The Christmas Star Jupiter-Saturn Great Conjunction

December 21, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, Science, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

The Jupiter-Saturn Great Conjunction or the Christmas Star was visible in the night sky in the northern hemisphere for the first time since just before dawn on March 4th 1226.

But in the city of the Walrus Cow Demon, it could not be seen.

For snow and ice fog were falling on the city.

The Norse god Loki and the Norse wolf Fenrir and the Jotunn (frost giants) were walking the streets of the City of the Walrus Cow Demon preventing the Christmas Star from being seen.

On this day the demon Mephistopheles possessed Joe Biden received his vaccine for the Wuhan CCP virus (called Covid-19 by WHO) that would alter his DNA.

And the Vatican City State announced that all its employees and residents would have to receive the DNA altering vaccine (even though it was made with stem cells from babies sacrificed to the demon god Moloch).

Beelzebub who was the unofficial head of the Vatican Congregation For The Doctrine of The Faith under Francis had written the document approving use of the vaccine.

As Biden was getting his DNA altering vaccine, Mephistopheles had left Biden’s body temporarily to attend a special signing ceremony at the Vatican Secretariat of State.

Mephistopheles had managed to negotiate a new Nazi-Soviet Pact to replace the one broken in June 1941 when Hitler’s Nazi Third Reich had attacked Stalin’s Soviet Union

The new Nazi-Soviet Pact was being signed by the ghost of Josef Stalin (who had been dispensationally released from Tartarus at the request of Pope Francis) and a Russian grey wolf who was possessed by the ghost of Adolf Hitler (Hitler had been released from Tartarus at the request of the Norse god Odin a few years back).

The Winter Solstice 2020 Nazi-Soviet Pact would serve as the basis of the Great Reset One World Government being advocated by the World Economic Forum and the United Nations’ 2030 Sustainable Development Agenda.

Meanwhile in the Yukon in far northern Canada near the town of Dawson City, the Klondike vampiress Klondike Kate was heading out to see if she could catch a glimpse of the Jupiter-Saturn Great Conjunction also known as the Christmas Star.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday December 21st
2020

46 Comments

  1. Sabiscuit said,

    When will Moloch stop horsing around and get himself a real job. The convenience store in my neighbourhood is looking for night staff – perhaps he should apply there. Also, isn’t Mephisto bored of playing “gaffe” within Uncle Joe? Allegedly, there is barely any usable brain matter left inside his skull. It’s cruel to continue.

  2. Hyperion said,

    Ole Bootie Pincher Biden makes perfect sense now that I know he is demonic possessed. All this time I thought he was just a lecher. Turns out he has demons.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      He finds that demons work better than Viagra in helping him cope with a certain problem he has. 🌶

      • Hyperion said,

        Waaa haaa haaa! It works better if he sticks the ghost pepper up his bootie instead of eating it. Then the old earth worm 🪱 straightens out quite dramatically. Kamala has her work cut out for her.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        The penalty for being President of Vice. 😜

      • Hyperion said,

        Waaaa haaaa haaaaa! This might be a fun four years of geopolitical commentary. R. R. Renfield will have a field day with this administration.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        A good thing as the American people probably won’t.

        They’ll start to know how an altar boy to a Jesuit priest feels. 🍑🥕

      • Hyperion said,

        Waaaa haaaa haaaa! Honestly, even tho it was a crooked election, and we got rid of Mephistopheles so the Kraken would have a clear shot at Miss Octopussy, we deserve everything we get for letting crooks, perverts, and thieves take over our government.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And no doubt some African or Latin American leader will be calling the U.S. a shit 💩 hole 🕳 country.

      • Hyperion said,

        I think that is a widespread deeply held opinion and still they flood across our borders by the millions seeking their own stake in the poo-pile. 🤷🏻‍♂️ perhaps it’s the raging porn industry they wish to see for themselves.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Ah yes, the raging porn industry.

        Also known as the Halls of Congress.

        As Churchill’s ghost remarked recently, “Where never have so many been screwed… by those happy few” combining his Battle of Britain speech with King Henry V’s Saint Crispin’s Day Speech.

      • Hyperion said,

        Yes, the congress of monkeys all clamoring to be the silverback in charge are plotting the ruin of the nation and its people. As always, enemy number one is our face in the mirror or the monkey’s butt in our face.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And in Nancy Pelosi’s case, they amount to one and the same thing. 😂

      • Hyperion said,

        LOL! It all adds new meaning to more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It’s Charlton Heston approaching the remains of the Statue of Liberty on the Planet of the Apes.

      • Hyperion said,

        I remember that scene. It got me.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, it was a very powerful scene.

      • Hyperion said,

        I was nice to apes after that so they wouldn’t midtreat me when they took over. Seems I wasted my time as the streets are crowded with miscreant monkey butts.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, it was a waste of time.

        Marx followed Darwin’s theory and so Marx’s modern Marxist followers are de-evolving backwards on the Darwinian evolutionary scale.

        No doubt following Lenin’s dictum of “One step forward, two steps back.”

      • Hyperion said,

        Ah yes, Darwin Marxism and gene pool pollution seem to be catching on here.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        As Bill Gates puts sterilization formulas into vaccines for Asian and African peoples forgetting that saying Charity begins at home.

      • Hyperion said,

        Ha ha ha ha! Bill would be glad to vaccinate all of his leftist and rightwing fellow ideologists leaving us moderates to procreate like rabbits in order to overcome the effects of the virus. There is a far more deadly virus in the wings. This one has a 90% death rate and is spread in the air. If Trump pisses off Xi one more time, he’s going to send it over by way of Africa. You’ll see the conspiracy theorists die off pretty quickly then it’s time for China to rule the world and all of it’s 1000 inhabitants, which just happen to be close relatives of the Chairman and a few Dragon Sisters.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And after the Chairman gets his thorough bun tomatoing at the hands of Sherrielock Holmes, only the Dragon Sisters will be left.

      • Hyperion said,

        The Dragon sisters may have to run the country until Xi can sit down on the throne again.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, it will definitely be a long time before Xi can sit down on the throne again.

      • Hyperion said,

        We can only hope for his roasted behind that Sherrielock Holmes has made her point and naughtiness is the last thing on his mind.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Having successfully wiped out 99.9% of humankind.

      • Hyperion said,

        Yes, that beats ole Genghis Kahn’s record by a long shot.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Genghis Khan did have Xi beat when it came to fathering numerous children however.

      • Hyperion said,

        Ghenghis was going strong. The DNA studies have found that a large percentage of the Mongolian people have Genghis Kahns DNA so, he did do a great job of propagating. Even the ponies on the steppes of Mongolia have Genghis Kahn DNA. He rode everyone hard it seems.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Seeing as how he had that particular sexual inclination (riding horses hard), he’d probably be Joe Biden’s pick for Secretary of the newly created Department of Veterinary Medicine, Health, Therapy and Rehabilitation (affectionately nicknamed the Department of Transspeciesism and Transtranssexual Sex).

      • Hyperion said,

        Yes, I think Genghis would add discipline and duty to the department. Slackers would get ridden hard by the boss.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I think you’re right, Daniel.

        I’m unable to formulate a humourous reply today.

        One of my roommates in the house where I rent a room died today.

        He had been taken into hospital back in early November last year to be treated for severe depression and relapse into alcoholism (his depression was brought about by watching all those news stories about Covid which is a very good argument for not listening much to the news).

        We in the house were unable to visit him in hospital because of provincial Covid restrictions.

        The house social worker dropped by the house today to tell us that Daniel (he had the same name as yours) died today.

      • Hyperion said,

        Hi Chris! I responded to another comment first but may your roommate now Rest In Peace. The horror of 2020 claimed many people’s joy and ability to suffer any more.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, the horror of 2020 left so many deaths and not just those caused by the Covid virus itself.

      • Hyperion said,

        I think we may never know the cost in lives of this chaotic episode in modern history.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I fear you’re right.

  3. shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

    Okay.
    He needs an exorcism.
    My heroin character from my Exorcist Chronicles books will come and her name is Julia Domain.
    She will definitely will give Meph & Molo some good holy spanking.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, some good holy 😇 spanking 🍑🏏is what Meph 👺and Molo 😈 desperately need. 💃🏻

  4. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    So Biden was able to get rid of Mephistopheles by taking the vaccine wahaha 🤣
    My husband was super excited for Jupiter-Saturn Conjunction that he was depressed because the weather news said it will be cloudy, but he perked up when the sky cleared 😁

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Did he get to see it? 😀

      • Jessica E. Larsen said,

        He did! Thank goodness. If not he will be depressed since it will never happen again in our lifetime.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Unfortunately here in Calgary we had a blizzard that night so we were unable to see anything.

      • Jessica E. Larsen said,

        I’m sure a lot of people who wished to see it is having a pit of anger. I saw some memes going around with them posting photo of cloudy sky with arrows pointing where Saturn and Jupiter should be 😂

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL ! 😂

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