Kraken Cravin’ Bacon

April 18, 2021 at 10:38 pm (Comedy, Entertainment, Humour, Poetry) (, , , , , , )

There once was a kraken
Who had a cravin’ for bacon
He crawled on to shore
While temperatures did soar
And ended up on the beach- a bakin’

-A limerick written by Christopher
Sunday April 18th 2021

16 Comments

  1. Jo said,

    April 18, 2021 at 11:15 pm

    So the kraken became bacon. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Reply

  2. Seoul Sister said,

    April 18, 2021 at 11:49 pm

    Love the limerick and the photo fits perfectly

    Reply

  3. Kritika said,

    April 19, 2021 at 1:33 am

    Hahaha poor Kraken now bacon.

    Reply

  4. shั”rrรญั” dั” vฮฑlั”rรญฮฑ said,

    April 21, 2021 at 4:02 am

    Oh, no!
    Hope that is not our Kraken.
    Medusa will toast the whole sea if she finds out.

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    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      April 21, 2021 at 12:36 pm

      Very true, Sherry.

      Medusa will toast the whole sea if she finds out that’s our Kraken.

      A post-script to this limerick is the Kraken was treated in the hospital for sunburn and released after a few days.

      He bought a BLT sandwich from Wendy’s restaurant before heading back to the ocean.

      Reply

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