Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI To Receive Forced Vaccination
“The best argument against taking the vaccine is the fact that the Communist “Pope” Francis says everyone should take it.”
-Renfield R. Renfield British MP
As another part of the ongoing tyranny descending upon the world in the form of a dark lifeless mist ever since the spiritual/political virus known as Covid Communism descended upon the world in the wake of Xi Jinping’s Chinese Communist Party releasing a bioengineered weapon from the Wuhan Institute of Virology (whether intentional or accidental), the tyranny now extended to Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI who did not wish to receive the vaccine but the Vatican decided he’d be given a mandatory vaccine against his will.
The news reached the attention of British MP Renfield R. Renfield.
He discussed it with Athelstan the personal butler and valet to the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.
“I’m now formulating a plan with my field operatives in my personal British Army brigade of gurkhas to break into the Vatican and rescue Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI before he’s given the DeathVaxx as Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher calls it,” Renfield explained.
“Break into the Vatican?” Athelstan raised an eyebrow, “But isn’t that place well guarded?”.
“It is,” Renfield nodded, “But you must remember that this will be a whole brigade of gurkhas attacking them. There aren’t too many guards on Earth who can hold out against an entire brigade of gurkhas. The only thing is that there may be demons guarding the Vatican according to the latest Set Enterprises Intelligence report. Still if there is any mortal warrior on Earth capable of kicking a demon’s ass, it would be a gurkha.”
“Good luck with that, sir,” Athelstan remarked as he went off to prepare a tray of tea and crumpets for Set.
Meanwhile in the woods outside the vampiress Lilith’s palatial estate near Astana, Kazakhstan:
Golgotha daughter of the vampiress Lilith with her pet raven Ancient Mariner’s Albatross on her shoulder
“Listen, Alby,” she called him by her pet name for him, “Listen to the silence but soon the world will be crawling with zombie nosferatu.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday January 12th
2020.
Dracul Van Helsing 
Kritika said,
January 13, 2021 at 1:05 am
This is frightening. I do not think many will be prepared to take it.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
January 13, 2021 at 10:23 am
I don’t think so either, Kritika.
Msdedeng said,
January 13, 2021 at 10:29 am
When fiction ceases to sound like fiction, then you know we are in trouble.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
January 13, 2021 at 10:51 am
Exactly.
Hetty Eliot said,
January 13, 2021 at 7:10 pm
forget covid, we need a Bergoglio vaccine.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
January 13, 2021 at 9:37 pm
LOL ! 😂
We definitely need that, Hetty. 😅🤣
Jessica E. Larsen said,
January 15, 2021 at 1:53 pm
Scary, scary. I read this to my husband and he agreed with Renfield, saying that when dubious people like Bill Gates recommends it, then one should back away.
I wonder if the time had come for me to reveal that I have a crush on Renfield 🤔 😂
Dracul Van Helsing said,
January 15, 2021 at 6:18 pm
Yes, well I guess if your husband had any doubts as to whether or not you’re a full fledged eccentric, if you reveal to your husband that you have a crush on Renfield, and he thinks to himself, “What? Jessica has a crush on a fictional character?”, he’ll erase all doubt and definitely regard you as a full fledged eccentric. 😂😅🤣
Jessica E. Larsen said,
January 16, 2021 at 4:50 am
Haha that thing is he’s not even surprise. I mentioned it to him and he said said he fell in love with me because I’m crazy 😂
He knows I was in love with a poster of a long haired man from Final Fantasy before I met him.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
January 16, 2021 at 10:19 pm
LOL ! 🤣