Michelangelo’s Dream of Bogey and Bacall

March 27, 2021 at 10:34 pm (Detective story, Entertainment, Film, History, Humour, Poetry, Romance, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a dream where he was playing Humphrey Bogart’s character of Philip Marlowe and having an encounter with Lauren Bacall.

After waking up, he decided to write a narrative poem about his dream.

He went over to his waterproof laptop to start writing but then decided to use his recently bought old vintage Underwood typewriter that had been custom refurbished to work underwater.

Grabbing some waterproof sheets of paper, he inserted them into his waterproof old vintage Underwood typewriter and started typing the poem.

Bogey and Bacall: Philip Marlowe’s Right On The Ball
A narrative poem
By Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster
Narrated in the First Person
By Philip Marlowe
(As played by Humphrey Bogart)

So I had come home after a hard day on the case
Rather difficult to try to sleep on a case of bourbon
I did do some work on that other case
Trying to find Max Spellbein’s younger daughter
Where do younger daughters hang out these days anyways?

I went down to Frankie’s Jazz Cafe
The Pink Flamingo Lounge
And even The Silverstar Nightclub
No sign of her.

I even went down to the bus depot and the shipyard
Her ship must have sailed when my bus came in
Does that make any sense?
Probably not.
Difficult to make sense
When one’s mind is adrift
In a sea of bourbon.

I lit a cigarette
Put it in my mouth
And made a silent prayer
That this combination of alcohol and flame
Didn’t send me up like a rocket on New Year’s Eve.

I thought I heard piano music coming from my piano
Which was strange
I rarely play the piano these days
Not since I got my fingers caught in that mousetrap
Under the altar of Saint Ignatius’ Church
When I said to the good priest,
“Pray it again, Sam.”

After sitting in my chair
Looking up at the ceiling
And watching the paint dry
It suddenly hit me
That I hadn’t painted this place in ages
So there was no drying paint to watch

That was definitely music I was hearing
So either someone was playing the piano
Or the angels were calling me

So I walked into the piano room
And there at the piano
Sat Max Spellbein’s elder daughter

Lauren Bacall: Playing the piano and singing, “When smoke gets in your eyes…”

I stood there
Inhaled the air from the open window
And realized I wouldn’t be spending the night alone.

-A narrative poem
and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday March 27th


  1. Kritika said,

    A lot of stuff is waterproof for the writer lobster. 😀

  2. shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

    This sounds very much either like a sake or bourbon song of Frank Sinatra or James Dean. LOL
    I wonder what is the song or poem of Renfield or Dracul Van Helsing drinking some beers or whiskey under the moonlight?

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      LOL ! @ sake or bourbon song of Frank Sinatra or James Dean! 😂

      Yes, I’ll have to write some songs or poems written by Dracul Van Helsing and Renfield drinking beers and whiskey under the moonlight. 😅🤣

      • shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

        Do not forget out Kraken who peed in the sea and all went black! That was after he drunk all of Dracul’s self-made Mar’s Beers! LOL And the otters brothers of out Master Dragon Daniel as well!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Ah yes, the black pee peeing Kraken! 🐙🕶 🤣

        Yes, the self-made Mars beers 👽🍻🍺 and the beer-drinking otters 🍻 of Daniel. 😂😅🤣

  3. Dawn Renee said,

    “Pray it again, Sam.” : )

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