A Thanksgiving Tale of Two Turkeys

November 26, 2020 at 11:37 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Humour, Life, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

“It’s a known historical fact that those who call for unity are generally the same people who are standing on the wrong side of any given issue.”
-Renfield R. Renfield MP

“I call on all Americans to put aside their differences and come together in unity,” Joe Biden blathered in his Thanksgiving Day message before then urging Americans to celebrate Thanksgiving by NOT celebrating it.

The good old days when turkeys were either beheaded, pardoned, eaten, or taken for a walk by a beautiful woman and not declared President-elect of the United States of America by the AP Associated Press to which the Western world mainstream Marxist media will assent and various idiotic world leaders including the Instagram bikini girl liking gay wilting flower “Pope” Francis will offer congratulations by phone.

-A Thanksgiving Day observation
written by Christopher
Thursday, November 26th


  1. Sabiscuit said,

    How are you feeling today, Christopher.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      A bit better thank you.

      After I got over the initial shock of being told I had to move, I’ve decided to check out this house the housing co-op want me to move into and if I don’t like it, I’ll just move back to Edmonton where I’m originally from if I have to move anyways.

      • Sabiscuit said,

        It happens sometimes that a move is the best thing for us to refresh, regroup and regrow. It feels upsetting but think of it as a new beginning as a reset.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        But not George Soros’ supposedly “Great’ Reset.

      • Sabiscuit said,

        He also reset an ex GF 6 years again when he kicked her out of the $1.9M home he bought her. However, I doubt he is wilding in the streets at the age of 90. So there is nothing to worry about.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I’m more thinking of his Great Reset which is the New World Order that he’s plotting with Klaus Schwab, Bill and Melinda Gates, Jeffrey Sachs and Pope Francis.

  2. GP Cox said,

    My turkey got away!!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      So it appears the turkey is definitely having a Happy Thanksgiving this year. 🥂🍾🦃

  3. shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

    If only thanks giving were to be known religiously just like Christmas … but then, Halloween is the more popular than none other because it left fantasizing moments for all to have sweets & candies.
    Not beheaded.
    I hope.

    And how are you doing so far, Chris?
    I am praying for you over here as always.
    Every day.
    As the Lord is always be for those who needs Him.

    Bless you, my friend!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, the original Christian message behind Christmas, Thanksgiving and Halloween seems to be forgotten in these times.

      I’m not as distressed as I was as when I first heard the message I’d have to move.

      They’ll probably be moving me into a Soviet Gulag dissident camp anyways once the Neo-Bolshevik New World Order higher-ups start to read my blog posts.

      I’m praying for you too, Sherrie.

      God bless you!


      • shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

        Do tell me more on new updates on this, Chris!
        Or just email me.
        Just stay safe & stay fit.
        One cannot afford to be ill these days … people fear even normal stomach ache and imagining that they are going to die from having to do ‘poop’! All are Covid fantasy. Oh gosh … really nerving me … I am so annoyed by these all …

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, people are certainly living in fear and panic these days, Sherrie.

        Christ said this would happen in the Last Days when he talked about “men’s hearts failing them for fear”.

  4. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    MY head is blank. The picture is animal abuse! Arrest her! 😂

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