Christoph Cardinal Schonborn of Vienna Publicly Outs Himself As An Apostle of The Antichrist

January 15, 2021 at 11:19 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Amadeus Emanon was reading the Facebook status comment of a geopolitical analyst friend of British MP Renfield R. Renfield:

“The pro-sodomite, pro-gay sexy orgy, pro-allowing filthy drag queen shows to be performed at the High Altar of Saint Stephen’s Cathedral in Vienna Cardinal Archbishop of Vienna Christoph Schonborn is an Apostle of the Antichrist.
And judging from remarks he made today on the U.S. election and the Capitol Hill siege in Washington DC (which the satanic Neo-Bolshevik Left in America is going to use to abolish civil liberties in America (when Biden is sworn in) in the same way the Nazis used the German Reichstag fire of February 27th 1933 to abolish civil liberties in Germany) Schonborn is also a Marxist-Leninist Neo-Bolshevik Neo-Communist as well.
Christoph Schonborn is of his father, the Father of Lies, the Devil.
Unless he repents and turns to Christ and His Holy Mother, he shall burn forever in the outer darkness of the flames of the Lake of Fire where there is weeping and gnashing of teeth.”

“I wonder why I was never invited to perform Cumelita at the High Altar of Saint Stephen’s Cathedral in Vienna,” Australia’s notorious Uncle Ernie wondered aloud as he scratched his chin and scratched other parts of his anatomy after Amadeus had finished reading aloud the Facebook status.

“Perhaps Cardinal Schonborn didn’t want to get a head start on being plunged head first into the Lake of Fire,” Amadeus suggested.

“What did you mean by that?” A perplexed Uncle Ernie asked Amadeus.

The aging and well past his prime drag queen then turned his attention to the kitchen and screamed, “Where the Hell did all those flames come from?”.

“Uncle Ernie!” His adopted niece by marriage exclaimed, “You should never have left your Driver’s License lying around in front of those koala bears you taught how to read. They made you a birthday cake and lit all the candles of your exact age on it.”

“Help!” Help! Fire! Fire!” Uncle Ernie’s adopted nephew by merciful adoption rather than biology opened the front door and went running into the street.

The local fire department soon beat a red path to the kitchen door.

. . .

Xi Jinping’s supernatural spirit entity advisor the Black Dragon was having a meeting with the fallen angel Mephistopheles and his incredibly dim witted protege Joe Biden.

“Comrade Mephisto,” the Black Dragon read aloud from a list of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) demands, “The Party would like to know if you would allow the Red State to be able to harvest the organs of Donald Trump supporters since you’ll have no use for them in the New Soviet state.”

“Joe, what do you think?” Mephistopheles turned to the President-elect who was busy sniffing the hair of the young woman sitting next to him.

“Hell, why not?” Joe grinned, “I can sign an Executive Order to that effect”

. . .

Meanwhile a beautiful young woman suddenly woke up in a small town in Kansas:

“I have seen the Future. And it doesn’t work.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday January 15th



  1. Kritika said,

    I guess everyone knows that no political leader would work for them but for their own benefits.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Very true, Kritika.

      • Kritika said,

        And when we know every vote matters, people have no options left. As one who can change is a person who has less of resources in hand and then who would listen to a person who has not enough money in hand. Sadly 😦

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Sadly, that is the absolute truth. 🙁

  2. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    🤣🤣🤣 Uncle Ernie is so hilarious. So happy that I can laugh my heart. It’s daytime 😂

  3. David Redpath said,

    “Christoph Schonborn may be an
    Apostle of the Antichrist, but he
    loved my show ‘Cumelita, Queen
    of the Medicine Cabinet’, when I
    last performed in Vienna … so,
    he can’t be all bad!?”

    ~ Uncle Ernie,
    Female Impersonator Extraodinare

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      So Uncle Ernie performed a private show for Cardinal Schonborn.

      I hope Uncle Ernie got a lot of those Vatican gold Pachamama coins put in his g-string for all his efforts.

      • David Redpath said,

        When it comes to Cumelita’s
        sequined collection plate,
        she only takes EFTPOS (you’d
        never guess where she keeps
        the payment terminal). .

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        So that’s where the $900 million that Justin Trudeau gave to the WE charity went to.

      • David Redpath said,

        When it comes to Cumelita’s
        sequined collection plate, she
        only takes EFTPOS (you’d never
        guess where she keeps the 💰
        payment terminal). And when it
        comes to the clergy, I think old
        Uncle Ernie has the right idea 💵

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        No wonder the Vatican accepts a $2 billion subsidy from the People’s Republic of China to keep afloat (it was the price agreed to for selling out the underground Church to Xi).

        It’s all those Vatican prelates using EFTPOS for all their “Tiberius and his minnows” orgies.

        Although they should have really asked Uncle Ernie for ID for proof of age.

        I don’t think he was the young guppy he claimed to be.🐟

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