Ulysses, The World Communists’ Trojan Horse and Tom Cruise’s Comeuppance

December 16, 2020 at 11:38 pm (Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Movies, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

“It is an ironic masterstroke of history that a man with the heart and soul of a Ku Klux Klansman (let’s call him Joe Biden) would be used by the Communists as a trojan horse to seize control of the U.S. Presidency.”
-Renfield R. Renfield British MP

In the Elysian Fields, Ulysses the Greek hero king of Ithaca was complaining to King Agamemnon of Mycenae (who was busy lying on a couch as he was getting counselling from the ghost of Sigmund Freud over his relationships with his children Electra and Orestes), “I knew the Trojan Horse. I was friends with the Trojan Horse. Hell, I built the bloody Trojan Horse. Joe Biden is one fucked up Trojan Horse.”

At the request of Ulysses’ patron and muse Athena the Greek goddess of wisdom, Ulysses was dispensationally released from the Underworld by Hades and Persephone to do battle with the KKK heart and soul Trojan Horse of the Great Reset World Communist Party.

Penelope the Queen of Ithaca awaits the return of her husband Ulysses

. . .

After losing a snowball fight to British MP Renfield R. Renfield, British Prime Minister Boris Johnson had agreed to relax lockdown restrictions in the UK over Christmas.

Up to 3 households could meet over Christmas for a social gathering.

The lockdown restriction loosenings had been met with outrage by the Neo-Stalinist and Neo-Maoist health authorities and “experts”.

As they gathered to protest the easing restrictions, a 6 foot 8 tall invisible bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears and a group of small snowclad garden gnome lawn ornaments carrying cream pies launched those dessert missiles into the faces of the Communist constipated looking health authorities and “experts”.

“That bunny rabbit and those gnomes weren’t wearing masks or practicing social distancing,” a Harvey Wallbanger drinking health “expert” remarked.

. . .

“You’re not wearing masks or practicing social distancing,” an irate actor Tom Cruise beat up up his film’s camera crew and some movie extras on a London street.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield happened to be walking by when he noticed the commotion being caused by the abusive and profanity spewing Hollywood superstar nutjob.

Renfield went up to Cruise, grabbed him and drove his head through a wall rendering him unconscious.

Renfield continued walking down the street singing,

“Have yourself a Merry little Christmas
Let your heart be light
From now on
Our troubles will be out of sight…”

The incident was captured on camera.

Actress Nicole Kidman, watching news footage of it on television, gushed, “Who was that handsome man?”.

“I believe that’s your ex-husband,” her hairstylist replied.

“No, not that moron,” Nicole said, “The one who just drove his head through a wall.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday December 16th


  1. Sabiscuit said,

    Came by to say that the rant was staged, in my opinion. A sensible human being would not scream at that volume for an extended period of time. But he is allegedly from Xenu so hasn’t quite understood how “humans” behave. I’ve heard from someone who’s worked on a film with him. Apparently, he calmly speaks his mind, and someone in his vicinity takes action. Once, he unfired film crew who were sacked by his overzealous handlers. In my opinion he did that for the insurance company and studio to forestall future liability and lawsuits in case people say he’s put their lives at risk and to pay up £@&$%.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, dictators of the Galactic Confederacy really don’t know how to act human.

      I recall him losing his marbles on the Oprah Show many years ago.

      But then Oprah has many guests who have lost their marbles.

      My dad had met and known Eckhart Tolle before he became Eckhart Tolle.

      He always thought he was a con man.

      But then again going from con man to New Age guru isn’t such a stretch.

      I occasionally come across blogs on WordPress where people are singing the praises of or quoting Eckhart Tolle which makes me want to puke my guts out (to quote a Monty Python sketch).

      But getting back to nutjob Cruise, he always struck me as being demonically possessed – possibly by more than one demon.

      One demon is cool and rational.

      While the other is a screaming nutcase.

      So the sudden personality changes are no surprise.

      I found out recently from a video one thing about Cruise I hadn’t known before.

      That Cruise had briefly attended seminary to study to become a priest.

      Which might explain a lot.

      Because studying in a post-Vatican II seminary in the U.S. , usually the right of initiation consisted of being sodomized in the rear end.

      That would be enough to drive any person into the arms of Xenu and the evil Galactic Confederacy.

      • Sabiscuit said,

        We had the same reaction to Mr Tolle. I read a page of his book that was gifted to me and I immediately tossed it in the trash. You might be right about Tom but the audio was clean so I’m banking on the money theory. I think he was attracted to the role of authority figure in the Church and not to other stuff. He would have made Cardinal for sure.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, he’d have definitely made Cardinal in today’s Church.

  2. ebonyandcrows said,

    You can’t make this stuff up 🤷🏻‍♀️

  3. shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

    Oh, yes, no bunnies, nor gnomes wearing any mask or distancing.
    They practising free BDSM out there somewhere in the field feeling really free in the open because all human beings are under lockdown.
    Their sense of freedom is celebrating early spring making love! LOL

    And I was laughing at myself for mistaking Neo-Stalinist with Neo-Satanist!
    I reread the lines.
    wahahaha …

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Glad to hear that the bunnies and gnomes are out cheerfully practicing free BDSM in the fields while frolicking and love making in the snow as if they’re robed in the blooming garb of spring. 😀

      I imagine, Sherrie, Neo-Stalinist and Neo-Satanist probably amount to one and the same thing. 😂🤣😅

  4. shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

    Stalin name is kind almost backward with Satan in some way.
    Just as in Harry Potter that the villain Voldermort.
    Lord Voldemort is a sobriquet for Tom Marvolo Riddle.
    So, Neo-Satanist is the same for Stalin then! LOL

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I think you’re absolutely right, Sherrie.

      Because Stalin and Satan do sound very much the same.

  5. David Redpath said,

    Tom Cruise didn’t happen
    to be jumping up and down
    on Oprah Winfrey’s couch
    at the time?

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, he was jumping up and down on Oprah Winfrey’s couch at the time.

      As the Von Trapp family children sang when they watched it, “Cuckoo! Cuckoo!”.

  6. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    I agree with Nicole. She got taste! 😁
    Geez, Tom Cruise’s action was too much.

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