Ragnarok Approacheth

November 8, 2020 at 11:53 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Politics, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

“I’d like to thank all the dead voters who helped me win this election…”
-Joe Biden in a special recorded message to residents of cemeteries.

“When the Norse god of thunder accidentally hit his thumb with his hammer Mjolnir once, his thumb was mighty Thor.”
-The Norse trickster god Loki

“If you were to take all the veins and arteries in your body and line them up from end to end, you’d be dead.”
-Dr. Marmalade Montague
eccentric scientist at Set Enterprises’ laboratories, London, England

“There is a division in the world today between objective reality and a fictional narrative as presented by the mainstream media.
Despite overwhelming objective evidence of a massive electoral fraud never before seen in U.S. history, the mainstream media insist that Biden won legitimately and even proclaimed him President-elect yesterday even though the vote counts haven’t been finished yet and the recounts haven’t even begun.
Biden and Covid-19 are both holograms (artificial realities) created by global elitists to pave the way for their Great Reset New World Order.
Biden and Covid-19 will be used until such time as they have served their purpose and will then be replaced by two new holograms Covid-21 and Kamala Harris when the Great Reset finally comes into view.”
-Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigano in a letter dated and released Sunday November 8th 2020.

Michelangelo the Psychic lobster noted that the Vigano letter was indeed objective reality and other statements might be attributed to a Calgary based geopolitical analyst’s fictional narrative which was much more interesting and definitely better written than the mainstream media’s fictional narrative (although the geopolitical analyst’s fictional narrative contained more kernels of truth than the mainstream Marxist media’s fictional narrative ever could).

Michelangelo went back under the water and had his breakfast.

A Haitian witch doctor (who was Hillary Clinton’s personal voodoo instructor) had been brought in last week to raise Confederate soldiers and KKK members from the dead to go to the polls and vote in favour of Joe Biden.

After all Joe Biden had been a very good friend of KKK Democratic Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia who kicked the bucket back in 2010 and Biden had given a glowing eulogy at the latter’s funeral.

Biden had made numerous racist and anti-black statements over the years including his most recent, “If you’re a black who’s going to vote for Trump, then you ain’t black enough.”

Despite being a white supremacist and associating with Klansmen, he had pledged allegiance to both Xi Jinping and the coming Great Reset New World Order.

And that was all the global elitists, the mainstream Marxist media and the Neo-Maoist social media global tech giants (Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and Google) cared about.

The Norse god Loki had used the asshole of his son the Norse World Serpent Jormungandr to shit ballots for the Biden-Harris ticket out of his ass to use in the states of Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania as well as the states of North Carolina, Georgia and Arizona.

Suddenly a thought occurred to Loki.

In order for Jormungandr to shit Biden-Harris ballots out of his ass, he had to release his tail out of his mouth.

For Jormungandr was an ouroboros a serpent who swallowed his own tail.

Suddenly a thought hit Loki.

An old Norse prophecy said that when Jormungandr released his tail from his mouth, the Battle of Ragnarok (the Norse Apocalypse and the Norse equivalent of the Biblical Battle of Armageddon) would begin.

And he Loki would die at Ragnarok.

“Oh shit,” Loki began hitting his forehead, “Oh, what a dummy.Oh, what a dummy.”

Meanwhile Loki’s son Fenrir the great Norse wolf was happily frolicking through the snow.

Dr. Marmalade Montague of Set Enterprises was looking at a blown up slide of the genome of the Covid-19 virus after Michelangelo had brought it into clearer focus with his lobster claws.

He was shocked to see something in the genome of the Covid-19 virus that no one else had seen before.

There clearly inserted into the genome was a photographic image of the Norse wolf Fenrir frolicking in the snow.

Pope Francis was having a conversation with one of his Cardinals Samhain Cardinal Salaman.

“I wish someone would rid me of this troublesome Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigano,” Francis moaned.

“Well, I think there’s been a wide supply of poisons available in the Vatican since the days of the Renaissance hasn’t there been, your Non-Holiness?” Cardinal Salaman asked.

The ghost of Lucrezia Borgia wandered through the room carrying a spectral bottle of poison while Amorous Laeticia (the pet black cat of Hecate the Greek goddess of witchcraft) hid her large saucer of Baileys Irish Cream (that she preferred to milk) in a safe place that Lucrezia wouldn’t be able to tamper with.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday November 8th


  1. Unique Tales said,

    Excellent. 😊A psychic lobster. Love it.

  2. Kritika said,

    Loop holes are clearly visible. Things might change.

  3. Apple Rae said,

    It’s when i read your chapters that i get to find out about our global current events in the most entertaining way possible. You crack me up all the time. The letter is quite interesting, especially with Michaelangelo the Psychic Lobster’s analysis of it. Loved this, Chris. Awesome! ❀️

  4. House of Heart said,

    Lol, the only thing Thor right now is Trump and the Proud Boys. Things are going to change. Hurrah! Enjoyed.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, things are definitely going to change all right.

      • House of Heart said,

        Yeah. I can’t wait.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I think you might be singing a totally different tune a year from now.

        The former Jesuit priest Dr. Malachi Martin (who left the Jesuit order because most of them are Marxist) wrote and published a book 30 years ago called The Keys of This Blood.

        It was a book analyzing the geopolitics of the years 1989 to 1990.

        It was after reading that book that I became interested in Geopolitics as a subject.

        I had never even heard of that term before prior to reading that book.

        A lot of the book dealt with the history of the 20th Century and then analyzed the geopolitical events of the years 1989 – 90 (which saw the Fall of the Berlin Wall and the Velvet Revolution in Czechoslovakia among other things).

        But the last chapters of his extremely long book (I think it was over 600 to 700 pages if I remember correctly) dealt with the future of geopolitical trends.

        And what he thought might happen, I, at the time, labelled “extremely out there” as Dana Scully often said to Fox Mulder on the TV show The X-Files.

        But Martin thought it might take 30 years (a series of 5 year plans formulated by Soviet KGB officers in the late 1980s) and the scenario would come to pass.

        And in 2020, exactly 30 years later, Dr. Martin’s “extremely out there” has come to pass as I’ve agonizingly noticed the past 9 months with the advent of Covid-19.

        I think a year from now, a lot of people who are so happy for the Biden win will be longing for the days of Donald Trump.

        Which will show how bad things are going to get.

        As Al Jolson said at the end of the movie The Jazz Singer in 1927, “You ain’t seen nothing yet.”

  5. Hetty Eliot said,

    I wonder when Vigano is going to receive his obligatory life-ruining false accusation which the Vatican will naturally be very interested in pursuing, unlike the legitimate ones?

  6. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    β€œI’d like to thank all the dead voters who helped me win this election…” 😳 What???

    Now, I can see why Sheree loved Michaelangelo the Psychic Lobster. (Was it her? or someone else. Sorry my mind is a mess right now πŸ˜…)

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, apparently people who are dead sent in mail-in ballots in some states even though they’ve been dead for years.

      Coincidentally they all voted for Joe Biden.

      Biden has the unanimous support of the Living Dead. πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚πŸ§Ÿβ€β™€

      Talk about those old zombie apocalypse movies coming true.

      It’s a writer called Ana Calin who lives in Berlin who had a crush on Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster.

      Sherry’s favourite character is Renfield.

      • Jessica E. Larsen said,

        Yikes. Then what will happen to the living humans if he ever wins? Zombiefied πŸ˜‚

        Oh, so Sherry and I is fan of the same man. So nice 🀭

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I guess all the living humans will be zombiefied. πŸ˜‚

        They’ll probably change the U.S. National Anthem from The Star Spangled Banner to the Michael Jackson song Thriller.🀣

        Yes, you and Sherry are fans of the same man. πŸ˜€

      • Jessica E. Larsen said,

        Hurray for MJ! πŸ˜‚

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,


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