The Centre Cannot Hold: A Nazi Demon Leads A Communist Revolution

January 14, 2021 at 11:36 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

“You can choose to either go down in history as a patriot or go down in history as a pansy.”
-Donald Trump to Mike Pence urging him not to certify the Electoral College vote by Congress on January 6th 2021

United States Vice-President Mike Pence was mincing up and down around his house wearing pink ballet slippers.

“Mike,” his wife called out from the bathroom, “Do you know what happened to the rest of my pink fingernail polish?”.

“I’m sorry, dear, I couldn’t help myself,” Pence did a pirouette spin in front of the mirror and looked at the glistening and gleaming pink on his own nails.

“What’s wrong with you?” His wife called out.

“I can’t help it,” Pence answered, “I’ve been feeling quite fruity the past week for some reason.”

He went to the pantry cabinet and ate the last 66 cans of fruit salad.

Hyacinth (who had been the Greek god Apollo’s lover in ancient times) knocked on the door of the Pence house.

Hyacinth had been granted a dispensational release from Hades the Greek god of the Underworld last year so he could enter the discus throwing competition in the 2020 Tokyo Summer Olympics.

Alas for Hyacinth, Xi Jinping’s Chinese Communist Party had released a bioengineered weapon from the Wuhan Institute of Virology (whether intentional or accidental) and the world had not been the same since.

The spiritual/political tyranny of Covid Communism had also spread all over the world along with the genetically engineered virus.

The 2020 Tokyo Summer Games had been postponed until 2021 and may even end up being cancelled all together.

Hyacinth in the meantime had developed a penchant for silver haired men who use tons of Viagra and have little black flies (Beelzebub approved little winged insects) attracted to and land in their silver hair.

. . .

Communist demagogue and pre-eminent hypocrite Maxine Waters (who a few years ago had urged her supporters to use violence against members of the Trump Administration if they saw them dining in restaurants and then denounced Trump for supposedly advocating violence while she gave her own inflammatory rhetorical speech in the U.S. House of Representatives yesterday during Trump’s 2nd impeachment hearing) stood at the door of Congress as she waited for her limousine to show up even as she was busy texting on social media what a great champion of the common people she was.

As she had walked down the halls of Congress, she had come across a quote that she had never really noticed before.

The quote was,

“I look to a day when people will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their character.”

She shook her head.

“What sort of god forsaken idiot would ever come up with that idea?” She foamed at the mouth like Linda Blair forced to answer a question in Latin in the 1973 film The Exorcist, “Every one knows that every single white person is a racist at heart. Everyone knows it. This I know. For Antifa/BLM tell me so.”

As she waited at this side door of Congress waiting for her limo to show up, she stood there looking profoundly smug and profoundly stupid.

Suddenly a cream pie was thrown in her face by an invisible entity.

“What sort of act of White Supremacy is this?” She raged, mindnumblingly oblivious to the fact that the main ingredient used in this particular cream pie was Szechuan black bean sauce, and the assailant was a 6 foot 8 tall Royal Bourbon purple coloured bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears.

. . .

The fallen angel Mephistopheles (to whom the Renaissance era German scientist Faust had sold his soul) was also the fallen angel who was the supernatural force behind the rise and coming to power of Hitler and the Nazis in Germany and the formation of the Third Reich.

The London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Sol Invictus Set had once met Mephistopheles in the Mephisto Lounge in Berlin in 1927.

Now Mephistopheles was the supernatural force behind the Neo-Bolshevik Neo-Communists coming to power in the U.S. in 2021.

He occasionally possessed the body of the senile old fool Joe Biden when Biden was required to give a logical coherent speech in public.

But as soon as the speech was given, Mephistopheles left the senile old fool’s body.

As Mephistopheles, being the intellectually inclined devil that he was, longed to be around someone with a brain.

He had enjoyed talking to Faust.

The same could not be said for Biden.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday January 14th


  1. Kritika said,

    Enjoyed reading the chapter πŸ™‚

  2. George F. said,

    Pansy? I thought the word he used was “pussy…”

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,


      Was it?

      The video podcast where I had seen the quote had used the word like this:

      I just assumed he said “pansy” as “pussy” was what Trump says he likes to grab.

      But still not knowing what the actual word was turned out to be okay in the end.

      Because the image that went through my mind of Mike Pence mincing up and down around his house wearing pink ballet slippers, I had found highly amusing.

      • George F. said,

        It was indeed highly amusing! LOL! “Pussy” in the vernacular and in this context means “weak, feminine, no balls.’

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Sort of the opposite of the fat ugly bull dyke looking blimps whose wicket is always the one to open up next when it’s your turn as you’re standing in line to get your licence renewed at the Department of Motor Vehicles.

      • George F. said,

        No one in America would relate to the word “Pansy.” Hasn’t been used for decades. “Pussy” on the other hand…call a man that name and be prepared to fight…

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I know what the word “pussy” means in relation to men.

        The word “pansy” was the first word that occurred to me when I saw the word “p***y” for some reason in the quotation on the screen

      • George F. said,

        Your response…”pansy”…says something about your mind-set. I’ll need to meditate on this. Perhaps you are, in fact, stuck a few decades in the past…or perhaps you…yourself…were one time called a pansy? Or is this getting too personal? If you took a poll, no one interpreted the word was “pansy” except you…I’ve already taken the poll so I know…

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Pansy is actually a term mainly used in Britain.

        Along with puffter.

        Fag and faggot was the commonly used term in North America.

        Yes, since 1970, acceptance of sodomy has increased with each passing decade.

        I thought up a mathematical formula a few weeks ago:

        Acceptance of abortion + acceptance of sodomy= acceptance of tyranny

        Which really is a brief summing up of the theories of Italian Communist theoretician Antonio Gramsci from the 1920s on how Communism could seize control of the West without the use of arms and armies.

        Although he wrote several long winded books and pamphlets on the subject trying to say what I summed up in one sentence.

        Experience I guess from 2014 and 2015 when I took up the writing of haiku with a vengeance.

        I mainly wrote haiku summing up literary classics and literary heroes.

        So summing up War and Peace in 3 lines allowed me to eventually sum up the long winded expositions of Antonio Gramsci in one.

        Although he is to be congratulated for formulating the correct policy.

        100 years after he did so, the whole Western world is about to go Communist come January 20th.

        And as you spend time in your prison cell a few weeks or a few months from now, you’ll think to yourself, “Oh my God (which has a lot more resonance to it than Oh the void!), that eccentric guy I met on-line from Calgary was absolutely right. And I hope my fat slob cell mate (are there any gay Pan Goatees around?) who’s eyeing me rather peculiarly isn’t a pansy. Or my rear end will never be the same again. I wish Akira and her cell phone were real about now.”

      • George F. said,


      • George F. said,

        …and “fag” originally referred to a cigarette butt…but hey, you may in fact be a genius deserving a wider audience bigger than an obscure social media outlet like WP…

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, curious how “fag” went from cigarette butt to its later meaning.

        Unless frequent frequenters (working up their frequent flyer miles) of all male bath houses used to stick their cigarrette butts in a place anatomically and geographically opposite to where Bill Clinton stuck his cigar vis a vis Monica Lewinsky.

      • George F. said,


      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Another thing that suddenly hit me as I was sitting in the bath tonight is that I’ve never thought of the word “pussy” as ending in “y” (even though it does) but for me the word “pussy” is always “pussycat” (a personal inclination I’ve always had which I never really paid much attention to until you went “psycho psychoanalyst” as to why I viewed “p***y” as “pansy” rather than “pussy”).

        It’s because I always viewed “pussy” as “pussycat” rather than “pussy”.

        And “p****y” had 5 letters so that’s “pansy” whereas “pussy” the way I subconsciously view it is “pussycat” which has 8 letters and so that’s why it never occurred to me that “p****y” is “pussy”.

        The reason I view pussy as pussycat is I never approved of the way locker room jocks referred to female genitalia as “pussy”.

        I was never a locker room jock and if I encountered them today and I happened to have a gun on me, I’d probably have the same reaction as Renfield if he was standing there with a gun facing a roomful of Communists.

      • George F. said,

        OMG…another quotable quote from Dracul…”until you went β€œpsycho psychoanalyst”” I’m snort laughing!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That would make a great title for a manuscript discovery of an unpublished Erle Stanley Gardner novel, “Perry Mason Solves The Case of The Psycho Psychoanalyst”. πŸ€”πŸ•΅πŸ»πŸ—‘πŸš¬πŸ’Š

  3. George F. said,

    Biting, razor edged satire in this post…you do this so well…your mind is so…different…on a level of its own…a higher plane…

  4. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    Love this quote though: β€œI look to a day when people will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their character,” if it isn’t being abused.

    I can’t help but laugh at the cream pie coming out of nowhere though… good job… err… I forgot his name πŸ˜‚

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, it was the great Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. who had originally said that quote, Jessica. πŸ™‚

      Sadly there are a few black leaders in America (usually of a far left variety) who ignore Dr. King’s quote and regard all white people as being inherently racist.

      The name of the invisible rabbit is Harvey Tallbanger. πŸ‡ πŸ˜€

      • Jessica E. Larsen said,

        Noted. I’ll keep Harvey Tallbanger in mind because he’s adorable haha πŸ˜€

        I think racism is in all color. I sometimes feel discriminated when I’m in Europe, but my husband is also discriminated when he’s with me in Asia.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, sadly, Jessica, I think it’s everywhere.

      • Jessica E. Larsen said,

        yeah, sad but true… 😦

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Indeed. πŸ™

  5. Paola K said,

    Brilliant! πŸ‘πŸ‘

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