Sherrielock Holmes and Mr. Truffles

March 20, 2021 at 10:06 pm (Comedy, Entertainment, Geopolitics and International Relations, Humour, International Intrigue, News, Poetry, Vampire novel) (, , , )

Sherrielock Holmes and Mr. Truffles

It was the very first day of spring
Outside her Baker Street apartment
The birds did sing

In front of her bookshelf Sherrielock Holmes did perch
An hour after applying to Boris Johnson’s behind
A firm use of the birch

She was sitting next to Mr. Truffles
Who looked very dapper today
And not a walking ad for Ruffles

They would soon walk out into the London street
She the epitome of grace upon her feet
And the orange tabby looking very neat

A sneak preview of an Easter parade
Had not Euro governments given that feast
A failing grade

Easter was not in the best laid plans
Of genetic splice and men
Bill Gates wanted people in the lions’ den

Nero at the Colosseum may have played the fiddle
Nancy Pelosi’s bladder leaks pad underestimated her piddle
But for Soros, Gates and Xi- they gave not a diddle

So much of humanity had to go
At the dawn of this Malthusian eugenics show
The Great Reset must go with the flow

But Sherrielock Holmes and Mr. Truffles
Plan to beat zombie nosferatu overlords at their game
Giving this unique duo in history everlasting fame.

-A poem and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday March 20th
2021.

10 Comments

  1. Klausbernd said,

    You made us laugh, well done.
    Thanks for sharing.
    The Fab Four of Cley
    🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

  2. Kritika said,

    Bill Gates, what does he has against humans?
    ‘Sherrielock Holmes and Mr. Truffles’ Their plan will succeed.
    Amazing poem.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you, Kritika. 🙂

      Yes, I sometimes wonder whether Bill Gates isn’t an evil alien ET reptilian creature from outer space who hasn’t just taken over a human body in disguise as he lays out plans for conquest of planet Earth which was the plot of numerous science-fiction movies they made back in the 1950s.

      It was that decade’s warning to us who live in the year 2021. 😂

  3. shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

    She is, indeed, a dangerous kind of a woman.
    Sherlock Holmes love his twin sister very much just as he loves Irene Adler.
    Both are powerful female characters in his life.

    Even Gali-Gula feared her! LOL

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That’s right, Sherrie, Sherrielock Holmes really put the fear of God into Gali-Gula. 😂😅🤣

      His ET 👽 grayish buttocks turned tomato red. 🍑

  4. shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

    Yes! Sherrielock Holmes is more of an alter ego of Sherlock Holmes – of all the things he couldn’t do that only she can because she is a ‘woman’ which makes her unbreakable. LOL

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