Princess Jasmine Bella Donna

February 28, 2021 at 11:58 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

Princess Jasmine Bella Donna: Source of the intelligence reports that Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman was indeed responsible for ordering the murder of Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi at the Saudi Arabian consulate in Istanbul

U.S. Intelligence agencies had just released a report that Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman was indeed the man behind the murder of Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul (which the Byzantine vampiress Theodora still insisted on calling Constantinople).

Of course U.S. intelligence agencies had not come up with the details of the report itself.

That was done by a Set Enterprises Intelligence report.

The U.S. National Security and Intelligence establishment was still obsessed with the idea that anybody to the right of center politically speaking in the U.S. was secretly a white nationalist or white supremacist and that included blacks, Asians or Latinos who were to the right of center politically speaking.

They were all secretly white nationalists or white supremacists according to the thinking processes of the rigour mortis of the brain experienced by Neo-Bolshevik Communists in the U.S. National Security and Intelligence establishment.

The idea was also echoed by brainless idiots in the mainstream Marxist media in the U.S. as well as the 752 different varieties of gender and overall freaks, nuts and weirdos who made up the Hollywood entertainment and music industries.

Set Enterprises Intelligence had got all of its information from Princess Jasmine Bella Donna.

Although that was not her real name.

She was a rebel renegade princess and member of the Saudi Royal family who was leaking information about all the intrigue and corruption going on in the Royal Court in Riyadh to Set Enterprises intelligence agent Miranda Singh.

Princess Jasmine Bella Donna: Definitely does not dress like a member of the Saudi Royal Family

A copy of the Princess Jasmine Bella Donna-Miranda Singh Report was stolen by an American C.I.A. agent who worked as a janitor at the Set Enterprises Laboratories and Rug Emporium.

The report was then passed on to the Neo-Bolshevik Communists who made up the U.S. National Security and Intellignce Establishment.

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of who stole the report.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield took the janitor/C.I.A. agent on a sky jumping plane ride.

After pushing the janitor/C.I.A. agent out of the plane, Renfield shouted after him, “Oops! It looks like I accidentally put my knapsack on your back instead of an actual parachute.”

The janitor/C.I.A. agent’s career came to an abrupt and sudden end when he hit the ground.

Meanwhile the Mossad dark Deep State agent called Star of Azazel was planning to bump off Princess Jasmine Bella Donna.

Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman although a murderer, a despot and a homicidal maniac was a staunch ally of the State of Israel as far as its Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was concerned.

Netanyahu told Star of Azazel, “Do what you have to do.”

A former Mossad operative called The Controller of The Golem, who had retired last year when he found out that Star of Azazel was associated with the likes of Jeffrey Epstein, told Set Enterprises Intelligence agent Miranda Singh of the plot to kill the Saudi rebel renegade princess.

Thus Princess Jasmine Bella Donna was prepared when the Mossad operative called Sword of Ahab and Wrath of Jezebel came bursting into her room.

She took off her mask and said, “Wouldn’t you like to give me a kiss before you kill me?”.

The Mossad agent couldn’t say no and gave her a kiss.

Her lipstick (invented by Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher) contained a powerful Fire Salamander poisonous venom which the way it was prepared was harmless to the lipstick wearer but instantly fatal to anyone the wearer kissed.

Sword of Ahab and Wrath of Jezebel died on the spot.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday February 28th


  1. ebonyandcrows said,

    β€œSword of Ahab and Wrath of Jezebel” πŸ˜‚

  2. Kritika said,

    Killer lipstick πŸ˜€
    Somewhere in the news it was that the Saudi Crown Prince had killed him.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, that’s true, Kritika, one can say that was a real killer lipstick. πŸ˜€

      Yes, it said in the news that it was definitely the Saudi Crown Prince who ordered journalist Khashoggi’s killing.

  3. ΠιCΘLΣ said,

    I thought that was established from the time of the unfortunate tragic incident. I’m not sure why this is coming up again but it might be a negative story to force capitulation in a trade negotiation. There is no way he’s going to be banned from going anywhere he wants.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I thought that was pretty well established at the time it happened too, Nicole.

      No, when you’re as wealthy as the Saudi Crown Prince is and sitting on a mountain of oil, there’s no way that he’s going to be banned.

  4. George F. said,

    Two mere seconds with her and my sword would die too. OMV!

  5. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    Oh that’s some amazing lipstick πŸ’„ does it come in different color? I want to order a maroon red please. 😁

    Nice move Renfield! 😍 This world need to have more justice!

  6. Dawn Renee said,

    The demons are among us, and the Fire Salamanders too. Better they than the first. After all, they are cute & make killer lipstick. Doc Rocher hopefully got the deadly juice with no harm done.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Doc Rocher did get the deadly juice with no harm done. πŸ˜€

      Yes, Fire Salamanders are cute πŸ”₯🦎and they do make killer lipstick. πŸ’„

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