Nephilim Found and Stolen

December 12, 2020 at 11:57 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Dr. Marmalade Montague was sitting in the main laboratory at Set Enterprises talking to Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster.

Michelangelo, being the silent aquatic type, didn’t say much although he did occasionally type on his waterproof tablet keyboard and Montague would read the message on his smart phone.

“The Rockefellers and the Rothschilds are Apostles of the Antichrist and that’s why they get along so well with Pope Francis and are setting up the Vatican Council For Inclusive Capitalism with him,” Michelangelo had written in his latest message.

“Renfield’s influence must be rubbing off on him,” Montague thought.

Montague was soon joined by the vampire archaeologist Dr. Edgar Lovecraft Ashbury who was the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s personal archaeologist.

When Ashbury was mortal, he had been the Oxford trained Egyptologist who had discovered Set’s tomb in Egypt back in 1918.

He had opened the tomb at exactly 11 AM Greenwich Mean Time on November 11th 1918 (the exact same minute the Great Armistice came into effect ending the Great War- the War known to History as the First World War).

Set had been buried alive by his nephew Horus after Set had exiled Horus’ father Osiris to a planet near the star Sirius through the use of a magic spell.

When Dr. Edgar Lovecraft Ashbury lay dying from a sword wound in 1936 after a swordfight in a duel (which the archaeologist/Egyptologist lost to an auditor for the British Inland Revenue Department), Set had turned him into a vampire before he succumbed to his mortal sword wound.

And thus Dr. Edgar Lovecraft Lovecraft Ashbury had become the vampire Set’s personal nocturnal nighttimes operation archaeologist.

Back in 2006, Dr. Ashbury was now telling Dr. Montague, he had discovered the perfectly preserved body of a Nephilim (one of a race of giants mentioned in the Book of Genesis Chapter 6 who were the offspring of immortal Watcher Angels and mortal human women) in Iraq.

“So, where is the Nephilim now?” Dr. Marmalade Montague asked.

“Unfortunately the body was stolen by a group of men who were working for the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation,” Dr. Ashbury answered.

“What did the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation want with the body of a Nephilim?” Dr. Montague inquired.

“They extracted DNA from the Nephilim,” the voice of British MP Renfield R. Renfield spoke up from behind Dr. Montague, “and it was that DNA along with the DNA of the infamous Australian Uncle Ernie that Gates’ researchers included as ingredients into the mRNA vaccine for the CCP Wuhan Virus (called Covid-19 by WHO).”

-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
December 12th


  1. Sabiscuit said,

    This was all over YouTube this week but I read about it first on your blog. It must be satisfying knowing that your analysis is finally reaching the mainstream.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I take it you’re referring to Pope Francis, the Rockefellers, the Rothschilds and the Vatican Council On Inclusive Capitalism.

      And not the mRNA vaccine being made from the DNA of a Nephilim (to say nothing of the DNA of my Australian friend David’s adopted aging hippy uncle Uncle Ernie) .

      • Sabiscuit said,

        That was discussed this week as well. But it was discussed in a ha ha ha that’s funny way to avoid getting deleted by the machine. But tell me more about your friend David adopted uncle.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Nephilim DNA being put into mRNA vaccine is now being discussed on YouTube?

        If you read the comments from David Redpath on my blog from before 3 to 4 weeks ago (he usually reads 3 or 4 weeks of my blog posts in one sitting at once and then comments and hasn’t done so in a while) , he invariably brings up his Uncle Ernie in his comments.

      • Sabiscuit said,

        Okay. I’ll check it out. The channel that discussed the issue of what the proteins were going to do was suspended for a week. It had to be a viewer that reported it, as it was discussed during a livestream.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, there seems to be a lot of informers and snitches in the times we’re living in.

        The thought also occurred to me-

        You know where all the categories and tags just below my title at the top of the page are listed?

        The post just before this one or the post just before that- I had used Uncle Ernie as a tag.

        If you click on that which lists all the blog post entries where Uncle Ernie is mentioned, David usually comments on those and talks about Uncle Ernie.

  2. ebonyandcrows said,

    I’ve heard about the inclusive capitalism with Pope Francis, but the Nephilim is news to me. I’m sure there are more of them being preserved in Antarctica.

  3. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    Stealing corpses? Ew, what a horrible hobby.

    Oh, and did Marmalade Montague have some kind of education before he was a baker, for him to be addressed as Dr.?

    And may I say, when Renfield spoke, my heart jumped to my throat. Gosh, he’s voice is so round he doesn’t a mic. Am I not sounding like a lunatic yet? πŸ˜‚

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, mad scientists are crazy and need to take up a hobby like stamp collecting. πŸ€ͺ

      No, Marmalade Montague doesn’t hold a Doctorate in anything.

      He just calls himself Doctor.

      No, you don’t sound like a lunatic at all, Jessica. πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

      • Jessica E. Larsen said,

        Ugh, horrible hobby…
        I see. Well, I should be a bit kind and call him for his self-proclaimed title, got to give it to him after losing his bakery the way he did. 😁
        Even though I know you’re saying that comfort me, thanks anyway hehehe🀭

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Of course the mad scientist to which I’m referring is Bill Gates.

        Dr. Marmalade Montague never stole any bodies.

        Losing his bakery during the Paris lockdown made him crazy.

        But not that crazy.

        Marmalade Montague thinks he’s the Court Scientist to the Court of Louis Quatorze (Louis XIV) and holds a Doctorate in Alchemy (turning lead into gold that many scientists of that era hoped to do) in his mind.

        He thinks he fell into a time warp and ended up in the future in the year 2020 – transported in time forward from the age of the Sun King (of France).

      • Jessica E. Larsen said,

        I see πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Paulo Coelho’s novel The Alchemist would have been vastly different if he had written about Dr. Marmalade Montague. πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

      • Jessica E. Larsen said,

        πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ I’m having a hard time imagining it. I think my imagination is malfunctioning.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Marmalade Montague has caused a major malfunction. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

      • Jessica E. Larsen said,


      • Dracul Van Helsing said,


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