The New Wicked Witch of The West

January 13, 2021 at 11:21 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Cackling hysterically and looking every inch the green faced looking Margaret Hamilton Wicked Witch of the West from the Wizard of Oz film (a slight allergic reaction to the DeathVaxx vaccine that WHO health officials assured her would go away), Nancy Pelosi flew in on her broomstick to Congress to oversee House impeachment hearings against President Donald Trump.

“Nancy, I had no idea you flew a broom to work,” New York Sen. Chuck Schumer remarked as he exited his limousine with six very kosher looking Playboy bunnies and an appearance that suggested not much social distancing had gone on in that limo.

“Of course I do, you ninny,” Pelosi padlocked her broomstick to an ABSOLUTELY NO PARKING sign, “I’m a witch.”

“I didn’t know that,” Schumer commented as he pulled up his zipper, “Life is full of surprises but thanks to the Dominion voting machines, elections will no longer be.”

The six kosher looking Playboy bunnies headed off in search of a kosher deli where they could buy themselves jars of large pickles as all six women were tired of looking at the infinitesimally small and tiny pickle they had been forced to endure throughout the entire morning commute.

“Six kosher Playboy bunnies 3 times a week,” Schumer smiled, “That adds up to 666 you know.”

Schumer’s reasoning might amount to some arcane form of kabbalistic gematria because in terms of pure ordinary mathematics, the numbers just didn’t add up.

But maybe with a little help from Dominion voting machines, they did.

Pelosi went to her office, then her closet (where she had safely locked away her idol statue of Hecate the Greek goddess of witchcraft to protect it during last week’s staged Capitol Hill siege something alas she had forgotten to do with her laptop), took out the Hecate idol and placed it in an alcove in her office.

She then turned the lights out and lit candles in front of the Hecate idol (who was depicted in her crone hag form as that was the one that most perfectly resembled Pelosi’s own self) and paid obeisance to it.

After reading the latest piece of Marxist sodomite drivel to come from the lips of Jorge Mario Bergoglio (known to the world as Pope Francis), she then made the Upside Down Sign of The Cross and headed off to the House chambers to begin the proceedings on impeaching Donald Trump for a 2nd time.

. . .

As nighttime settled over Washington DC, the vampire Lev Tomi (whom the fallen angel Mephistopheles possessed Joe Biden had named to his staff of Chiefs of Armed Services) supervised the U.S. National Guard who were preparing for the Biden inauguration this coming January 20th.

During his mortal life, the vampire Lev Tomi had been the Russian Bolshevik Leon Trotsky.

. . .

Meanwhile in Rome Italy, the Italian national government under Communist Giuseppe Conte was in danger of collapse.

Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol was in Rome because he had received reports that the actual Greek god Poseidon was cavorting and splashing around in the famous Fountain of Trevi claiming that he had found more than 3 coins.

As Whitstable walked the streets of Rome, he was surprised to see a giant elk wandering the streets of Rome.

A giant elk that cast a giant shadow in the light and even more mysteriously a giant shadow in the dark.

“In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie,” went through Whitstable’s mind.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday January 13th
2020.

6 Comments

  1. Kritika said,

    ‘a slight allergic reaction to the DeathVaxx vaccine that WHO health officials assured her would go away’
    Terrifying.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Very terrifying. 😱

      • Hetty Eliot said,

        That first line of your post got a loud squawk out of me!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Thank you very much, Hetty.

        I imagine Elvis impersonators who have lost both their tambourine and their mind several years ago won’t find it so funny.

  2. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    DeathVaxx what a perfect name 😂

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