Joe and Justin Look Forward To Global Marxist Leninist Great Reset

November 17, 2020 at 11:55 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

The London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was looking over some rare black and white photographs of the 1917 Bolshevik Revolution in Russia that were found in a Vienna antique shop by Leonard Constantinople the Crusader Rabbit who was currently in Vienna biting the heads off Islamist terrorists.

One of the photographs showed Apophis the Egyptian Great Serpent god of chaos aboard the gunship Aurora as it had the Winter Palace in Saint Petersburg in its sight with its great searchlights during the start of the Bolshevik Revolution.

“So,” Set seethed, “It was Apophis who was behind the Bolshevik Revolution.”

Set and Apophis had once fought before millenia ago.

Set used to accompany his great-grandfather the Egyptian sun god Ra as Ra sailed his solar great barge across the sky from dawn to dusk before descending into the underworld.

As Ra’s great barge navigated through the darkness of night, it was attacked by Apophis who sought to kill Ra and prevent sunrise.

Set in those days was a protector god and the strongest of the gods aboard the sun god Ra’s barge and so defended the ship against Apoohis.

Set would often say, “Every day I would slay Apophis the enemy of Ra as I stood at the helm of the barge.”

Now it was apparent that Apophis was at the helm of the gunship Aurora the night it launched the dawn of an era of Bolshevik nocturnal darkness.

. . .

Evil billionaire George Soros (a man who blasphemously used his ethnic Jewish background to deflect cries of conspiracy from himself as the mainstream Marxist media sought to protect him by saying critics of Soros were anti-Semitic even though Soros’ co-conspirators in the Great Reset globalist Marxist plot were all non-Jewish, Klaus Schwab, Bill and Melinda Gates, Pope Francis and Communist China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping) was using an unusual mirror to communicate with the Egyptian Great Serpent god of chaos Apophis who was riding the 99942 Apophis asteroid towards planet Earth.

Likewise Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau (who was currently naked and covered head to toe in blackface or rather black shoe polish)
was using his antique late Victorian/early Edwardian era cannabis pot smoking mirror named Magical Mystery Tour to communicate with Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of smoking mirrors.

Justin was using Tezcatlipoca’s advice to help turn Canada into a Communist dictatorship.

He would be within reach by now had the provinces of Canada agreed to transfer their health emergency powers to the federal government.

But one of the strongest opponents of the transfer had been Alberta Premier Jason Kenney.

Unbeknownst to Justin, Alberta Premier Jason Kenney back in 2016 (3 years before he became Premier) had used to sit in the back pew of Saint John the Evangelist Anglican Ordinariate Catholic Church in Calgary a few feet away from a geopolitical analyst who had recently arrived in the city homeless from Vancouver.

Kenney and the geopolitical analyst didn’t know one another and had just said “Hello.”

The geopolitical analyst who was originally from Alberta but had lived in Vancouver for the past 4 years had no idea who Kenney was having lost track of Alberta politics.

It was only when the geopolitical analyst had invited a friend from the homeless shelter he stayed in with him to Church that he found out who Kenney was.

The geopolitical analyst’s friend had asked Kenney when the Church service was over, “Hey, aren’t you someone important?” to which Kenney had responded, “I’m Jason Kenney. I’m an MP and I used to be Minister of Immigration in Stephen Harper’s cabinet.”

Stephen Harper had been Prime Minister of Canada prior to pothead Justin.

The geopolitical analyst had stopped attending Saint John’s in 2017 when the parish rector left to go to England and a more boring clergyman with boring sermons had taken his place.

Plus the geopolitical analyst was starting that year to have serious doubts about Pope Francis the earthly head of the Catholic Church (later discovering in his on-line research that Jorge Mario Bergoglio was a Communist).

Kenney went on to resign as an MP, run for the leadership of the Alberta Provincial Progressive Conservative Party which he won, later run for the leadership of the United Conservative Party (which was a merger of the Alberta Progressive Conservative Party and the Alberta Wildrose Alliance Party) which he won and finally was elected Premier of Alberta in 2019.

So even though Albertans were a pain in Justin’s backside, Justin had recently gone on television to tell Canadians that his government would be part of the global Great Reset.

Joe Biden (who had recently been proclaimed President-elect of the United States by the AP Associated Press on Saturday November 7th and the rest of the mainstream Marxist media and various world leaders including pothead Justin had gone along with the AP proclamation) had also announced the same day as Justin that America would be part of the global Great Reset.

Apophis’ planned dawn of the new dark age of nocturnal Neo-Bolshevism was just around the corner.

. . .

The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec (who was the spiritual goddaughter of the Aztec god Quetzalcoatl the arch enemy of Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of night and smoking mirrors) was standing on some rocks off the coast of Cornwall in England.

She was awaiting the arrival of her lover the vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing (who was a descendant of a daughter of Arthur King of the Britons and the enchantress Morgana) so together they could battle the Apophis and Tezcatlipoca led Great Reset.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 17th
2020

8 Comments

  1. graham mcquade said,

    Will Qonzilqointec be getting changed before battle? Shame to ruin such an expensive dress.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Qonzilqointec will not be wearing this dress into battle.

      She’ll be wearing her Gal Gadot Wonder Woman outfit. πŸ˜€

  2. πŸ‚πŸπŸ’– MAMEN AN πŸ’–πŸπŸ‚* DENTRO DE MIS SUEΓ‘OS *🌟* said,

    That good!!!πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜„

  3. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    Dracul’s girlfriends are so beautiful… the political part made me annoyed so this pair welcome end haha πŸ˜€

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That’s true, Jessica. πŸ˜€

      Dracul and the beautiful woman made a welcome ending. 😁

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