Renfield’s Global Zoom Press Conference

December 10, 2020 at 11:22 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Amadeus Emanon had been living in Australia for almost a year.

He had been stranded here by the pandemic.

He and his girlfriend the New Orleans vampiress Angelique Dumont had been staying in the house of the infamous Uncle Ernie (a house that was actually owned by Uncle Ernie’s adopted nephew who got down on his knees every day and thanked God that Uncle Ernie wasn’t a blood relative).

“I wonder why those men and women from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation were so anxious to extract large quantities of my DNA last year in 2019,” Uncle Ernie mumbled to himself as he happily set about his task of trying to make scrambled fossilized dinosaur eggs.

The news story on the radio was about how the UK, then Canada and then the U.S. were rolling out the Covid-19 vaccine.

Amadeus was on his laptop to watch a Zoom global press conference that his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield was hosting.

Renfield sat in his parliamentary office gazing at the camera on his laptop while reporters from all over the world asked him questions.

Between each reporter’s question, the picture on the wall just behind Renfield was always changed.

Beautiful women dressed in short skirts and white t-shirts that said PRO SEX LEAGUE OPPOSED TO ORWELLIAN 1984 ANTI-SEX LEAGUE came in to change the picture behind Renfield when a new reporter appeared on Zoom to ask a question.

Soon it came to the turn of U.S. reporters to ask a question.

3 reporters from each country were allowed to ask one question each of Renfield.

As the first U.S. reporter asked a question, the short skirted and tight white shirted PRO SEX GIRLS put up a poster showing Bill Gates and Dr. Anthony Fauci standing together while the caption read WOULD YOU BUY A USED VACCINE FROM THESE MEN?

As the 2nd U.S. reporter asked a question, the short skirted and tight white shirted PRO SEX GIRLS put up a poster of U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi while the caption read WOULD YOU BOOK A HAIRDRESSING APPOINTMENT FOR THIS WOMAN?

As the 3rd U.S. reporter asked a question, the short skirted and tight white shirted PRO SEX GIRLS put up a poster of a despondent looking Hunter Biden while the caption read WOULD YOU SELL CRACK COCAINE TO THIS MAN?

As the 1st reporter from the Vatican City State rose to ask a question, the short skirted and tight white shirted PRO SEX GIRLS put up a poster whose caption read PACHAMAMA SUCKS and the picture showed an elegantly dressed red evening gown wearing Inca Earth Mother goddess Pachamama on her knees kneeling in front of Renfield who didn’t appear to be wearing any trousers or boxer shorts.


Pachamama the Inca Earth Mother Goddess

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday December 10th
2020.

11 Comments

  1. George F. said,

    Je sus!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you, George.

      The beautiful Andrea Corr in 1990s Irish pop group The Corrs music videos used to sing a song whose lyrics went, “Go on, leave me breathless.”

      I have the feeling this blog post did the same to you, George. 🤣

  2. monimonikablog said,

    i love these hips in red!

  3. Kritika said,

    Uncle Ernie’s DNA hahaha. No doubt they need it. lols

  4. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    Hmmm… Renfield is quite bold here… 😄

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