Renfield’s Dirigible Ride Over Rome

March 23, 2021 at 9:47 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had borrowed the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis powered dirigible airship The Peregrine Falcon to take an aerial sightseeing trip over the city of Rome.

He had invited his friend Amadeus Emanon to join him.

“Did you get the permission of the British government to take this trip?” Amadeus asked as he sipped his strawberry milkshake.

“Of course not,” Renfield licked his chocolate ice cream cone.

“But I thought the British government made it illegal for British nationals to travel outside the country without a reasonable excuse for doing so,” Amadeus mentioned.

“They issued a proclamation to that effect,” Renfield nodded, “A copy of which I recently used as toilet paper. But I just ignore it like I do every other dictatorial decree issued by Boris Johnson’s zombie nosferatu controlled government.”

“I see,” Amadeus put down his empty glass of strawberry milkshake and ordered another from the airship steward, “And how many governments in the world are controlled by zombie nosferatu?”.

“Probably most of them,” Renfield answered.

“The situation doesn’t look very promising,” Amadeus reflected aloud.

“Neither did it look promising for Winston Churchill when he became Prime Minister of Britain in May 1940 and France fell to the Nazis a month later,” Renfield pointed out, “Yet he won in the end.”

“The colosseum where Christians were thrown to the lions,” Amadeus pointed to the ancient structure down below.

“I’m sure the far-left secularist Democrats in the U.S. Congress would like to build colosseums up and down America and throw Christians to the lions all in the name of their so-called Equality Act and every other piece of Days of Lot and Days of Noah and current days of Neo-Bolshevik Communist garbage they can come up with,” Renfield sipped a martini, “And Joe Biden would eagerly sign it.”

“But I thought Joe Biden claimed to be Catholic,” Amadeus took his strawberry milkshake from the steward.

“Yes but Biden doesn’t realize that a Catholic is supposed to be Christian,” Renfield explained, “He thinks a Catholic is supposed to worship Baal and Baphomet like every other registered Democrat who claims to be a Catholic like Nancy Pelosi and New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo and the majority of the USeless Conference of Catholic Bishops in America.”

“I see we’re now flying over Saint Peter’s Basilica,” Amadeus looked down below.

“Where Pope Francis has forbidden priests from celebrating their own private Masses in the various chapels,” Renfield noted, “Something they had been allowed to do for the past 1500 years – in the old Basilica- and then in this present Renaissance era built structure- until now.”

“Why do you suppose Pope Francis has forbade priests from saying private Masses there?” Amadeus ate a chocolate eclair.

“Because most of the private Masses the priests were saying were according to the rite of the old Tridentine Latin Mass and Francis hates the old Tridentine Latin Mass,” Renfield ordered another martini from the airship steward.

“Why does Francis hate the Tridentine Latin Mass?” Amadeus inquired.

“Because Lucifer/Satan/The Devil hates it and I don’t imagine the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama thinks much of it either,” Renfield replied, “She much prefers the sacrifice of llamas and small children. As for Francis, being a Latin American Jesuit trained in Marxist Liberation Theology, he’d naturally have an antipathy for the old Tridentine Latin Mass.”

“I see almost every government in Western Europe is forbidding public celebrations of Easter Mass this coming Easter,” Amadeus noted.

“Yes, Italy, Germany, the UK and the list goes on and on,” Renfield sipped his second martini.

As nightfall approached, Nero’s ghost walked around the colosseum playing his fiddle.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday March 23rd


  1. David Redpath said,

    “Hail Pachamama,
    the New World Order 🌎
    is with thee … 🙏
    as by government decree.”

    ~ The Repentant Winston
    World Citizen No. 2184

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Sounds very much like the prayer that would be said by the repentant Winston World Citizen No. 2184.

      • David Redpath said,

        There’s plenty more Winston’s
        where he came from ….

        “There will be no curiosity, no
        enjoyment of the process of life.
        All competing pleasures will be
        destroyed. But always, do not
        forget this, Winston- always there
        will be the intoxication of power,
        constantly increasing and constantly
        growing subtler. Always, at every
        moment, there will be the thrill of
        victory, the sensation of trampling
        on an enemy who is helpless. If you
        want a picture of the future, imagine
        a boot stamping on a human face
        … forever.”

        ~ George Orwell, 1984

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That quote of Orwell pretty well sums up the globalist New World Order all right. 😎

        Thanks for the link to the Mike Wallace-Aldous Huxley interview.

  2. shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

    Satanist are everywhere.
    They have their own churches or temples everywhere and the government approved it.
    What happened right now did happen before.
    Remembered those procupines! I mean concubines (LOL) of King Solomon whom he gave permission to bring their gods and build their temples in his city? That is what is happening right now.
    Remember when I told you that we have too few exorcists nowadays?
    Well, that sums up it all … 😛

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I think you’re right, Sherrie. 🙂

      It is just like King Solomon allowing his concubines to put up statues of their gods in the Temple.

      All sorts of idols are being brought into the Church these days.

      And you’re right, there are too few exorcists these days.

  3. shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

    Whatever it is … either porcupines or concubines (LOL) they are the most dangerous creatures of this world. One pricks and one bites, I think. Not only statues are the idols. Now, of those who are in flesh & blood are idols as well … the world turn into something really, really bad … Omen …

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That’s true, we have all sorts of idols made of flesh and blood.

      Rock stars and various entertainers for example.

      And someday the ultimate flesh and blood idol… the Antichrist.

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