Renfield’s EU Vote, The Vaccine Recipient and Social Media CEOs Perform Satanic Child Sacrifice

December 30, 2020 at 11:16 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was in the House of Commons to vote on the EU-Britain Brexit Trade Bill.

A few security guards objected to his not wearing a mask so he shot them.

Back in 2017, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II had granted Renfield one of those rare licenses to kill (like James Bond 007 had) after he saved one of her Welsh corgis from drowning in a swimming pool.

Thus people, after Renfield had killed his 7th security guard of the day, started getting out of his way as he approached.

Renfield publicly announced he was abstaining on the vote as he hadn’t had time to read the massive multi-page document to see if it was good for the British people.

“This might have been a last minute Christmas Eve turkey that 10 Downing Street was hoping to hoist on the British people,” Renfield pointed out, “to match the massive turkey egg that Johnson had earlier laid on the British public when he decided to cancel Christmas.”

Renfield then said that as Prime Minister of a majority government, Johnson seemed to be acting less of the Classics major at Oxford that he claimed to be and more like a Sociology major at Berkeley.

Johnson shouted that he had never been so insulted in all his life to which Renfield replied that he should get out more often.

. . .

Harold’s wife Carolyn was an NHS worker.

As a front line worker, she had just last night received the vaccine for the Coronavirus.

Harold had heard a row late last night and when he opened the door, he discovered that it was his wife kicking cats and dogs down the street.

She poured his casserole down the garburator and proceeded to eat all the house plants including the cactus, the prize winning orchids and his mother’s favourite chrysanthemums.

And the biggest ambidextra in the world was no longer so big after she had belched down the last leaf.

Harold chose to sleep on the couch when he went to the bedroom and noticed that when she took her clothes off, she had grown several more arms and legs.

As Harold prayed for the arrival of Pan Goatee to bring deliverance, he was kept awake by the sound of brontosaurus mating calls and T-rex roars after being stabbed by a triceratops horn that came from the bedroom.

When his wife opened the door, she looked like a baby brontosaurus with a t-rex head with a triceratops horn growing out of her forehead.

The children arrived from staying at Grandma’s at that moment and Carolyn ripped off their heads, arms and legs prior to eating them.

Renfield’s radio broadcast came on the radio at that moment saying that a little publicized WHO directive was telling people not to be alarmed by the number of deaths that will be caused by receiving the vaccine.

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was in his aquarium at Set Enterprises where he was having a vision of the social media tech giant CEOs meeting on a private island to perform satanic child sacrifices.

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki, Google CEO Sundar Pichai and Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey were all wearing dark robes and carrying long daggers.

Their lips and mouths were stained with blood after hours of feasting on the parts of dead babies sacrificed to Moloch.

On the large drive-in movie theatre screen in front of them, they received greetings from Joe Biden, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, New York Sen. Chuck Schumer, New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo, Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam and California Gov. Gavin Newsom who all wished they were there.

They likewise received a video message from Communist China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping who also wished that he could be there but he was currently paying a courtesy visit to the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Clinic in Beijing.

Dr.Anthony Fauci likewise sent his greetings and said he agreed with the PLA’s Biological Warfare Commander’s statement that the Novel Coronavirus was not a synthetic virus created by uniting genetic sequences from the SARS-2 virus and the HIV virus forming a recurring chimera hybrid virus that the world will never be able to get rid of.

And the world’s choice was now everyone could die in a global prison.

Or they could live freely until the last person on earth finally keeled over from the virus.

Most people who would soon be idiotically greeting one another with wishes of Happy New Year were totally oblivious to the choice they could now make.

Instead the world’s self-proclaimed elite would decide it for them (everyone in the global prison with promises of a return to normal soon) as they gathered in homage to Lucifer/Satan the being who said he was from another planet and would be taking them the self-proclaimed elite there shortly.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday December 30th
2020.

2 Comments

  1. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    oh my gosh the scenes with Carolyn and Harold look so horrible in my head 😂

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