The Night One Eagle Split Into Two

January 5, 2021 at 10:57 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith with an eagle on her shoulder

The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith stood not far from the Lincoln Memorial in Washington DC.

Elon Musk’s artificial moon was shining down on top of her.

It was supposed to be shining down on top of Edgar Allan Poe’s grave in Baltimore Maryland but the GPS computer network guiding Musk’s artificial moon had been hacked by a hermit gnome (frozen lawn ornament) living in Nome, Alaska.

As such the Muskian artificial moon was now hovering over the Lincoln Memorial in Washington DC.

On a car radio, a very old song was being played,

“We’re the John Birch Society, we’re out to save our country from the Communistic threat.
And if your mommy (pronounced mom-mee) is a Commie,
Well you’ve got to turn her in…”

A group of lawn ornament garden gnomes in Washington DC eyed with suspicion a mask wearing Nancy Pelosi as she walked by.

In the moonlight of Elon Musk’s artificial moon, with a tattoo of an eagle on her left shoulder and a living eagle perched atop her right shoulder, Lilith’s hair along with her headband, beads and headdress (that had once belonged to Chief Sitting Bull) glistened silvery in the moonlight.

Sitting Bull’s revenge on the U.S. government for the massacre of his people that had occurred at the Pine Ridge Reservation in South Dakota in December 1890 was about to unfold.

Down in Tartarus in the Underworld, one General George Armstrong Custer had just escaped from his rotating barbeque spit over an open fire in the place and was hoping to pass Cerberus and his watchful eye (one on each of the three heads) and swim across the River Styx and back to the land of the living.

But at that moment, Custer received a ghostly arrow through his ghostly knee.

Custer now had a wounded knee.

“Fly,” Lilith spoke to the eagle.

The eagle flew off her shoulder and over the Lincoln Memorial.

The eagle was suddenly set upon by a flying red dragon, a flying bear, a flying lion, a flying cat and a winged horse named Chollima.

The eagle was ripped in two.

Facing one another across the Potomac River were two opposing supernatural forces.

On one side of the Potomac River were the ghosts of Abraham Lincoln, General Ulysses S. Grant and General Robert E. Lee (now all allies).

On the other side of the Potomac River were the ghosts of Vladimir Lenin, Josef Stalin, Mao Tse-tung and the vampire Lev Tomi (who in his mortal life had been Leon Trotsky). They too were now all allies.

Walking on the water of the Potomac River was the Greek god Zeus who cried in a loud voice, “Release the Kraken!”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday January 5th


  1. Sabiscuit said,

    The year has barely started and things have not been slowing down. I remember when a new year would begin with Britney Spears getting a divorce and that would feed all the news agencies for the year. Now, it’s “leaked phone calls are bad unless we don’t like the person”, and literally content warnings on comedy sketch videos because the Internet is no longer run by humans. Amen and A-woman.

  2. rajanisingh885721172 said,

    Beautiful blog

  3. Kritika said,

    Release the Kraken. Can imagine the scene played in front.

  4. Seoul Sister said,

    Great chapter, I loved the part about Elon Musk’s artificial moon. I recently heard that β€œSkull and Bones” used the skull of Geronimo in their rituals, sounds like something they’d do.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Glad you enjoyed it, Judy. πŸ˜€

      Yes, an artificial moon does sound like the sort of project that Elon Musk would come out with. πŸ˜‚

      Especially now that Bill Gates wants to block out the rays of the sun for real. 🀣

      Yes, I’ve heard that Skull and Bones used Geronimo’s skull in their rituals.

      Shows what sort of sickos John Kerry and the two George Bushes are.

  5. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    The moonlight got to be shape like a car 🀣

  6. David Redpath said,

    Ghosts the world knows only in dusty
    history lessons, and as toppled statues,
    magically come to life in Christopher’s
    fertile imagination. Long may the battle
    of good over evil continue πŸ‘πŸ˜Ž

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you so much for this most wonderful of compliments, David. πŸ™‚πŸ˜Ž

      That I’m able to bring the ghosts of history and toppled statues to life.

      My dad would be so pleased.

      He was a Science and History teacher.

      He made Science and History come alive.

      Since I was more of an Arts and Humanities kind of guy rather than a Hard Sciences kind of guy, history was my major in my first couple of years of University.

      But since they made history as dusty and cobwebbed covered as Nancy Pelosi’s sex room and sex bed in her Washington DC apartment rather than living like my dad did, I switched my Major over to Philosophy and my Minor to English Literature in my final two years.

  7. David Redpath said,

    You’ve managed to Klingon Mind
    Meld all the Humanities brilliantly,
    with Extra Terrestrial Credits πŸ‘½πŸ––
    awarded for originality β˜‘οΈ 😎

  8. DiosRaw said,


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