And Yet Still More Goings On At The Vegreville World Deities’ Geopolitical Summit

January 31, 2021 at 11:52 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel)

This was the final night of the Vegreville World Deities’ Geopolitical Summit.

It was supposed to be an entertainment evening.

And the Vegreville All Polka Music Band was going to play an evening of Don Ho Hawaiian songs.

“Who came up with that idea?” Athena asked Artemis.

The Greek god Eros (Cupid is his Latin Roman name) skulked out one of the Vegreville Elks Club hall side doors when that question was asked.

He had a sudden urge to see if there was a special on winged shoes and bows and arrows at the Vegreville All Night Grocery Store.

Qanon who was a Japanese transgendered god and the patron deity of a Buddhist temple in Kyoto Japan had only just arrived at the Summit an hour earlier.

The Japanese drag queen deity had some of his luggage containing his most valuable kimonos misplaced at the Edmonton International Airport and waited around until they finally showed up.

Then the taxi ride from Edmonton to Vegreville along Highway 16 had been slowed by fog as well as a streaker wearing a Santa Claus beard who was running along the side of the highway.

Qanon was supposed to be in charge of the entertainment for this evening but seeing as how he was late, Eros (Cupid) stepped up to make last minute arrangements.

Qanon the Japanese transgendered god of a Buddhist temple in Kyoto was a Kwan Yin impersonator (in fact Qanon was a masculine version of her name).

The immortal princess Kwan Yin was venerated as the Buddhist goddess of mercy in some branches of Buddhism throughout East Asia and Southeast Asia.

Qanon claimed to be her even though he wasn’t.

Qanon was undoubtedly inspired by some cross-dressing Japanese samurai noblemen several centuries ago and so he showed up at a Buddhist temple in Kyoto claiming to be Kwan Yin.

The monks quickly discovered that Qanon wasn’t Kwan Yin when he took a shower inside the facility and sported a piece of equipment that the Egyptian god Osiris lacked.

Nevertheless the monks adopted Qanon as the patron deity of their temple.

Kwan Yin was supposed to be a goddess of truth and virtue.

Qanon on the other hand was a god of deception who gave out false and misleading information.

There were other attributes associated with Qanon such as capturing images in art form.

In 1934 in Japan a 35 mm camera with a focal plane based shutter was invented and called the Kwanon (named after Qanon).

This camera marked the beginnings of the huge Japanese multinational corporation known to the world as Canon Inc. the maker of Canon Cameras and Canon Copiers and Canon Printers (Canon being derived from the name Qanon).

Of course there was another group- a movement in fact that took its name from Qanon- and that group was called Q-Anon.

Q-Anon taking its que from Qanon (who was a god of deception giving out false and misleading information) was a Neo-Bolshevik Communist psy ops operation in America claiming to have inside information about the workings of the American deep state and occasionally giving out some kernels of truth but mostly false information and prophecies that never came true.

The aim was to discredit all conspiracy theorists (of whom British MP Renfield R. Renfield once pointed out, there were a few conspiracy factualists among them) so that when the day came that a stooge of the global Neo-Bolshevik Communist movement occupied the White House, anybody who pointed out that obvious fact would be discredited.

Qanon arrived on the scene at the Vegreville Elks Club hall and the entertainment had already begun.

“Who arranged for an All Polka band to play Don Ho Hawaiian songs?” Qanon asked in horror.

Cupid crawled along the floor carrying a bag of potato chips with him.

However Qanon saw one of his ideas had been implemented.

The Entertainment Evening Chair for the Chair Deity of this year’s summit had a vibrator attached at the back to give this year’s chair deity a relaxing back massage as they watched the final evening entertainment show.

Loki- this year’s chair deity- entered the hall.

Qanon saw to his horror that Loki was walking backwards because his head was on backwards.

Loki sat down on the chair with his front so he could watch the show since his head was on backwards.

The chair’s vibrator then kicked in and Loki went into orgasm.


The Greek goddess Athena leaning against a faux Grecian pillar put up by the Vegreville High School Rugby Club.
Athena: “I never thought I’d live to see a Norse god go into orgasm at the sight of an All Polka Band playing Don Ho Hawaiian songs.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday January 31st
2021.

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More Goings On At The Vegreville World Deities’ Geopolitical Summit

January 30, 2021 at 11:24 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel)

The Vegreville World Deities’ Geopolitical Summit had been going on the past couple of days.

Most of the discussion centered around the two deities who were not present at the summit.

That was the Egyptian god Osiris and his son Horus.

Osiris and Horus were attending the World Economic Forum in Davos Switzerland where they were plotting with Communist China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping, billionaire megalomaniac George Soros and World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab to bring about a totalitarian neo-Communist neo-Fascist Hegelian synthesis One World Government that they were titling with innocuous sounding terms like the Great Reset or the Fourth Industrial Revolution.

Athena the Greek goddess of wisdom had been asked to sum up Xi Jinping’s speech to the World Economic Forum to the deity delegates present at the Vegreville Summit.

For her summation, she showed a video podcast by British MP Renfield R. Renfield as she thought Renfield had done the best summing up of Xi’s speech and what it really meant.

“Xi’s proposal for the coming Great Reset is a very interesting one historically speaking,” Renfield addressed the camera while sipping a martini, “It is a Neo-Stalinist Neo-Maoist Deng Xiaoping corporate Fascist style hybrid system grafted on to the backs of the old medieval system of feudalism.”

Apollo the Greek god of arts and music leaned forward as he found this analysis quite interesting and not at all like the blathering drivel he encountered in the global mainstream media when analyzing this subject.

“Basically what Xi is saying is that everyone in the planet in this Great Reset global New World Order will have to swear fealty and loyalty to some lord above them in this global pyramid that is the New World Order,” Renfield lit himself a cigar, “and the ultimate overlord at the top of this global pyramid will be the Chinese Communist Party.
Every business, corporation, government, social media tech giant, news media outlet and religion on the planet will ultimately have to recognize the CCP as its overlord. Those who don’t will be “culturally cancelled” to borrow a phrase from the brainless millenial and Gen X idiots who actually think that groups like Antifa and BLM are telling the truth and not engaged in mind altering bullshit propaganda.”

The Greek god Zeus was sitting there wondering what Hera had been up to at the Palace of Versailles during the Reign of Louis XIV the Sun King.

“That evil system known as Social Credit in China (which is not to be confused with the political party headed by Bible Bill Aberhart and Ernest C. Manning that governed the Canadian province of Alberta for 36 years) will then be implemented across the planet,” Renfield poured himself a small glass of the very finest port, “Aided and abetted by the likes of the thoroughly obnoxious and repulsive bespectacled geek Bill Gates, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey (whom as an excellent San Francisco blogger and writer put it, “Someone he trusts should really tell Jack Dorsey that he looks like an idiot” the anorexic looking Rasputin image he projects along with the accompanying stupid looking pierced nose ring doesn’t exactly spell maturity or competence for someone his age), YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki and Google CEO Sundar Pichai emerging from their respective dung hills, the CCP Social Credit system will be expanded across the globe.”

“I never did trust Osiris and Horus,” Artemis remarked to Apollo on the Egyptian Freemasonic deities’ dalliances with Xi Jinping, George Soros and Klaus Schwab, “It seems to me that Osiris was always playing the victim card all because his brother Set chopped him up into 14 pieces and of course they never did find his (Osiris’) phallus. And that Horus is definitely no noble Hamlet in character when it came to avenging his father’s death.”

Athena asked the audience after the podcast presentation, “Any comments or questions?”.


The Greek goddess Athena

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday January 30th
2021.

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Vegreville World Deities’ Geopolitical Summit

January 29, 2021 at 11:29 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel)

“This is the umpteenth time I’ve seen the world’s tallest and biggest Ukrainian Easter Egg,” the Hindu god Ganesha yawned widely as he looked at the landmark City of Vegreville Ukrainian Easter Egg.

He waved aside another giant perogy with sour cream and onions that was brought to him on a large golden tray carried by 12 dwarves.

“Yes, and the bananas they sell in this town’s grocery stores aren’t all that good either,” the Hindu god Hanuman sighed and threw a banana peel to the ground.

A banana peel that the Greek god Aries slipped on as he walked along the sidewalk and promptly fell on his derriere.

“You know,” Athena remarked to Artemis as they sipped on cranberry cocktails inside the Vegreville Elks Club Hall, “I’m beginning to think that mortal humans are a lot smarter than we are. They hold their yearly World Economic Forum in the alpine mountain resort of Davos, Switzerland and we hold our annual World Deities’ Geopolitical Forum in the City of Vegreville, Alberta, Canada which is little more than a glorified pit stop along Western Canada Highway 16.”

“Whose idea was it to hold these annual summits in Vegreville anyways?” Artemis asked.

Vasuki the serpent king crawled along the ground so no one could see him in this extremely awkward moment when that question was posed.

All he knew was that he’d never be caught drinking that Australian Uncle Ernie’s homemade moonshine again when he was asked to stick a pin into the globe of the world to find a location.

The Greek goddess Aphrodite approached Athena and Artemis wearing a faux fur coat.

Aphrodite opened up her faux fur coat showing a tight white t-shirt and a tight black skirt.

The tight white t-shirt read AIRHEAD NO MORE.

She then showed Athena the mark she received in the course World Mythology and Folklore that she took at Oxford University.

The mark was an A +.

“You look awfully flushed,” Artemis remarked to Aphrodite.

“That’s because I’m thinking about the wonderful time I had at the Sherlockian Club in London last Friday night,” Aphrodite gushed as she smiled ecstatically.

“You look awfully flushed,” the Greek god Zeus remarked to his wife Hera as she arrived inside the hall.

“I’m just thinking about the wonderful time I had this past Tuesday night when I traveled back in time to the Palace of Versailles during the reign of Louis XIV the Sun King,” Hera gushed as she smiled ecstatically.

Meanwhile inside his doctor’s office, Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing was being told that he was a walking heart attack waiting to happen.

The meeting was called to order as this year’s World Deities’ Geopolitical Forum Chairman- the Norse god Loki arrived.

Loki was walking backwards as his head was apparently on backwards.

“Loki, what happened?” The Norse god Odin asked as he put on his spectacles.

“Some idiot satyr beheaded me a couple of days ago,” Loki seethed, “and in my hurry to glue my head back on with Crazy Glue, I glued it on backwards.”


The Greek goddess Hera walked into a Freemasonic Hall meeting by mistake instead of the Elks Club Hall.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday January 29th
2021.

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Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka On Night of The Wolf Moon 2021

January 28, 2021 at 11:59 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Gothic, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )


The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka on the Night of The Wolf Moon

The January full moon is called the Wolf Moon and on this night a wolf was terrorizing the countryside.

It so happened that the Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka was in possession of the battle axe of William Wallace the great Scottish warrior and hero of the 1st War of Scottish Independence who defeated the English Army at the Battle of Stirling Bridge in September 1297.

She also wore the painted red seal of Wallace on her head, left eye and face as she wandered through the snowy woods in search of the wolf terror.

Then Tanaka came face to face with the wolf terror.

She recognized the beast right away from ancient and medieval drawings.

It was the Norse wolf Fenrir.

It was a good thing for Tanaka that she had the great William Wallace’s battle axe with her.

Tanaka threw the Wallacian battle axe and beheaded the wolf.

The wolf’s severed head growled in the now bloody snow surrounding it after it had left its body.

In the Lupine language, the wolf had said through its growling, “I hate it when that happens.”

. . .

The Norse god Odin was staying in a cheap motel room as he would be attending an important meeting the next few days.

The only places in this town where he was staying had cheap motel rooms.

Odin had missplaced his spectacles so he was inserting a contact lens into his sole remaining eye.

He was wanting to watch the 1940 movie Waterloo Bridge starring Vivien Leigh and Robert Taylor on television.

As Odin tried to get the contact lens out of the tiny glass bottle container that it was in, he reflected back to a time in Australia when he had accidentally inserted a very small circumcized foreskin into his eye after removing it from a tiny glass bottle container.

“It belonged to some pervert who looked even worse than you did when you dressed up in drag,” Odin had said to his son Thor at the time.

After Odin had got the contact lens into his eye on this Night of the Wolf Moon, Thor came to inform his father that both Loki and Fenrir had been beheaded.

Loki had apparently been beheaded yesterday and Fenrir had been beheaded this evening.

“So,” Odin smiled, “We may not have to fight the Battle of Ragnarok after all.”

Odin and Thor then ordered pizza and take out Chinese food that they had delivered to their motel room and then proceeded to watch the 1940 version of the film Waterloo Bridge on the room’s TV.

Thor despite his tough guy macho image was bawling and sobbing like a baby by the time the movie was over.

Odin phoned down to the front desk to have another box of kleenex tissues brought up to the room.

“I’ll never be able to stand at that spot on London’s Waterloo Bridge again without bursting into tears,” Thor sobbed, “I won’t be able to look at a Buddha good luck charm without bursting into tears either.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday January 28th
2021.

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The Demon Buffalo Headed Metal Rat In Washington DC

January 27, 2021 at 11:34 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was out shoveling the sidewalks in front of the house where he rented a room because it had snowed overnight.

“Just wait until I get my hands on those bloody frost giants of the old Norse pantheon,” Pan Goatee seethed, “They won’t live to fight the Battle of Ragnarok.”

The satyr pushed some more snow away.

“Just wait until I get my hands on Loki the Norse trickster god,” Goatee vowed, “He won’t live to fight the Battle of Ragnarok.”

Just then to Pan Goatee’s horror, a repulsively ugly fat ugly blimp came walking down the sidewalk.

She was walking down the sidewalk walking her dog.

“Bloody Hell,” Goatee noted, “That’s all I need to ruin my day is having to look at some fat ugly blimp. A two-legged dog (who are all ugly) out walking her four legged dog (who are generally cute).”

“Well, it would look pretty stupid the other way around,” Mr. Ed the Talking Horse remarked as he clomped by dragging an old milk wagon behind him, “If it was a four legged dog out walking a two legged dog.”

Mr. Ed stopped in front of a house down the street as Norman Newman the mailman turned milkman reached for a couple of jugs of fresh milk.

“Shit, the milk has frozen!” Norman Newman the mailman turned milkman called out.

“Well, I told you not to deliver milk in a milk wagon in the middle of a snowstorm,” Mr. Ed the Talking Horse pointed out as he smoked his Cuban cigar, “But did you listen? NO! What do I know you probably figured? I’m just a horse! Even though I won first prize in a Latin poetry writing competition a couple of years ago. Beating out 2018 humans I might add.”

Meanwhile Pan Goatee had by this time beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

“And not only are you fat and ugly,” Goatee gave his aesthetic adjudication, “but you’re guilty of cruelty to animals as well. How do you think this poor dog feels having to walk around the neighbourhood with a fat ugly blimp such as yourself?”.

Indeed the dog was already running down the street enjoying his new found glorious freedom.

Krampus the goat demon hybrid arrived on the scene to gather up the 999 trillion pieces of the fat ugly blimp, put them in his sack and carry them down to Hades.

After crossing the River Styx, Cerberus the 3-headed dog peed and crapped all over the fat ugly blimp’s remains when he heard about her gargantuan cruelty to animals.

Meanwhile Loki the Norse trickster god made the mistake of walking by Pan Goatee.

Loki immediately found himself being beheaded by Pan Goatee’s laser astral machete.

“I hate it when that happens,” Loki’s head remarked as it rolled down the street.

. . .

“I see priests in the Catholic Archdiocese of Washington DC are lining up to hear Hunter Biden’s confession,” Amadeus Emanon remarked as he ate a bagel, “I wonder why they’re lining up to hear Hunter Biden’s confession?”.

“Beelzebub knows,” Uncle Ernie remarked as he fed a spoonful of crack cocaine to an Australian house fly, “Several Catholic priests in this diocese are trying to talk me into converting from Ashkenazi Judaism to Roman Catholicism for some reason.”

“That’s strange,” Amadeus admitted.

“It is,” Uncle Ernie nodded, “It probably means I’ll have to reglue my foreskin to my Jolly Roger if I want to covert from Ashkenazi Judaism to Roman Catholicism.”

Uncle Ernie held up the small glass bottle that had once been used to store a plastic contact lens but which was now home to Uncle Ernie’s foreskin which had been separated on and off from Uncle Ernie’s Jolly Roger all these many years.

“I wonder if that’s what the Canadian folk music band Captain Tractor meant by their song lyrics… When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina’s mighty shores?,” Amadeus mused aloud.

“I don’t remember Regina,” Australia’s notorious Uncle Ernie reflected on his past trips to Canada and Saskatchewan in particular, “I do remember I got my Jolly Roger caught in Moose Jaw down in the Al Capone Prohibition Booze era tunnels.”

. . .

“As we all know, Donald Trump incited an erection.”
-New York Sen. Chuck Schumer
coming out of the closet
on the U.S. Senate floor

. . .

A Demon Buffalo Headed Metal Rat was walking the streets of Washington DC.

The metal rat built by Havana Cuba based sanity challenged scientist Dr. Ja Oui Khan for Huawei Technologies of China had the skull of a demon buffalo put on its head by the Norse trickster god Loki prior to South African witch doctor Dr. Sterling Makabo restoring the skull to life turning it into a full fledged Demon Buffalo Head.

Ironically enough, Loki’s head was now missing from his body.

The Demon Buffalo Headed Metal Rat had been given the ability to detect and analyze thoughts.

It could tell those people who thought like Communists from those who didn’t think like Communists.

Those people who didn’t think like Communists the Demon Buffalo Headed Metal Rat gored to death with his demon buffalo horns.

The CEOs of Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and Google as well as the CEO of United Airlines were all safe from death at the horns of the Demon Buffalo Headed Metal Rat.

As were all the editors and reporters at the Washington Post, New York Times, CNN, MSNBC, NBC, CBS, ABC, BBC, Global News Canada and Fox News.

To say nothing of the entire Democratic Congressional and Senate caucuses and 2/3 of the Republican Congressional and Senate caucuses.

As well as all the members of the Biden-Harris Administration.

“I failed, I failed,” the ghost of Sen. Joe McCarthy sobbed as he walked down the streets of Washington DC.

“Wow, that really blows my mind,” Hunter Biden commented as he sat at the gates of the White House smoking a pipe of crack cocaine.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday January 27th
2021

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Hera At Versailles

January 26, 2021 at 11:58 pm (Arts, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, magic, Mythology, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )


The Greek goddess Hera at the Palace of Versailles during the reign of the Sun King

“So,” Set Enterprises’ eccentric scientist Dr. Marmalade Montague asked Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing, “I hear you’re able to travel back in time using the Pantages-Houdini-Tesla-Welles-Lamarr Magic Lantern?”.

“I can neither confirm nor deny that,” Van Helsing answered.

In his aquarium in the background, Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster held up a sign that read CONFIRMED.

“So,” Marmalade read the sign, “When I fell into a time warp when I was Chief Scientist and Head Alchemist To The Court of Louis Quatorze and wound up here in the decade of the 2020s, I left an important alchemical formula on my desk in my laboratory at the Palace of Versailles. I was wondering if you could go back in time and get it for me?”.

“Why can’t you go back in time and get it yourself?” Van Helsing inquired.

“Because the Hindu god Shiva informed me while I was standing in line once at an Indian buffet restaurant in London last year that if I ever engaged in time travel again, I’d disintegrate into a pod of peas hanging from a lotus flower,” Dr. Marmalade Montague replied.

“One wouldn’t want that unless one were a vegan vegetarian Transhumanist,” Van Helsing agreed.

“I don’t know if it was because I helped myself to the last 2 dozen pieces of butter chicken from a buffet tray before the chef brought some more as I was standing in line in front of Shiva or if Shiva really meant it,” Marmalade reflected.

“Well, as J. Robert Oppenheimer might say while putting on a trojan, it’s best to be on the safe side,” Van Helsing acknowledged.

And so Van Helsing went back in time to the Palace of Versailles during the reign of Louis XIV the Sun King.

He found the laboratory but as he entered the room a cat had knocked a piece of paper off the table which seemed to have elaborate drawings and formulae on it.

The paper was then eaten by a poodle.

“I hope that wasn’t the formula for turning lead into gold,” Van Helsing mused aloud.

He then found his way to the main dining room of Versailles where he encountered the Greek goddess Hera.

The Greek goddess Hera and Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing had made out on a couple of occasions.

Unbeknownst to the Greek god Zeus of course.

Otherwise Van Helsing might have disintegrated into ash as a result of having an Olympian thunder bolt thrown at him.

“Dracul,” Hera smiled at him.

“You must have time traveled from the 21st Century as well,” Van Helsing made a Holmes Sherlockian deduction, “because I never knew you during the Reign of the Sun King Louis Quatorze.”

“I did,” Hera nodded, “I time traveled from January 2021.”

“Same here,” Van Helsing stated.

“Did you know that a year ago Zeus asked Hades to release the spirit of Alexander the Great from the Underworld?” Hera inquired.

“It seems to me I heard something to that effect from the ghost of Orson Welles,” Van Helsing reflected.

“And now this January he’s asked Hades to release the spirit of the Syrian Greek King Antiochus Epiphanes (whose official title was King Antiochus IV ) from the Underworld,” Hera noted.

“Maybe Zeus is planning a major Abomination of Desolation with Pope Francis and they want Antiochus Epiphanes’ input into the matter,” Van Helsing said as a group of waiters walked by carrying trays loaded with roast pork.

“I’m so horny and frustrated by Zeus constantly ignoring me,” Hera sighed.

“Maybe I could help you with that,” Van Helsing took off his formal dinner jacket.

Soon Hera and Van Helsing were making out on top of the Royal Banquet table.

“Ah, I see they’re still setting up in here,” Louis XIV remarked to one of his mistresses as he poked his head in through the dining hall door, “Perhaps you’d like to come to my bedroom and I’ll show you my ceiling etchings of Zeus and Leto.”

At that moment the ghost of Orson Welles was bicyling backwards through time in the CERN Large Hadron Collidor Time Tunnel.

As he bicycled backwards in time through the time tunnel, the voice of Engelbert Humperdinck could be heard singing Les Bicyclettes de Belsize.

Welles’ ghost was eating a large spectral bagel as he cycled backwards through time.

Welles hoped that no one would mistake him for Hunter Biden son of Joe Biden as he was returning from Mass in the Presidential motorcade when he ordered the motorcade stopped so he could buy a bagel as he had come down with the munchies after having smoked a pipe of crack cocaine in the confessional booth.

Welles’ ghost arrived just in time to see Dracul and Hera making out on the Royal Banquet table.

“Woe is me,” Welles remarked as he drove his bicyle through the dining room window and on to the Versailles palace grounds.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday January 26th
2021.

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The Portrait In The Window

January 25, 2021 at 10:54 pm (Poetry) ()

The portrait in the window
of a woman from long ago
One cannot remember, was she friend or foe?
A woman with checkered past or present
like in an old time Edward G. Robinson/Joan Bennett
1940s movie show?

Did she want to be painted?
A sinner wishing to be sainted?
Or was the painting already done?
As from foul murder she did run?

Or have all the different images of time
been mixed up in the dark room of one’s mind
Those who were bad seem good
And those who were good seem bad
Which ones remain eternal?
And which one just a passing fad?

And from the chaos of the present
Longing for an age more pleasant
A memory surfaces like a continent rising from the deep
No Atlantis or Lemuria at which fallen angels do weep
But a face, a voice, a laugh, a tilt of the head, a twist of curl
Nicole was her name and how I wished she was my girl.

-A poem written by Christopher
Monday January 25th 2021.

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Reblog of Aphrodite At Oxford

January 24, 2021 at 11:35 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

A vampire novel chapter I wrote from last year.

Dracul Van Helsing

Aphrodite At Oxford 

The Greek goddess Aphrodite writing her term paper on the Native American myths surrounding the origins of the North American Plains Buffalo

The Greek goddess Aphrodite had recently returned from the town of Stettler, Alberta, Canada where she had been researching Cree and Blackfoot indigenous myths on the origins of the North American Plains Buffalo.

She was putting the finishing touches on her term paper for the class she was taking in World Mythology and Folklore.

The class was taught by Prof. William Charles an Associate Professor of Mythology, Folklore, Vampirism, Lycanthropy and Paranormal Studies at Oxford.

His class was extremely popular and hard to get into.

Nevertheless the Greek goddess Aphrodite when visiting Prof. William Charles in his office before the start of this semester was able to convince the famed supernaturalist into letting her into class even though she had no previous formal education.

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Reblog of Aphrodite, Dr. Ja Oui Khan, The Demon Buffalo Head and The Metal Rat

January 23, 2021 at 11:47 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

A vampire novel chapter I wrote last year which ties in with the theme of some recent chapters I wrote.

Dracul Van Helsing

Aphrodite, Dr. Ja Oui Khan, The Demon Buffalo Head and The Metal Rat

The Greek goddess Aphrodite sitting in an old general store in Stettler, Alberta, Canada reading about Buffalo Lake and the origins of the North American Plains Buffalo not far from the skull of the Demon Buffalo above the store’s back door

Last week, Huawei Technologies in China had unveiled the Metal Rat (a giant robotic metal rat) for this Chinese New Year of the Metal Rat.

Strangely enough, the Metal Rat had the head of a demon buffalo and not the head of a rat.

How this came to be- therein hangs a tail (whether a rat tail or a buffalo tail no one can say for sure).

Huawei Technologies had outsourced the building of the Metal Rat to a freelance sanity challenged scientist who had a laboratory in Havana, Cuba.

The name of the sanity challenged…

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Aphrodite At The Sherlockian Club In London

January 22, 2021 at 11:59 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, Mystery, Mythology, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )


The Greek goddess Aphrodite at The Sherlockian Club in London

Aphrodite was sitting in one of the reading rooms at an exclusive men’s club in London.

Even though only men were allowed in the club, for some reason, none of the men present in the club this night objected to her being there.

The Sherlockian Club was founded well over a century ago in the year 1912 to honour the great British consulting detective Sherlock Holmes.

Its first President was one Winston Churchill a British MP and sometimes cabinet minister.

No wearing of masks and no social distancing went on at the Sherlockian Club.

That’s because its current President was one Renfield R. Renfield a British MP and sometime cabinet minister (whenever it was a minority government situation).

However none of the Sherlockian Club members got Covid, got sick or died.

The same couldn’t be said for one nursing home in Italy where there hadn’t been any deaths the past few years but as soon as all the nursing home residents were vaccinated with the Pfizer vaccine 2 weeks ago, 8 residents had dropped dead like flies the past 2 weeks.

And there was the stupendously great baseball player and baseball home run king Hank Aaron (one who didn’t use steroids to hit his record home runs like later players did) who publicly received the vaccine for Covid two weeks ago in an effort to show all Americans that the vaccine was safe.

Now today he was dead.

No doubt Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi were offering prayers of thanks to Beelzebub that they had received the vaccine injections with the caps on.

Aphrodite was at the Sherlockian Club in London because her World Mythology and Folklore instructor at Oxford Prof. William Charles was going to read aloud a paper she wrote last year on the origins of the Demon Buffalo of Buffalo Lake.

Prof. William Charles in addition to being an Associate Professor of Mythology, Folklore, Vampirism, Lycanthropy and Paranormal Studies at Oxford University was a member of the Sherlockian Club.

As Aphrodite sat in one of the lounges of the Sherlockian Club waiting for Prof. William Charles’ speech to begin in the central dining hall

she soon found herself joined by Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing.

“I’m anxious to hear your paper on the Demon Buffalo of Buffalo Lake,” Dracul stated.

“Well, we’ve got an hour to kill before the lecture begins,” Aphrodite smiled, “Why don’t I give you a spanking and then we can make out?”.

“A splendid idea,” Van Helsing agreed.

30 minutes later the ghost of Orson Welles inadvertently walked into the room.

“Why does this always happen to me?” Welles’ ghost sighed once again playing the role of the ghostly voyeur.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday January 22nd
2021.

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