Fascism In Montreal

April 15, 2021 at 10:31 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , )

Last week members of Montreal’s Fascist Police Department had raided an AirB&B rented by a news crew from Rebel News an indepedent news media outlet in Canada.

They arrested one of the reporters and harrassed the rest.

Rebel News’ crime?

They had dared to report on the draconian lockdown in the province of Quebec.

Quebec had always had a quasi-Fascist to outright Fascist outlook in its provincial psyche.

Quebec’s long serving Union Nationale Premier Maurice Duplessis had certainly embodied it.

Communist bonehead Justin’s father Pierre Elliot Trudeau certainly embodied it when he used to wear a Swastika emblazoned Prussian military helmet to ride a motorcycle around the streets of Montreal while draft dodging military service in Canada’s Armed Forces to avoid fighting Fascism and Nazism over in Europe.

And now the Montreal Police Service raid on Canada’s Rebel News independent news media team.

Montreal Police officers had told Rebel News reporters that they were “Jew media” since Ezra Isaac Levant the CEO and head of Rebel News was Jewish.

Broadcasting from the invisible dirigible airship The Claude Rains and Lamont Cranston Project One on his way to Montreal, British MP Renfield R. Renfield told the world, “Unlike Claude Rains’ character of Police Captain Louis Renault in Casablanca who threw the bottle of Vichy Water into the garbage can, Montreal police actually drink the Vichy Water and toast the Vichy regime.”

The invisible dirigible airship The Claude Rains and Lamont Cranston Project One having now arrived over Montreal, Renfield’s crew dumped buckets of Ottawa bull and cow manure on every Montreal Police vehicle and police station they came across.

Pope Francis was in his study at the Vatican in Rome reading a dispatch from the Archdiocese of Montreal on how manure seemed to be falling from the sky on top of Montreal Police vehicles and police stations.

Pope Francis turned around behind him and looked at the painting of a nude gay looking Jesus embracing and kissing the body of the recently self-hanged Judas Iscariot that was on the wall behind the pontiff’s desk.

Francis had recently told Italian news media that this was one of his favourite paintings.

Francis looked at the painting and wondered with reports of manure falling from the skies on Montreal police, “What would Judas do?”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday April 15th


  1. Kritika said,

    ‘Ottawa bull and cow manure ‘ this must be fun to watch. Hehe

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