Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka At Imperial Aurora Hotel

February 21, 2021 at 11:12 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka at the Imperial Aurora Hotel In London

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka arrived at the new Imperial Aurora Hotel in London where she’d be staying the next few days.

She’d be doing some work on behalf of the Occult and Paranormal Research Section of Interpol which was headed by Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol.

Of course Whitstable was the only agent in the Occult and Paranormal Research Section of Interpol.

He didn’t even have a Dana Scully like partner to help him out.

Instead he relied on freelance operative consultants like the Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka, Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and a few others to help him out on occasion.

The Imperial Aurora Hotel in London had only opened a week ago.

As the Swiss billionaire Lester Mittendorf (the builder and owner of the hotel) moaned at its grand opening a week ago (where he cut a ribbon at which he and a few hotel staff members were the only ones present), “It looks like I picked the wrong time to open up a new fancy luxury hotel in London. Right at the start of the 2nd year of the pandemic.”

Plans for the new hotel had started back in 2017.

Of course no one had foreseen this pandemic coming with the exception of Bill Gates who had lit candles in front of a statue of Apophis the Egyptian god of destruction for the past decade and a half praying for a plague that would wipe out most of the world’s population since his demon possessed teddy bear told him that there were far too many people living on the planet.

Even though no one in Mittendorf’s property management circle could have possibly predicted a pandemic, Lester Mittendorf still demoted (although he could have easily fired) his Vice-President of Innovation and New Ideas Mr. Cordon Bleu Stuffingham for having coming up with the boneheaded idea of opening a new luxury hotel in London in February 2021.

Stuffingham was now working as a bell boy in the Imperial Aurora Hotel.

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka walked by Stuffingham who was asleep at his bell boy’s desk and walked in the direction of the hotel’s reception clerk.

The hotel itself was a combination of classical Greco-Roman style decor and early 20th Century Art Nouveau.

At the desk as she registered, the receptionist was listening to BBC Radio.

Once again British MP Renfield R. Renfield was filling in for yet another announcer who had been gunned down in the internecine civil war going on in the BBC Newsroom between Neo-Stalinist Neo-Bolshevik Communists and Neo-Trotskyite Neo-Bolshevik Communists.

Once again yet another announcer’s death was listed as being caused by Covid-19 (rather than a gunshot wound) by the NHS in accordance with WHO guidelines on the subject.

Renfield’s voice could be heard saying, “And in other news… a massive crowd of two people greeted 81 million vote recipient Vice-President Kamala Harris on her return to her home in California…”

Tanaka signed the register and went up to her room.

Tanaka had been asked by Whitstable to investigate rumours of alleged meetings going on between British Prime Minister Boris Johnson and a group of zombie nosferatu that were taking place in the new hotel’s ballroom.

Aiding her in the investigation would be Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun.

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka had only been in her room a few minutes when she heard a knock at her door.

She opened it and standing there was Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun.

“Wow,” Yaldabaoth said, “That’s yet another killer outfit you’re wearing.”

He then dropped dead like he did on the first occasion when he met the Lakota Sioux Princess and she had been wearing an equally killer outfit.

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka: Yet another killer outfit

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday February 21st
2021.

16 Comments

  1. ΠιCΘLΣ said,

    Good job Princess Tanaka. Indeed a killer outfit.

  2. Johnny Jones said,

    I would be scared to look her in the eyes! Great post again

  3. Kritika said,

    Hahaha poor Yaldabaoth would he be able to help her?

  4. Seoul Sister said,

    “Mr. Cordon Bleu Stuffingham” love the name 😄

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Glad you love the name, Judy. 😁

      I felt quite inspired when I came up with that one. 😀

      • Seoul Sister said,

        You come up with cool names in general but that one was especially funny. I always enjoyed Dickens’ character’s names in novels, reminded me of that.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It is actually Charles Dickens’ novels that inspired me to come up with the names I do. 😀

        Names like Mr. Bumble and Mr. Pickwick and so many others I thoroughly enjoyed. 😂

      • Seoul Sister said,

        Ms Havisham 🥴!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, wearing her wedding dress for the rest of her life.

        And her wedding cake still falling to pieces on the table in the room she sits in.

        And wanting to take it out on poor Pip for vengeance against the groom who jilted her.

        I found the name Mrs. Dedlock in Bleak House thoroughly enjoyable as well considering the ongoing never ending trial on that last will and testament slowly winding its way through the courts.

      • Seoul Sister said,

        Havisham was super creepy and her protege was awful too, I never read Bleak House but Dedlock says it all.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, the name Dedlock definitely says it all. 😂

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