Kraken Cravin’ Bacon
There once was a kraken
Who had a cravin’ for bacon
He crawled on to shore
While temperatures did soar
And ended up on the beach- a bakin’
-A limerick written by Christopher
Sunday April 18th 2021
April 18, 2021 at 10:38 pm (Comedy, Entertainment, Humour, Poetry) (Deep Sea, It Came From Beneath The Sea, Kraken, limerick, poem, Sudden Culinary Cravings, The Kraken)
There once was a kraken
Who had a cravin’ for bacon
He crawled on to shore
While temperatures did soar
And ended up on the beach- a bakin’
-A limerick written by Christopher
Sunday April 18th 2021
Jo said,
April 18, 2021 at 11:15 pm
So the kraken became bacon. ๐
Dracul Van Helsing said,
April 18, 2021 at 11:35 pm
Exactly. ๐
Seoul Sister said,
April 18, 2021 at 11:49 pm
Love the limerick and the photo fits perfectly
Dracul Van Helsing said,
April 19, 2021 at 12:28 pm
Thank you so much, Judy. ๐
Seoul Sister said,
April 20, 2021 at 10:27 am
Youโre welcome, Christopher ๐โฃ๏ธ
Dracul Van Helsing said,
April 20, 2021 at 12:26 pm
๐
Kritika said,
April 19, 2021 at 1:33 am
Hahaha poor Kraken now bacon.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
April 19, 2021 at 12:30 pm
Yes, the poor Kraken is having a really bad day today. ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐โก๐
Kritika said,
April 20, 2021 at 5:27 am
๐ Hahaha deciphered the emojis.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
April 20, 2021 at 12:28 pm
Yes, the kraken’s sad tale told in non-Egyptian hieroglyphic pictographs. ๐
Kritika said,
April 20, 2021 at 11:54 pm
Hahaha
Dracul Van Helsing said,
April 21, 2021 at 1:06 pm
๐
shัrrรญั dั vฮฑlัrรญฮฑ said,
April 21, 2021 at 4:02 am
Oh, no!
Hope that is not our Kraken.
Medusa will toast the whole sea if she finds out.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
April 21, 2021 at 12:36 pm
Very true, Sherry.
Medusa will toast the whole sea if she finds out that’s our Kraken.
A post-script to this limerick is the Kraken was treated in the hospital for sunburn and released after a few days.
He bought a BLT sandwich from Wendy’s restaurant before heading back to the ocean.
shัrrรญั dั vฮฑlัrรญฮฑ said,
April 22, 2021 at 3:03 am
That kraken better had those green cheese from King Kraken himself in his sandwich.
It heals faster! LOL
Dracul Van Helsing said,
April 22, 2021 at 3:33 pm
Yes, the King Kraken’s green cheese is a great healing substance.
His black coloured pee not so much. ๐ ๐