Vegreville World Deities’ Geopolitical Summit

January 29, 2021 at 11:29 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel)

“This is the umpteenth time I’ve seen the world’s tallest and biggest Ukrainian Easter Egg,” the Hindu god Ganesha yawned widely as he looked at the landmark City of Vegreville Ukrainian Easter Egg.

He waved aside another giant perogy with sour cream and onions that was brought to him on a large golden tray carried by 12 dwarves.

“Yes, and the bananas they sell in this town’s grocery stores aren’t all that good either,” the Hindu god Hanuman sighed and threw a banana peel to the ground.

A banana peel that the Greek god Aries slipped on as he walked along the sidewalk and promptly fell on his derriere.

“You know,” Athena remarked to Artemis as they sipped on cranberry cocktails inside the Vegreville Elks Club Hall, “I’m beginning to think that mortal humans are a lot smarter than we are. They hold their yearly World Economic Forum in the alpine mountain resort of Davos, Switzerland and we hold our annual World Deities’ Geopolitical Forum in the City of Vegreville, Alberta, Canada which is little more than a glorified pit stop along Western Canada Highway 16.”

“Whose idea was it to hold these annual summits in Vegreville anyways?” Artemis asked.

Vasuki the serpent king crawled along the ground so no one could see him in this extremely awkward moment when that question was posed.

All he knew was that he’d never be caught drinking that Australian Uncle Ernie’s homemade moonshine again when he was asked to stick a pin into the globe of the world to find a location.

The Greek goddess Aphrodite approached Athena and Artemis wearing a faux fur coat.

Aphrodite opened up her faux fur coat showing a tight white t-shirt and a tight black skirt.

The tight white t-shirt read AIRHEAD NO MORE.

She then showed Athena the mark she received in the course World Mythology and Folklore that she took at Oxford University.

The mark was an A +.

“You look awfully flushed,” Artemis remarked to Aphrodite.

“That’s because I’m thinking about the wonderful time I had at the Sherlockian Club in London last Friday night,” Aphrodite gushed as she smiled ecstatically.

“You look awfully flushed,” the Greek god Zeus remarked to his wife Hera as she arrived inside the hall.

“I’m just thinking about the wonderful time I had this past Tuesday night when I traveled back in time to the Palace of Versailles during the reign of Louis XIV the Sun King,” Hera gushed as she smiled ecstatically.

Meanwhile inside his doctor’s office, Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing was being told that he was a walking heart attack waiting to happen.

The meeting was called to order as this year’s World Deities’ Geopolitical Forum Chairman- the Norse god Loki arrived.

Loki was walking backwards as his head was apparently on backwards.

“Loki, what happened?” The Norse god Odin asked as he put on his spectacles.

“Some idiot satyr beheaded me a couple of days ago,” Loki seethed, “and in my hurry to glue my head back on with Crazy Glue, I glued it on backwards.”


The Greek goddess Hera walked into a Freemasonic Hall meeting by mistake instead of the Elks Club Hall.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday January 29th
2021.

4 Comments

  1. Kritika said,

    Tagging the location lols
    Airhead No More hahahahaha

  2. Nicole said,

    Loki … sounds about right.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Nicole, Loki is definitely loco.

      Btw- I didn’t know your name was Nicole.

      I didn’t think Sabiscuit was your real name which you used to use while commenting.

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