leader of a rival power?

Well Xi Jinping is apparently one such sick deranged bastard.

Friends, I hope this shows what a sick and deranged ideology Communism is.

Communism isn’t about helping people as it claims.

Communism is about power.

Raw power.

Power for the sake of power.

Eric Blair or George Orwell as he was better known clearly saw this and recorded it in his books Animal Farm and 1984.

Xi Jinping lets Hunter Biden rape and torture some of his country’s young female citizens and film it so he can have leverage to blackmail the father.

Meanwhile in the Vatican, the bozo in the white cap Pope Francis is telling the world in his recent encyclical how wonderful a Communist fraternal world would be.

You notice Francis has criticized most governments on the planet with the exception of the government of the People’s Republic of China.

Of course Theodore McCarrick the American Communist homosexual predatory Cardinal (who raped altar boys and young seminarians in his leisure time) was the one who negotiated the Vatican-Communist China Accord.

The accord that is up for renewal at the end of this month.

As my friend the exorcist Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds would put it, “God help us all.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 20th
2020.

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Render Unto Pachamama The Things That Are Pachamama’s

October 19, 2020 at 10:59 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading the news on behalf of a BBC news announcer who had come down with a severe bullet wound after being shot by the husband of the woman he had slept with last night.

The announcer later died in hospital where doctors following WHO (World Health Organization) guidelines listed his death as being caused by Covid-19.

Renfield finished the newscast with, “And in other news, the Communist Pope Francis has decided not to name the anti-Communist Pope John Paul II a Doctor of the Church or a Patron Saint of Europe. Wow, big shocker there.”

Needless to say, Renfield had added quite a number of ad libs of his own while reading the newscast script.

When the newscast was over, he got on Skype with his friend Amadeus Emanon who was currently residing in Australia.

Said Amadeus, “I hear the Vatican City State Mint has issued a 10-Euro silver coin depicting the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama giving birth to planet Earth.”

The coin showed an Inca woman with long plaited hair entwined with long ears of corn (representing the earth’s fertility) about to give birth to a globe of the world.

The coin designed by Bergamo sculptor and engraver Luigi Oldani was designed to mark the 50th Anniversary of the UN’s World Youth Day (which was first held on April 22nd 1970 on what would have been Lenin’s 100th birthday).

“That’s right,” Renfield nodded, “The French Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin noted in a 1922 letter he wrote to Lenin and Trotsky that the Inca Empire which lasted from 1438 to 1533 practiced a form of scientific socialism and that furthermore the Incas worshipped an earth mother goddess called Pachamama. It was Teilhard’s contention that through the use of Pachamama, he Teilhard could bring about a Hegelian synthesis of Catholicism and Soviet Communism.”

“And what was Lenin and Trotsky’s reaction to that?” Amadeus, who was normally always hungry, had pushed aside the plate of Uncle Ernie’s Meatloaf a la Hotel California that Uncle Ernie had made him.

“They told him good luck with that,” Renfield answered, “Lenin himself croaked in January 1924 and Trotsky himself was forced into exile from the USSR in February 1929 after coming out on the losing end of a power struggle with Joseph Stalin.”

“So nothing really became of Teilhard’s Pachamama synthesis of Catholicism and Soviet Communism?” Amadeus declined Uncle Ernie’s aptly named Jonestown Guyana Kool-Aid Cocktail.

“Not until Jorge Mario Bergoglio was elevated to the Papacy on March 13th 2013 and took the name Pope Francis,” Renfield replied.

“So anything else about this coin I should know?” Amadeus waved aside a cup of Uncle Ernie’s Outback Road Kill Brew Coffee.

“Well it basically shows the Ukhu Pacha- the mondo interno in Spanish giving birth to the Madre Terra in Spanish,” Renfield sipped a glass of wine.

“What’s that in English?” Amadeus inquired.

“Well the mondo interno is the inner world or world under the earth which gives birth to the world above the earth – Mother Earth- Madre Terra- which is the world of plants, animals, soil and humans,” Renfield explained.

“What does this inner world consist of?” Amadeus was curious.

“Well Ukhu Pacha is the inner world and is associated with the realm of the dead and as the realm of the dead, Ukhu Pacha is inhabited by the supay a group of demons which torment the living. Supay with a capital S is also the name of the Inca god of death – Supay – who is the ruler of the Inca underworld the Ukhu Pacha as well as the race of demons (supay with a small s) that inhabit it. The name Supay is roughly translated diablo (Spanish for devil) in most South American countries.
Pachamama herself lives in the Ukhu Pacha (inner world or world under the earth) as a fiery red dragon. When she goes above the earth in times of harvest, she becomes a beautiful woman. In effect, the red dragon gives birth to a woman who is Mother Earth.”

“Why does this sound exactly like the Book of Revelation or the Book of the Apocalypse to me?” Amadeus watched Uncle Ernie dressed as Mystery Babylon dancing around the kitchen in a slit skirted red dress and holding an overflowing gold cup of red wine.

“Because it is,” Renfield acknowledged, “Why Pope Francis doesn’t have a tattoo tattooed to his forehead that says “I am the False Prophet of Revelation Chapter 13″ is beyond me. The symbolism on the new 10 Euro coin there is for anyone who’s a student of Inca mythology to see. Perhaps he’s waiting for the Great Global Reset next year (which will happen if the Biden-Harris ticket wins in November) before he unveils that tattoo on his forehead.”

Pachamama: The Lady In Red listens to the whispers of El Diablo

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 19th
2020.

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Hunter Biden, Joe Biden, Ukraine, Communist China and The Orwellian Covid-1984 Techno Giants

October 18, 2020 at 10:59 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural) (, , , )

Joe Biden is a senile old fool and an Apostle of the Antichrist.

-Renfield R. Renfield

There are three groups of people in the world- the conspiracy theorists, the conspiracy factualists and the third group is the vast array of morons, bozos and airheads who lump the two former groups into one because they’re incapable of grasping the reality that exists in this world.

-Renfield R. Renfield

A New York Post story that came out this past Thursday about the Hunter Biden laptop emails met with total non-reporting by the mainstream Marxist media and total censorship by the Orwellian Covid-1984 techno-giants.

Oh Orwellian 1984 Ministry of Truth, thy name is Facebook, Twitter and YouTube.

-Dracul Van Helsing.

A dunghill is a dunghill by any other name and smells just as foul.

-William Shakespeare in a line that was censored by the Elizabethan censors

People who tried to share the New York Post story on Twitter had their accounts locked and couldn’t get back into their accounts on Twitter unless they agreed to delete the story.

One of the people this happened to was White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany when she tried to share the New York Post story on Twitter.

Similar things happened over at Facebook which is run by good old Xi Jinping butt kisser Mark Zuckerberg.

A contest is currently taking place among Zuckerberg, WHO’s Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, Joe and Hunter Biden and Vatican Secretary of State Pietro Cardinal Parolin as to whose nose is the brownest from constantly kissing the cleft between Xi Jinping’s buttocks.

25 channels were deleted from YouTube this past Thursday October 15th 2020 for daring to mention the New York Post story on the Hunter Biden emails.

Emails and photos on Hunter Biden’s lap top clearly show Hunter Biden and then U.S. Vice-President Joe Biden meeting with and even playing golf with the Vice-President of the Ukrainian oil and gas firm Burisma.

They also show Hunter Biden cozying up to the Chinese Communist Party regime of Xi Jinping in Beijing.

Thus it’s no secret as to why the CCP (Chinese Communist Party) wants the Biden-Harris ticket to win in November.

The Post story also referenced Hunter Biden’s links to the sex trafficking industry.

Non-resident Ukrainian and Russian women were said to have funds wired to them from Hunter Biden.

The records seem to indicate that the funds were linked to an Eastern European prostitution and human trafficking ring.

Facebook, Twitter and YouTube who seem to be in an in-bed incestous relationship with the Biden-Harris campaign and the CCP did their best to cover up the story of the New York Post article on the Hunter Biden emails.

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision in his lobster tank at Set Enterprises.

The vision was of the Black Dragon (supernatural entity advisor to Xi Jinping) opening up the heads of Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki and removing their brains and then putting them through a CCP washing machine and then putting them back in their respective heads.

The 1962 movie The Manchurian Candidate had come true.

Only it was the CEOs of the Orwellian Covid-1984 techno-giants who had been brainwashed and were now a threat to American liberty and freedom.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday October 18th
2020

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The Kraken Visits Conflans-Sainte-Honorine

October 17, 2020 at 10:55 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

The Kraken known as Napoleon VI was the leader of the French Aquarian Age Bonapartist Party and was a sitting member of the French National Assembly.

He, along with his wife Medusa the ex-Gorgon, was currently visiting the French town of Conflans-Sainte-Honorine some 30 km (20 miles) northwest of central Paris.

They were here under sad circumstances.

To visit the College du Bois d’Aulne where a teacher at the school Samuel Paty had been beheaded yesterday by an Islamist terrorist as he walked down a street heading from the school towards his home.

Mr. Paty had been a history and geography teacher at the school and had recently given a class lecture on freedom of thought and freedom of expression with reference to Charlie Hebdo a French satirical magazine that had published cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad in 2015.

For that action, the office of Charlie Hebdo was attacked by Islamist terrorists and several members of the staff were killed.

The trial over that attack had recently begun.

Three weeks ago an Islamist terrorist had stabbed a couple of people outside the former offices of Charlie Hebdo apparently oblivious to the fact that the satirical magazine had moved to another location.

Mr. Paty had shown his class pictures of the cartoons that Charlie Hebdo magazine had published.

This made Samuel Paty a marked man.

The murderer of Mr. Paty was Abdoulakh A. an 18-year-old Chechen from Russia who lived in the Normandy town of Evreux about 100 km (62 miles) from the murder scene and had no apparent previous connection with the teacher or the school.

Apparently Abdoulakh had waited outside the school this past Friday and had asked students to identify the teacher.

He followed Mr. Paty who was walking home and attacked him, inflicting multiple wounds to his head and then beheading him.

The Islamist terrorist then posted images on social media of his victim and his severed head.

As he continued to post photos on Twitter referring to President Emmanuel Macron and the French as “infidels” and “dogs”, police approached him.

The terrorist fired at police with an airgun.

They returned fire and the terrorist was shot 9 times in all.

His subsequent demise saved the Fifth Republic of France the cost of an expensive trial.

The Kraken and Medusa talked to some of Samuel Paty’s students- current and former.

A father of one of the students had posted on Twitter “My daughter is in pieces, terrorized by the violence of such an act. How will I explain to her the unthinkable?”.

Samuel Paty had been a well-liked teacher at the school.

One of Mr. Paty’s former students Martial, 16, had said that the teacher absolutely loved his job, “He really wanted to teach us things.Sometimes we held debates in class.”

After talking to the students and laying flowers at the site where Mr. Paty was slain, the Kraken phoned his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield to discuss the growing terrorist threat in France.

Meanwhile down in the Underworld, Abdulakh A. was expecting to be rewarded with 72 dark-eyed virgins and lots of cosmic celestial sex.

Imagine his surprise when the three-headed dog Cerberus escorted him to a rotating barbeque spit over an open fire where he’d be spending his next eternity.

“Where are the 72 dark-eyed virgins that were promised me?” Abdulakh screamed as a trio of one-eyed cyclops giants tied him to the spit and began the neverending rotation.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday October 17th
2020.

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Dinner At Tiffany’s: Leprechaun of The Dance

October 16, 2020 at 10:59 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, Gothic, Gothic romance, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Tiffany Twisted: Formerly the sensuous witch of the Hotel California
and now the sensuous witch of Sleepy Hollow

Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun had been invited to dinner in the Inn room across the hall from his own.

The room that had been rented to one Tiffany Twisted.

Yaldabaoth bathed, showered and shaved.

Then he put on his Irish Spring Mist of The River Shannon aftershave cologne followed by his best green tuxedo and little green bow tie.

Then he walked out the door.

Bucephalus Reborn the walking, talking and dancing zombie black horse thought to himself, “I wonder if I should have told him he forgot to put his trousers on.”

A thought with which Joe Biden campaign staffers were quite familiar with when it came to their own candidate.

Yaldabaoth knocked on the door.

“Come in, Yaldabaoth,” the sensuous voice of Tiffany Twisted beckoned.

Yaldabaoth opened the door and saw this vision:

“Wow, do you ever look hot,” Yaldabaoth felt like President Teddy Roosevelt at this very moment.

“I see you came prepared,” Tiffany smiled like the siren laced rocks of the eastern Mediterranean.

Yaldabaoth looked down and his face turned red, “Faith and begorrah, I seem to have forgotten my trousers.”

He grabbed a copy of James Joyce’s Ulysses off the room’s bookshelf and held it in front of his shamrock deco decorated underwear.

“It’s all right, Yaldabaoth,” she smiled like dawn rising over the hill of Tara, “I like a leprechaun who knows what he wants.”

Tiffany dimmed the lights and started lighting candles.

In the background could be heard Cher’s voice singing on an old 45,

Dark lady laughed and danced and lit the candles one by one
Danced to her gypsy music till her brew was done
Dark lady played back magic till the clock struck on the twelve
She told me more about me than I knew myself.

When the candles were lit, Tiffany and Yaldabaoth drank red wine and ate a Guinness laced Irish potato casserole.

For dessert, they had pumpkin pie with whipped cream on top.

“I hope this pie wasn’t made with my friend Friedrich Wotan Wiesbaden’s head,” Yaldabaoth commented as he licked the whipped cream off Tiffany’s toes.

His newly formed acquaintance Friedrich Wotan Wiesbaden was the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow and had a pumpkin jack o’ lantern for a head.

“It wasn’t,” Tiffany assurred him with tender kisses.

The clock was approaching 12.

“Let’s dance,” Tiffany put on her record player again.

Tiffany reached for Yaldabaoth’s lucky shamrock.

The voice on the record sang,

I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash, he did the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
He did the mash, it caught on in a flash
He did the mash, he did the monster mash

At that moment the Headless Horseman walked in unaware that he was entering the wrong room.

When he saw what the leprechaun and the sensuous witch were doing, he screamed, “I’m blind. I’m blind.”

He turned out into the hall, ran down the stairs, tripped over his feet, landed on the floor and his pumpkin head came off and rolled towards the grandfather clock that was just starting to strike 12.

“Mercy,” the innkeeper muttered at the front desk, “This never happened at the Hotel California.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday October 16th
2020.

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Yaldabaoth Meets Tiffany Twisted

October 15, 2020 at 10:59 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun was having breakfast along with his pet pterodactyl Hovering Voyeurius Over Raquelis Welchius, Friedrich Wotan Wiesbaden the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow and his singing, talking and dancing zombie black horse Bucephalus Reborn in the small dining room of The Rip Van Winkle Inn.

Sitting across from them was a brain dead zombie “woke” and “culture cancelling” white liberal “yute” (which is the lawyer Cousin Vinnyish dialect pronounciation of the word “youth”).

The “woke” brain dead zombie “yute” was on holidays.

He had spent most of the summer rioting, looting, burning and vandalizing in the city of Portland Oregon in what Michelle Obama and the mainstream Marxist media call “peaceful protests”.

Now he decided to come to Sleepy Hollow in New York because he had always wanted to spend Halloween in Sleepy Hollow.

He wore a BLACK LIVES MATTER t-shirt.

Although that message obviously didn’t apply to cats since he had run over a black cat on the highway to get here.

The “woke” brain dead zombie “yute” was busy yacking away to his airheaded girlfriend (who had picked him up from the court house in Portland after the elected liberal Democrat Marxist inclined county prosecuter had dropped criminal charges against him for the umpteenth time these past few months).

“What books do you like to read?” He asked her.

“Well, I’m trying to start reading Harry Potter,” The airhead replied.

“Harry Potter?” The brain-dead zombie “woke” “yute” dropped his fork, “Don’t you know that J.K. Rowling is a bigot and a promoter of hatred for saying that a transgendered man shouldn’t be treated the same as a biologically born female?”.

“Excuse me, young fellow,” Yaldabaoth doffed his little green leprechaun hat to the “woke” “yute” and spoke politely in a soft Irish lilt, “But I happen to think you’re a stupid brainless asshole.”

“What?” The “woke” “yute” blinked, “You just called me a stupid brainless asshole.”

“That’s right,” Yaldabaoth grinned and nodded and then turned serious, “In my own home country of Ireland, there’s a case going on at the moment involving a trans who calls himself/herself/itself Barbie Kardashian. He was born Alejandro Gabriel Gentile but decided some years back that he was actually a woman in a man’s body. He’s currently 18 years old but already has a long history of violent and sexual assaults against women. Specifically against his female care home and social workers including a brutal 2018 attack on a woman whose eyes he tried to gouge out. Now he’s once again in jail on sexual assault charges. But the Limerick District Court operating under the European Union’s politically correct Human Rights Code is ordering him held at the Limerick County Women’s Prison since he self identifies as a woman. So you’ve now got a man with a long history of violence and sexual assault against women being locked up in a female only space. And all because the courts are following the suffocating totalitarian atmosophere of political correctness advocated by brain dead zombie “woke” “yute” SJWs (social justice warriors) assholes such as yourself instead of the common sense and logic advocated by great thinkers and great writers such as J.K. Rowling.”

Having been called a brain dead zombie “woke” “yute” asshole, the “woke” “yute”” asshole then crawled on to the floor into the fetal position which is exactly what an Antifa/BLM white liberal “yute” leader did when he found himself being arrested for the first time in Kenosha Wisconsin for “peacefuly rioting” as he had never been arrested in other American cities before for “peaceful rioting”.

The innkeeper whispered to Yaldabaoth, “Tiffany Twisted the woman who’s renting the room across from you would like to meet you.”

Yaldabaoth went upstairs and knocked on the door.

“Come in,” Tiffany said in a soft sensual voice.

Yaldabaoth opened the door and came face to face with Tiffany Twisted.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday October 15th
2020.

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San Diego Bishop Has Demons and Communist Ghosts On His Front Lawn

October 14, 2020 at 10:45 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Robert McElroy the brainless Catholic bishop of San Diego California was standing on his front lawn and shooting the breeze with the demons Baal and Baphomet as well as the ghosts of Lenin, Stalin and Mao Tse-tung.

Which was probably a dangerous thing to be doing.

Recently Mark J. Seitz the brainless Catholic bishop of El Paso Texas had likewise been standing on his front lawn and shooting the breeze with the demons Baal and Baphomet as well as the ghosts of Lenin, Stalin and Mao Tse-tung.

Days later he came down with the Covid-19 virus.

Comparing recipes for a 1000-year-old laid egg (also known as the U.S. Democratic Party Platform) with the late Chairman Mao was no guarantee this would make one immune to the CCP Wuhan virus.

Already Bishop McElroy could be seen coughing and sputtering and standing behind him was Thanatos Thanatotheristes Reaper of Death who was the patron demon of Covid-19.

Thanatos Thanatotheristes had the body of a giant mammalian bat but the head of a Thanatotheristes (which was a type of T-Rex).

Later the demon Baphomet had an interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper (an interview that CNN producers decided not to show on television).

Cooper informed Baphomet, “I understand your half-brother is currently visiting America.”

“What?” Baphomet spit out his vegan soup, “What’s he doing here?”.

Meanwhile in the town of Sleepy Hollow New York, Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun was taking a walk with the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow to look at the autumn colours.

“I think I’d like to stay in Sleepy Hollow until Halloween,” Friedrich Wotan Wiesbaden the Headless Horseman remarked through his Great Pumpkin jack o’ lantern head, “Things can get pretty exciting in Sleepy Hollow on Halloween.”

“Well seeing as how you and I and your horse Bucephalus Reborn and my pterodactyl Hovering Voyeurius Over Raquelis Welchius are the only guests who seem to be staying in Sleepy Hollow’s Rip Van Winkle Inn at the moment, I’m sure we can keep our rooms over until Halloween.”

“You’re right,” the Headless Horseman grinned 🎃, “Let’s go tell the innkeeper.”

Back at the inn, the innkeeper (who at one time in his life had been the proprieter of the Hotel California) was examining the Mercedes Benz car that had just pulled up driven by a lovely and beautiful witch.

“What did you say your name was again?” The innkeeper inquired.

“Tiffany Twisted,” the drop dead gorgeous witch smiled.

“Haven’t we met before?” The innkeeper blinked.

She smiled her white ivories at him, “Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.”

She took the keys to her room which would be across from Yaldabaoth’s.

She walked up the inn stairs in her short black skirt and sexy black silk nylons.

Then she turned around and smiled at the innkeeper, “You obviously danced to forget.”

She continued up the stairs while the innkeeper scratched his head and continued to wonder where he had seen her before.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday October 14th
2020.

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Fatima 103

October 13, 2020 at 10:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel)

Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus the head of WHO stood in front of the cameras to make another idiotic statement in public.

“I do not think the governments of the world should seek herd immunity among the general population to battle the Covid-19 virus,” Dr. Tedros blathered, “Seeking herd immunity is a very unwise thing to do.”

Set Enterprises’ employee Dr. Marmalade Montague was watching Dr. Tedros’ public statement on television.

He also had the subtitles from Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s Supernatural Bullshit Detector running on the TV screen.

The subtitles explained what the speaker was actually thinking.

Dr. Tedros’ subtitles read, “If the governments of the world use herd immunity to battle the Covid-19 virus, this could upset the best laid plans of mice and vermin to bring about a One World Communist government which I as the Ethiopian Communist lackey of Xi Jinping’s Beijing regime and the Communist lackey of the Communist Pope Francis and the financial puppet of Bill Gates and George Soros have sworn to bring about. We cannot have herd immunity. We must allow the Holy, Blessed and Eternal Virus (as the USEless Conference of Catholic Bishops have dubbed it) to flow about unhindered until such time as the sheeple of the world accept a Communist One World government and the Bill Gates Mark of the Beast vaccine that goes along with it.”

. . .

Belvedere the ghost of the Ghost White Salamander reporter for The Times of London was interviewing his former employer the professional stage magician turned Vatican Cardinal Samhain Cardinal Salaman.

“So what’s been happening between Giovanni Cardinal Becciu and George Cardinal Pell of Australia?” Belvedere asked.

“Well Cardinal Becciu as Deputy Secretary of State at the Vatican oversaw the management of Peter’s Pence (the papal fund that was established to help the poor) and Cardinal Becciu used Peter’s Pence to buy things such as a luxury apartment building in London’s exclusive Chelsea district for €200 million where cocaine fueled gay sex orgies were held. George Cardinal Pell had been brought in to the Vatican in 2015 to examine and investigate abuses of Church finances. Cardinal Pell was getting to the truth a little too close for Becciu’s comfort so Becciu paid two people in Australia a total of £20 million to accuse Cardinal Pell of having sexually assaulted them many years ago. Pell was sent back to Australia to face trial and was convicted on the two witnesses’ testimony. Finally Cardinal Pell’s conviction was overturned by Australia’s highest court earlier this year and he was released from prison. Now Cardinal Becciu’s corruption has become so well known that Pope Francis was forced a few weeks ago to ask Cardinal Becciu to resign as Deputy Vatican Secretary of State and as Prefect of the Congregation For The Causes of Saints. Now Cardinal Pell is back at the Vatican to investigate abuses of Vatican finances that he was interrupted from doing so because he was falsely accused of sexual assault thanks to Cardinal Becciu’s shenanigans.”

. . .

Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun was talking to Friedrich Wotan Wiesbaden the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow as they were watching television inside their room in the Rip Van Winkle Inn in Sleepy Hollow.

“So,” Yaldabaoth asked, “This Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigano is saying that Pope Francis is secretly and covertly backing Joe Biden for President because a Biden/Harris win is the linchpin in Pope Francis’ plan for a Communist One World government?”.

“That’s right,” the Headless Horseman nodded with his Great Pumpkin head.

“How long have you and Bucephalus Reborn lived in the Vatican?” Yalabaoth was referring to the Headless Horseman and his talking and singing black zombie horse.

“3 years ago today,” Wiesbaden answered, “Bucephalus Reborn and I along with Allatallahbel the Vampiress Priestess of Baal and the Six Vampiric-Knights Templar took it over on the 100th Anniversary of the Great Miracle of the Sun at Fatima, Portugal in 1917.”

“So Baal the demonic god of the ancient Phoenicians and ancient Carthaginians and Baphomet the demonic deity worshipped by the Vampiric Knights-Templar have no problem with a one world Communist government?” The Rip Van Winkle innkeeper and former proprieter of the Hotel California asked.

“Hell no,” the Headless Horseman flashed a bright jack o’ lantern smile. 🎃

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 13th
2020.

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Killer Rabbit As Melbourne’s Decapitating Robin Hood

October 12, 2020 at 10:56 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

The Nagorno-Karabakh War between Armenia and Azerbaijan was continuing to go on despite a Russian negotiated ceasefire this past weekend.

Civilian areas in cities continued to be hit on both sides.

Last week the historic Holy Saviour Cathedral in the Nagorno-Karabakh Armenian city of Shusha (also called Shushi) suffered terrible destruction when it was targeted by Azeri shelling.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield said that Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan was probably disappointed by the cathedral’s wreckage because now the would-be Ottoman Sultan wouldn’t be able to turn it into an Islamic mosque.

Also on the Erdogan front the Turkish leader was once again sending a research ship into Greek territorial waters in the East Mediterranean to conduct seismic studies in search of natural gas reserves.

Back in the summer, Turkey had conducted similar intrusions in search of exploiting natural gas reserves.

That escalated tensions with Greece and caused a joint military exercise amongst Greece, France, Italy and Cyprus in the East Mediterranean in a show of strength against Turkey.

The name of the exercise was Eunomia (named after a minor Greek goddess of law and good order).

With Erdogan stretching his hands out all over the place, Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher had finally put the brains of 12th Century Scottish Crusader Leonard MacDavid into the taxidermically stuffed body of the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog (who had made a memorable cameo appearance in the 1975 film Monty Python and The Holy Grail).

Using electricity, the best of Transhumanist science and a resurrection spell from the ancient Egyptian Book of The Dead, Dr. Rocher brought the unusual hybrid creature to life.

And Leonard Constantinople the Belligerent Crusader Rabbit was born (the Crusader Rabbit who would liberate Constantinople from Erdogan).

But where would the rabbit cut his baby teeth before moving against Erdogan?

Renfield suggested Melbourne, Australia where the Melbourne Police Force were acting like a group of stormtrooping thugs in enforcing Victoria state dictator Daniel Andrews’ totalitarian lockdown rules (the most draconian on the planet).

Melbourne police had arrested a pregnant woman in her Melbourne home because she dared to mention an anti-lockdown protest on her Facebook page.

They had arrested a mother on the beach and handcuffed her in front of her crying children with 5 or 6 brutish officers landing on top of her because they felt she wasn’t practicing social distancing.

They had arrested a homeless man for sleeping in his car (because he didn’t have a home or any belongings except his car) and gave him a fine of $30,000 thus drastically setting back his chances of ever getting back on his feet

They arrested a mother and father in their car for going grocery shopping because they accidentally crossed an imaginary line drawn on a map by one of Daniel Andrews’ Gestapo bureaucrats for venturing outside their designated geographical prison zone.

They were fined $5000 each.

Meanwhile the Chief of Melbourne Police was continuing to consult with the ghosts of Nazi SS head Heinrich Himmler and Soviet Stalinist era NKVD head Lavrentiy Beria on how to conduct the draconian lockdown.

The ghosts of Himmler and Beria gave daily workshops to members of the SSVD (which stood for Sexually Sterile and Venereal Disease carrying) Melbourne Police Force.

Leonard Constantinople was flown to Melbourne in the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis powered dirigible airship.

Inside an apartment a pregnant woman was being arrested for having posted an unflattering tweet about Victoria state dictator Daniel Andrews.

Soon the arresting officers found their heads being bitten off by Leonard Constantinople the Belligerent Crusader Rabbit (the bunny formerly known as the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog).

5 or 6 officers of the Melbourne SSVD dragged a screaming woman to the ground along a beach in front of her children for not practicing social distancing.

The 5 or 6 Melbourne SSVD officers were set upon by a bunny rabbit who promptly bit off all their heads.

When they attempted to arrest another homeless man for sleeping in his car, the arresting Melbourne SSVD officers likewise had their heads bitten off by a bunny rabbit.

Parents being stopped in their car for daring to shop for groceries soon found themselves being arrested by officers of the Melbourne SSVD Police Force.

The arresting Melbourne SSVD Police Force officers soon found themselves getting their heads bitten off by a bunny rabbit.

News of a killer bunny rabbit targeting the heads of police officers soon caused much consternation (in addition to much penicillin flowing) among members of the Melbourne SSVD Police Force.

The Chief of the Melbourne SSVD Police Force consulted with the ghosts of Himmler and Beria on the issue.

Both Himmler and Beria replied they never dealt with the likes of a killer rabbit in either the Third Reich or the USSR.

Victoria state dictator Daniel Andrews was pulling his hair out over news of his stormtrooping police officers meeting their deaths at the teeth of a killer rabbit.

Andrews felt in his gut (in addition to his heartburn caused by eating too much caviar) that Renfield of Great Britain was responsible for the whole mess.

“Who will rid me of this troublesome British MP?” Andrews spoke to his stuffed koala bear rug.

He had posed a question asked by so many before- Vladimir Putin, Pope Francis, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, Xi Jinping and Justin Trudeau among them.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 12th
2020.

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