Lilith Turns Boris Johnson Into A Zombie Nosferatu

January 10, 2021 at 11:10 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith dancing in her flying palace that’s born aloft through the air by demons

Lilith was in a celebratory mood tonight as she danced in her flying palace that was born aloft through the air by demons.

She had successfully turned British Prime Minister Boris Johnson into a zombie nosferatu.

Unlike your regular nosferatu, a zombie nosferatu was unable to turn other people into vampires.

And a zombie nosferatu unlike your run of the mill zombie or your run of the mill nosferatu was able to walk around in both daylight and nighttime.

In that way, zombie nosferatus were able to pass themselves off as being human.

By turning Boris Johnson into a zombie nosferatu, she had turned him into a Communist.

For Communism was the way to go.

Communism was the way of the future the dark gods and goddesses and dark vampires and vampiresses had decided.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday January 10th



  1. ebonyandcrows said,

    Have you ever tried your hand at writing fiction? All this real world stuff you’re writing surely must get tiring sometimes 😉 But for real, I wouldn’t be surprised if aliens sat down on the front lawn of the White House, at this point.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, years ago, I wrote a fantasy novel about a walking talking chain smoking brandy drinking Saint Bernard dog private eye named Dudley Dashing.

      I submitted it to 4 different literary agents (from names that I found in a book listing literary agents).

      I only heard back from one of them- a man named Christopher Little.

      He wrote me a 4 page handwritten note saying how much he loved my work and he’d represent me in a heartbeat if he didn’t have so many other projects on his plate.

      He said he hoped that I wasn’t thinking he was just politely brushing me off in the nicest manner imaginable.

      He truly did think that I was a very talented writer and he hoped the fact that he was writing a handwritten letter rather than the standard typewritten form letter would show that he did indeed think that.

      That again he would represent me in a heartbeat if he didn’t have so much else on his plate.

      About 4 years later I was reading a newspaper article about J.K. Rowling and halfway through the article they quoted her literary agent Christopher Little.

      Wtf- I thought.

      It turned out to be the same man (I didn’t know he was J.K. Rowling’s literary agent at the time I sent him my novel).

      When he said he really did have too much on his plate, he wasn’t kidding.

      • ebonyandcrows said,

        You’re not just pulling my leg?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        No, that’s really true, Ebony.

        When my dad died 10 years ago, he had left me his house.

        But unfortunately his will was never found.

        And under Alberta provincial law, if that happens, the estate is split straight down the middle.

        I had asked my sister if I could continue to live in his house (after all he had already bought her her own house) which I had lived in since childhood and if I ever sold the house, then the money from the sale would be split.

        But that was’t all right with her.

        She wanted the money right away and my life be damned.

        The courts ordered me out of the house so it could be sold right away.

        I could only take a bit of stuff with me before the sheriffs came and put locks on the door.

        I wasn’t sure where I had put that letter and wasn’t given time to find it.

        I’m sure publishers would have been impressed if I had presented them with a handwritten note from Christopher Little praising my work.

        However thanks to my sister’s greed, the past 10 years of my life have been a living Hell.

        Which probably wouldn’t have happened if I had been allowed to live in my dad’s house (which he had willed me but sadly the will was never found).

      • ebonyandcrows said,

        Oh man, I am so sorry to hear that. I don’t wish any ill will on your sister, but some people need a good dose of karma to straighten them out.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I totally agree with you on that, Larisa.

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