Kraken Cravin’ Bacon

April 18, 2021 at 10:38 pm (Comedy, Entertainment, Humour, Poetry) (, , , , , , )

There once was a kraken
Who had a cravin’ for bacon
He crawled on to shore
While temperatures did soar
And ended up on the beach- a bakin’

-A limerick written by Christopher
Sunday April 18th 2021


  1. Jo said,

    So the kraken became bacon. ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. Seoul Sister said,

    Love the limerick and the photo fits perfectly

  3. Kritika said,

    Hahaha poor Kraken now bacon.

  4. shั”rrรญั” dั” vฮฑlั”rรญฮฑ said,

    Oh, no!
    Hope that is not our Kraken.
    Medusa will toast the whole sea if she finds out.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Very true, Sherry.

      Medusa will toast the whole sea if she finds out that’s our Kraken.

      A post-script to this limerick is the Kraken was treated in the hospital for sunburn and released after a few days.

      He bought a BLT sandwich from Wendy’s restaurant before heading back to the ocean.

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