Bill Gates Holds Great Reset Livestream Virtual Press Conference

December 2, 2020 at 11:59 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Billionaire Bill Gates, who suffered from the delusion that just because he was a multi-billionaire that this gave him the right to control other people’s lives, was holding a livestream virtual press conference on the topic of the Great Reset (something that had been dismissed as “conspiracy theory” last month by Canada’s brainless Prime Minister Justin Trudeau even though people like George Soros, Gates and his evil wife Melinda, Pope Francis’ leading economic advisor Jeffrey Sachs and World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab openly talk about a global Great Reset in public to say nothing of the subject having been a cover story for a recent issue of TIME Magazine).

Gates, who as a pimply faced nerdy geek who dreamed of losing his virginity (which happened once he got his first million) had read Isaac Asimov’s Foundation Trilogy and filled him with the dream to someday micromanage the lives of every single person living on the planet.

Gates in marrying his evil wife Melinda (who made the Shakespearian Lady MacBeth look like Saint Mother Teresa of Calcutta by comparison) finally got the impetus to go out and fulfill his evil mad scientist dreams.

Melinda Gates was supposed to join her husband Bill for today’s livestream virtual press conference but the face cream she used (made with products that were the byproducts of satanic sacrifices) had caused her face to break out in repulsive looking blotches.

Ms. Gates had no desire to attend the press conference looking like Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer.

Gates took questions from reporters all over the world.

One reporter, who had a Groucho Marx nose, moustache and glasses but a very unusual looking mop of hair on his head, identified himself before asking a question.

“I’m Ovid Nazal Schwab for the World Economic Forum Daily Agricultural Fertilizer,” the reporter introduced himself.

“I don’t believe I’ve ever heard of the World Economic Forum Daily Agricultural Fertilizer.” Gates seemed perplexed.

“Really?” Ovid Nazal Schwab’s eyes blinked causing a q-tip to fall out of his left nostril, “The World Economic Forum Daily Agricultural Fertilizer has been around for as long as the World Economic Forum has.”

“So what is your question?” Gates took a sip from his can of Bela Lugosi Atomic Superman Tranhsumanist Revitalizing Soda.

“I have a 2-part question,” World Economic Forum Daily Agricultural Fertilizer reporter Ovid Nazal Schwab adjusted the Groucho Marx glasses on his Groucho Marx nose, “How many times did you visit Jeffrey Epstein’s swank New York City townhouse mansion? And how many times did you visit Jeffrey Epstein’s Lesser St. James Virgin Island?”.

“What? How dare you ask me that question?” Gates turned apoplectic with rage, “Get that man.”

New World Order commandos came crashing through the window of the “reporter’s” room causing the Groucho Marx nose, moustache and glasses to fall off his face as well as the unusual looking mop of hair (that was taken from the top of a broom mop) to fall off his head revealing one Renfield R. Renfield MP in the British Parliament.

The commandos were then set upon by Nefertiti Galore the estate guard cat for the London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s vast colossal West London Estate who promptly ripped them all to shreds with her claws.


This woman is sending her pet dragon to search and destroy all those who visited Jeffrey Epstein’s Lesser St. James Virgin Island.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday December 2nd
2020.

19 Comments

  1. Unique Tales said,

    Excellent post. 😊

  2. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    Wahh 😍 I want a dragon too! Ehem…

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Maybe someone will buy you a dragon for your birthday this Saturday. πŸ˜€

      • Jessica E. Larsen said,

        Haha you remembered! Sorry, I forgot yours πŸ˜“ when was it again?
        I’ll make sure to add Dragon to my birthday wish and give it to my husband. Maybe a divorce threat if he can’t give me one 🀣

      • Jessica E. Larsen said,

        I know it December.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It was November 28th this past Saturday. πŸ™‚

      • Jessica E. Larsen said,

        Oh my god, I missed it… 😭
        I hope you have a wonderful time at least (if that wasn’t connected to your sad bend and broken poem 😦 )
        Belated happy birthday πŸŽ‚ πŸ₯³

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Thank you, Jessica. πŸ™‚

        No it was Wednesday the 26th of November and what transpired that day that led me to write that poem All Bent and Broken.

      • Jessica E. Larsen said,

        Oh that’s a relief to hear. It would be horrible if it was your day πŸ™‚

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, it would have been. πŸ™‚

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL ! @ divorce threat to get a dragon. πŸ˜‚

      • Jessica E. Larsen said,

        I told him actually and he said that he’d get me a lizard 🦎 “they’re in the same family” 😒🀣

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, a lizard 🦎is in the same family as a dragon. πŸ‰

  3. ebonyandcrows said,

    Hahaha this made me laugh!

  4. nitinsingh said,

    EXCELLENT POST

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