Mephistopheles Leaves Joe Biden’s Body Temporarily For Secret Meeting With Kamala Harris

December 29, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

“Those who are adherents, followers and disciples of the united Deutero-Nazi Fourth Reich/USSR 2.0 New World Order One World Government (aka the Great Reset) now being imposed upon the world are easy to spot. They’re the ones wearing masks.”
-British MP Renfield R. Renfield

Renfield was finishing up his podcast by mentioning a news story about a disabled U.S. war vet who was beat up by people wearing masks in a shopping mall because he refused to wear a mask saying he “wasn’t disabled fighting for freedom in order to return home and be told that he didn’t have the freedom to breathe freely.”
After being beaten, he was then thrown to the ground and arrested by Deutero-Nazi stormtrooper mall security guards.

“What is the difference between these mask wearing thugs and stormtroopers and the terrorists of Leon Trotsky’s Bolshevik Red Army and Adolf Hitler’s Brown Shirts, SS and Gestapo?” Renfield asked and then answered, “Absolutely nothing.”

Renfield then noted that over 30 odd years of Star Wars films had wholeheartedly failed to clue in “the stupidest generation ever.”

“What was the first thing Anakim Skywalker/Darth Vader and the Empire Stormtroopers did upon going over to the Dark Side?” Renfield noted, “Put on masks of course.”

. . .

Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun was paying an unauthorized tourist visit to the CERN Large Hadron Collidor tunnel in Switzerland.

What he saw outside the tunnel shook him to the core.

He dropped the William Tell arrowed apple that he was eating and took a second look.

He immediately got on the phone to Peter Whitstable the man they called the Fox Mulder of Interpol.

“Pete,” the wee leprechaun gasped, “There’s something unbelievable happening outside the CERN tunnel?”.

“What’s that?” Whitstable was examining a large fortune slip of paper that he had pulled out of a Great Pumpkin sized fortune cookie that purported to give details of the private sex life of Xi Jinping (the fictitious fortune had been in fact ghost written by the ghost of the Byzantine historian Procopius).

“The god Shiva is dancing outside the tunnel,” Yald (as the leprechaun was called for short) explained.

“Yald,” Whitstable ate an egg roll with a pair of chopsticks, “That’s not the actual god. That’s a statue of Shiva as Lord of The Dance.”

“There’s a statue here, sure,” Yald noted, “But there really is the actual god himself. Shiva. He’s dancing a Bavarian polka with the Irish Celtic goddess Morrigan while the Norse god Thor is playing the accordion and the Greek god Ares is playing the tuba.”

“Really?” Whitstable ate the Peking Hot and Sour Baked Alaska, “Can you take a photo and email that to me? I’d like to share that on my Facebook, Twitter and Instagram pages.”

. . .

The fallen angel Mephistopheles (who demonically possessed Joe Biden’s body so that the senile old fool could make an intelligent sounding statement on occasion) had temporarily left the senile old fool’s body for a secret meeting with Kamala Harris.

They were meeting to discuss what should be done with Joe shortly after he was inaugurated.

Should Oprah and Dr. Phil hold a joint press conference on the front lawn of the White House and declare Joe clinically insane as he’s seen in the background being carried away in a straight jacket by secret service agents dressed as members of the Emperor Caligula’s Praetorian Guard?

Or should Joe meet with an accident aboard Air Force One as the door is “accidentally” left open at 5,000 feet in the air and Joe “accidentally” steps through it?

After briefly serving as President, Kamala would crown herself Queen of the Land.

A Communist Queen of course somewhat like the Kim Communist dynastic heriditary monarchy of North Korea except Kamala could reign for over 100 years as a Communist transhuman.

She would adopt the title the White Queen to appease (closeted White Supremacist) eugenicist Bill Gates.

As for her name as Queen, she’d take a name to honour her predecessor Joe Biden and herself Kamala Harris.

She’d take the letters J and d from Joe Biden’s name and the letters “a” and “is” from her own name Kamala Harris to form the name Jadis which would be the name of the White Queen who’d rule for at least 100 years.

In a world where, as C.S. Lewis observed, “It would be always winter and never Christmas”.

The way had been prepared for it by Bill Gates, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Pope Francis and various political leaders all over the globe cancelling Christmas for 2020.

As Joe Biden himself had said, “It will be a long dark winter ahead.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday December 29th


  1. Sabiscuit said,

    I don’t think so, about Gammalah. She spoke negative stereotypes on my people and I am avoiding her. Personally, I’m not convinced that she’s evil. That’s a character trait grown-ups can have. And every time I see her she reminds me of teenage queen bee bullies. Bland and inconsequential.

    I have not been able, for the sake of these ridiculous politicians, to watch the news in peace and quiet since 2008. The only reason I started watching this year was because of the SheronaCyrus. How else am I supposed to keep up with the mounting restrictions on personal freedoms, ever increasing wealth suction from future populations as well as the devastation of the planet’s economy? Apparently they have people on lists in Spain now if they don’t take the jab. You should travel there so you can get on one.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Teen age queen bee bullies eh?

      I’ve heard about that phenomenon but never encountered it.

      I believe they primarily pick on other girls don’t they?

      And people who aren’t vaccinated in Spain are put on lists?

      Gosh a good friend of mine lives in Spain.

      I wonder if she and her family will be put on a list.

      I may have to ask my friend Renfield to send a piece of poisoned lutefisk to the Prime Minister of Spain to shake up the Spanish government a bit.

      • Sabiscuit said,

        Jabbety jab jab … a short clip on the registry.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I wonder if that was the origins of Jabba the Hutt in the Star Wars saga.

        Somebody who got jabbed so many times in following the WHO’s, Bill Gates’, Dr. Anthony Fauci’s and the Spanish government’s required number of jabs because he didn’t want to end up on the Spanish government’s lists.

        Instead he ended up looking like the fattest and most grotesque blob in the entire galaxy.

      • Sabiscuit said,

        I know, right. All of those preservatives in the jab juice stitched him right up. And of course he couldn’t die because his DNA kept replicating his cells in perpetuum. Poor captured man.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, it’s very sad what happened to the poor fellow.

  2. Apple Rae said,

    If i want to have a good and healthy laugh about what’s happening in the world, i knew that I’d find it here in your stories. Your mind is absolutely brilliant!

    In my country, almost everyone wears a mask and don’t really make a huge act or rebel against it, because filipinos care more about food and jobs and how to survive. Beliefs come last 🤣 i mean, it does makes sense, doesn’t it?

    I hope New Year’s eve won’t be cancelled tho 😅

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you very much for the wonderful compliment, Apple. 😊

      There’s talk of cancelling New Year’s Eve in the Philippines eh?

      I guess people will have to sing Auld Lang Sine to their teddy bears 🧸at home.

      • Apple Rae said,

        The fireworks were cancelled but the mood and celebrations aren’t. Well, in Manila where i live it isn’t 😄

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        So it will be like Howard Cosell once said about the third Ali-Frazier Fight, New Year’s Eve will be the Thrilla In Manila.

  3. Anonymole said,

    Always a challenge to see how many names, articles, objects you can include in a post, eh?

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I’m rather sad that I didn’t get the chance to bring in Mr. Bean and his teddy bear or Captain Kangaroo and the Love Bug Herby (the world’s most beloved and lovable Volkswagen ) to say nothing of Jimi Hendrix’s guitar and a bottle of Hendrick’s Gin described as “undeniably peculiar and utterly delicious” (which is why I try to avoid contact with Dr. Hannibal Lecter as much as possible).

  4. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    Sad to say it but people are crazy. Sigh

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