Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka Meets Yaldabaoth The Irish Leprechaun

January 2, 2021 at 11:53 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Romance, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )


The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka In Dublin

Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and the Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka had taken one of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis powered dirigible airships -this one called the High Calypso- from London England to Dublin Ireland.

They were going to meet Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun.

What brought the meeting about was that Dracul had heard from Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol that the plans of the Egyptian god Osiris, his son Horus, George Soros, Bill Gates and Klaus Schwab for a One World government were locked inside the vault of the Bank of Monte Carlo.

They could break into the Bank of Monte Carlo vault but to do that they’d need the advice of two people Sean Connery and Catherine Zeta-Jones who played two master thieves in the 1999 movie Entrapment where they stole $8 billion dollars from the International Clearance Bank in the North Tower of the Petronas Towers in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

Sadly however actor Sean Connery had passed away last year and not so sadly actress Catherine Zeta-Jones was very busy keeping actor Michael Douglas very happy indeed.

However after consulting a crystal ball (which was actually a snow globe showing Lucy meeting the faun Mr. Tumnus carrying an umbrella and wrapped Christmas presents in the snowy woods of the land of Narnia), Whitstable had a vision that Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun knew the combination to the vault of the Bank of Monte Carlo.

After phoning Yaldabaoth, Whitstable discovered that was indeed the case.

So now, Dracul Van Helsing and the Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka were at their rendezvous location in Dublin where they would be presented by Yaldabaoth with the combination to the Bank of Monte Carlo vault.

The combination number would be inside a fortune cookie slip inside a Chinese fortune cookie that Yaldabaoth would give to them along with a take out order of Guinness soaked sweet and sour spareribs.


The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka: Wearing a killer outfit.

When Yaldabaoth saw Tanaka, the first thing he said was, “Wow. That’s really a killer outfit you’re wearing.”

He then keeled over and fell to the ground sending both the fortune cookie and the take out order of Guinness soaked sweet and sour spareribs flying.

Dracul immediately rushed over and felt Yaldabaoth’s pulse.

He then looked up at Tanaka, “Wow. That really must be a killer outfit you’re wearing. He’s dead.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday January 2nd
2021.

17 Comments

  1. Sabiscuit said,

    😂 I am sure that Michael has no idea where Catherine is at the moment. Apparently, they talk to each other through their personal assistants and Michael often ignores them. It might be the secret to their conflict-free marriage.

    Entrapment was an entertaining heist film. Of course the banks are safe and that is why some people wait to scoop up charity proceeds *cough* Trudeau *cough*. Ironic that ordinary citizens who donated that money had to sign reams of affidavits at their bank branch saying they’re not funding anti-heroism. I am sure they were treated that way because they couldn’t prorogue parliament via Skype.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I guess I haven’t been keeping up with Hollywood news.😂

      I had no idea Michael and Catherine were no longer speaking to one another. 😷

      Yes, common folk don’t have the ability to prorogue Parliament via Skype like Comrade Justin does. 🤡🤑

      • Sabiscuit said,

        No they have always spoken to each other through assistants. That’s how Michael found out Catherine was pregnant. She told her assistant to go and get him to come to her room so she could tell him. He refused to come. So she sent the assistant again. She said so herself in a TV interview. Apparently, this is how Richard Gere got married to Cindy Crawford. He whined in an interview that Cindy’s PR told him she wanted a proposal. They’re really weird.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Really?

        I only have my knowledge of the Michael-Catherine relationship from what must have been a rare interview of the two of them together on television that I saw years ago.

        It was that interview on which I based my remarks about the pair in this blog post.

        They must be really good actors.

        Because in the interview, they gave the impression of two people who really loved each other.

        I was totally fooled.

        Because I don’t really pay any attention to what goes on behind the scenes in Hollywood.

        I didn’t know that about Richard Gere or Cindy Crawford either.

        In fact, I didn’t know that Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford were married until you told me now just now.

        Just like it was only a few weeks ago that I found out an old classic actor whom I really liked had apparently died back in 2014.

        I always wondered why I hadn’t seen him in any new movies lately

        That would explain it.

        His name evades my memory at the moment.

        I’m probably going to have to google Hollywood actors who kicked the bucket in 2014 in order for me to remember his name.

      • Sabiscuit said,

        You can’t be blamed for not paying attention to what’s going on in Hollyweird. It is healthy to not care.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes and Hollyweird seems to be becoming more and more weird with each passing year.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I thought it might be that it could possibly be Peter O’ Toole but I didn’t want to say in my comment to you on the off chance that Peter O’ Toole was still alive.

        But I kept thinking it was Peter O’ Toole.

        So I googled Peter O’ Toole before I googled Hollywood actors who kicked the bucket in 2014.

        It was a good thing I did because Peter O’ Toole had apparently died in 2013 (which I didn’t know until a few weeks ago and then a few weeks later I get the year of the poor chap’s death wrong).

        Because if I had googled Hollywood actors who kicked the bucket in 2014, none of the names would have probably rung a bell.

      • Sabiscuit said,

        I had no idea he had passed away either. Thanks for telling me. That’s just how off the grid I was back then.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I must have been way off the grid back then as well.

        I’m surprised I hadn’t heard about Peter O’ Toole’s death.

        Because he was a classic great actor of live stage theatre, film and television.

        I’m surprised the media that year didn’t make more of his passing.

        Of course that was about the time most movies they made (starting in the 20teens) were all about super heros and super heroines and super villains and fantasy figures rather than real people.

        Possibly because O’ Toole mainly played real people, the media that year decided his death wasn’t worth noting.

  2. nothing said,

    wahahaha … A killer outfit!
    I bet Sherrielock Holmes have many killer outfits that kill as well!
    Hillarious!
    LOL

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Sherrielock Holmes has certainly a lot of killer outfits that kill. 💃🏻😅😂🤣

  3. George F. said,

    Jesus!!!

  4. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    Then it’s Dracul’s pretty lucky to be immune to all kind of beauties or else he’ll be long dead.

    On a side note, Entrapment is one of my favorite movies.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Dracul is lucky that way! LOL ! 😂

      Yes, Entrapment was a great movie. 😀

      Connery and Zeta-Jones were so cool in it. 😎

  5. Seoul Sister said,

    I love your writing, especially the part about Lucy/Narnia💖

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you, Judy. 💘

      Yes, that was probably my favourite scene in the 2005 Lion, Witch and Wardrobe movie when Lucy meets Mr. Tumnus carrying an umbrella and Christmas presents by an old fashioned street lamp in the snowy woods of Narnia.

      I hope your 2021 is off to a good start. 🙂

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