Helios and Clymene

April 20, 2021 at 10:38 pm (Mythology, Poetry) (, , , )

Helios drove his sun chariot across the sky
And in one mystical magic moment
Clouds and ocean waves seemed to embrace
Ocean nymphs danced around Helios’ chariot
Cupid having shot an arrow into Helios
Now proceeded to shoot one into the ocean nymph Clymene
And Helios and Clymene would wed
A magical mystical moment
Depicted in marble on a conch shell
The artist unknown
Perhaps some Pygmalion like figure who lost his Galatea
And a mermaid gave him this gift in return
And as his gift to the world
This work of art.

-A poem written by Christopher
Tuesday April 20th 2021

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Dr. Fauci and Maxine Waters Are Safe Since Dr. Hannibal Lecter Doesn’t Eat Vegetables

April 19, 2021 at 10:36 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was once again filling in for another BBC news announcer who was killed in the Neo-Bolshevik Communist Civil War going on between Neo-Stalinists and Neo-Trotskyites in the BBC Newsroom.

As usual Renfield was adding his own personal flourish and commentary.

Read Renfield, “And in other news, the U.S. mainstream news media’s most glorified idiot Dr. Anthony Fauci told a CNN interviewer yesterday that the cause of the Cornona virus was not the CCP’s Wuhan Institute of Virology but the fact that 45% of Republicans polled said that they would not take the vaccine.
So here we have an example of Fauci showing his partisanship (he is a U.S. Democrat Party member) and a rather mysterious case of time travel.
Rather than the CCP’s Wuhan Institute of Virology releasing the virus from its lab (whether intentional or accidental) it was the fact that a future poll showed that 45% of U.S. Republicans would not take the vaccine for the virus that caused the virus to spread from the lab to the city of Wuhan itself.
Which caused the CCP’s puppets on the executive of WHO to release the ludicrous cover story at the beginning of all this mess that the virus originated from sale of bats in a Wuhan wet market.
A cover story which lead to an increase in prejudice and hatred against Asians and violent attacks on Asians in North America throughout the past year.
Last Thursday, Dr. Fauci was asked at a U.S. Congressional hearing under questioning from Republican Congressman Jim Jordan of Ohio as to what was the possible timeline for the end of the pandemic.
Rather than answer the question, Fauci blathered about everything under the sun except answering the question.
When he was interruped by Rep. Jordan and asked to answer the question, Fauci lost his cool and insulted and personally attacked Rep. Jordan.
Fauci, who has his ass regularly kissed by the mainstream news media, Democrats and unfunny but politically correct late night so-called comedy show hosts, does not like not having his ass appropriately venerated and kissed.
Hence the nasty exchange between both men.
At one point during the melee, Communist demagogue and loudmouth despot Rep. Maxine Waters (who most likely probably got her start in public life by serving on the jury that acquitted O.J. Simpson of murder charges at his criminal trial in California) told Rep. Jordan to “shut up”.
Now Communist demagogue and loudmouth despot Maxine Waters may have put the trial of George Floyd’s killer Officer Derek Chauvin in jeopardy.
The Minneapolis judge in Chauvin’s trial says Rep. Waters’ inflammatory comments on the trial and its possible outcome may be grounds for an appeal of the trial’s verdict.
Christ once spoke this proverb, “Physician heal thyself.”
So I say unto Rep. Maxine Waters (who is more concerned with setting up a USSR 2.0 in America nicknamed the Coviet Union rather than truly fighting for racial justice), “Shut up.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday April 19th
2021.

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Kraken Cravin’ Bacon

April 18, 2021 at 10:38 pm (Comedy, Entertainment, Humour, Poetry) (, , , , , , )

There once was a kraken
Who had a cravin’ for bacon
He crawled on to shore
While temperatures did soar
And ended up on the beach- a bakin’

-A limerick written by Christopher
Sunday April 18th 2021

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Of Castros and Other Despots

April 17, 2021 at 10:58 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

It was 60 years ago today that the American CIA’s poorly planned and thoroughly botched Bay of Pigs invasion of Cuba took place.

The plan was to drive the Castro Communist government of Cuba out of power.

The Communists are still in power in Cuba today.

And today the American CIA itself (along with the rest of the American Deep State) is now crawling from top to bottom with Neo-Bolshevik Communist ideologues.

Raul Castro the former President of Cuba (and successor to Fidel Castro) used the 60th anniversary of the Bay of Pigs invasion to announce his resignation as leader of Cuba’s Communist Party today.

-Renfield R. Renfield British MP doing his Saturday night podcast from Lord Horatio Nelson’s column atop London’s Trafalgar Square.

. . .

The Bay of Pigs invasion is not the only anniversary to be noted on this April 17th 2021.

It was 39 years ago today on April 17th 1982 that Her Majesty Elizabeth II in her role as Queen of the Dominion of Canada signed into law in Ottawa the new Canadian Constitution that included the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms.

Today if you click on the link to the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms at the Government of Canada website, a message pops up that the link to this page you’re looking for is now broken.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Last night Ontario Premier (and for all intensive purposes absolute Fascist dictator) Doug Ford the leader of Canada’s largest province announced the most draconian lockdown measures ever.

Police would be allowed to arbitrarily stop any pedestrian walking the streets or any person driving a vehicle and ask them for their ID papers with home address as well as an explanation of why they’ve left their homes.

Roadblocks and checkpoints had also been set up on Ontario’s borders with the provinces of Manitoba and Quebec to turn back any person deemed unfit to enter the province.

After making the announcement the words I AM AN APOSTLE OF THE ANTICHRIST suddenly appeared written in black and red felt ink on Doug Ford’s forehead and a Lake Ontario Beach Rubbish Cream Pie was thrown in his face by an invisible entity (identified as a 6 foot 8 tall purple coloured bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears according to a Harvey Wallbanger drinking bystander).

Today Ford announced he was dropping giving police the powers to arbitrarily ask someone for their ID papers and home address and an explanation of why they were outside their homes after an outcry from Ontario’s civil libertarian leaders (of which there were not too many in the Ontario of the Great Reset).

However Ford did offer a caveat “unless police suspected the person might possibly be attending a mass social gathering”.

Given the Nazi Gestapo like mentality or Neo-Bolshevik Communist secret police like mentality of many police officers in Canada (to say nothing of the rest of the Western world), that caveat would be enough to give any power hungry corrupt cop (of which there are far too many in Canada and the Western world) the legal cover he needed to persecute and harass somebody he didn’t like the look of or just didn’t like for whatever reason.

-Renfield R. Renfield British MP broadcasting from above the Canadian High Commission in London, England.

. . .

Prince Philip’s funeral was held at St. George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle today.

As the day gave way to night, the London-based ancient Egyptian vampire Set stood on the grounds of Windsor Castle and paid his respects from a distance.

Set had met the Duke of Edinburgh on a few occasions.

Meanwhile far off in the Canadian province of Alberta, a trio of deities were having a bit of fun.

Thor, Loki and a robotic falcon possessed by the spirit of the Egyptian god Horus had kidnapped a statue of a white unicorn from the small village of Delia, Alberta.

For the past two years, Morgan the Mystical Unicorn had stood in front of an arts and crafts shop in the small village of 215 people.

Then a couple of nights ago, the white unicorn (made of stainless steel) had been stolen.

Today it had been found in a farmer’s field not far from the village.

Its horn had been hammered off and then fitted upside down into the horse’s head.

A cruel thing to do to a statue of a unicorn.

A woman named Delia (she was in fact the Greek goddess Artemis whose epithet Delia meant “Woman born on the island of Delos”) was sure that the three deities’ abduction and smashing and inverting of the horn inside the head of Morgan the Magical Mystical Unicorn was directed at her.

In the form of a message.

A message directed against her.

And somehow connected with the funeral of Philip (since Philip had also been the name of the father of the Macedonian Greek king Alexander the Great).

And the unicorn (along with the lion) had been longstanding symbols of the British monarchy to be found on their coat of arms.

And somehow this tied in with “the little horn of the Book of Daniel” (Daniel Chapter 8 which was seen as a prototype of the Antichrist).

Already Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol was using an Oxford cryptographer to deciper the message the whole Morgan the Mystical Unicorn abduction from the village of Delia and the horn smashing and inversion intended to convey.

The Greek goddess Artemis: Whose epithet is Delia.

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Anna’s Song

April 16, 2021 at 10:11 pm (Short Story) (, )

Anna stood at the open window of the balcony of her palatial country home that overlooked Buffalo Lake in the distance.

The writer of mystery novels sat there in the chair looking at the backwards silhouette of Anna in her seemingly transparent white gown.

Her left hand rested on the side of the Mediterranean blue window pane and her right hand rested on a wicker chair covered in a drape painted in a Japanese style nature scene.

“Very beautiful,” Anna remarked as she gazed at the scene, “Beautiful and tranquil.”

“It is,” mystery writer Adam Hawkins agreed as he sipped his tea.

“I suppose you will use such a beautiful scene as the setting for your next mystery novel,” Anna turned and faced him, “Its beauty and tranquility will be shattered by some gruesome crime.”

“No,” Adam put down his cup of tea, “I don’t think I will use this beautiful scene as inspiration for a mystery novel.”

“What then?” Anna asked.

“I’m thinking of switching genres,” Adam looked at her.

“To which genre?” Anna wanted to know.

“Romance,” Adam answered.

They kissed and embraced while in a tree down by the lake a thrush burst into song.

-A short story written by Christopher
Friday April 16th 2021.

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Fascism In Montreal

April 15, 2021 at 10:31 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , )

Last week members of Montreal’s Fascist Police Department had raided an AirB&B rented by a news crew from Rebel News an indepedent news media outlet in Canada.

They arrested one of the reporters and harrassed the rest.

Rebel News’ crime?

They had dared to report on the draconian lockdown in the province of Quebec.

Quebec had always had a quasi-Fascist to outright Fascist outlook in its provincial psyche.

Quebec’s long serving Union Nationale Premier Maurice Duplessis had certainly embodied it.

Communist bonehead Justin’s father Pierre Elliot Trudeau certainly embodied it when he used to wear a Swastika emblazoned Prussian military helmet to ride a motorcycle around the streets of Montreal while draft dodging military service in Canada’s Armed Forces to avoid fighting Fascism and Nazism over in Europe.

And now the Montreal Police Service raid on Canada’s Rebel News independent news media team.

Montreal Police officers had told Rebel News reporters that they were “Jew media” since Ezra Isaac Levant the CEO and head of Rebel News was Jewish.

Broadcasting from the invisible dirigible airship The Claude Rains and Lamont Cranston Project One on his way to Montreal, British MP Renfield R. Renfield told the world, “Unlike Claude Rains’ character of Police Captain Louis Renault in Casablanca who threw the bottle of Vichy Water into the garbage can, Montreal police actually drink the Vichy Water and toast the Vichy regime.”

The invisible dirigible airship The Claude Rains and Lamont Cranston Project One having now arrived over Montreal, Renfield’s crew dumped buckets of Ottawa bull and cow manure on every Montreal Police vehicle and police station they came across.

Pope Francis was in his study at the Vatican in Rome reading a dispatch from the Archdiocese of Montreal on how manure seemed to be falling from the sky on top of Montreal Police vehicles and police stations.

Pope Francis turned around behind him and looked at the painting of a nude gay looking Jesus embracing and kissing the body of the recently self-hanged Judas Iscariot that was on the wall behind the pontiff’s desk.

Francis had recently told Italian news media that this was one of his favourite paintings.

Francis looked at the painting and wondered with reports of manure falling from the skies on Montreal police, “What would Judas do?”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday April 15th
2021.

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Renfield Encounters Nazi Gestapo Canadian Police At Grace Life Church In Spruce Grove Alberta

April 14, 2021 at 10:45 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Espionage, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield flew across the Pacific Ocean from Xi Jinping’s Communist China to Justin Trudeau’s Communist Canada in the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s invisible dirigible airship The Claude Rains and Lamont Cranston Project One.

He’d be making a few stops in North America before heading out across the Atlantic back to Boris Johnson’s increasingly zombie nosferatu Britain.

His first stop was at the Grace Life Church in Spruce Grove, Alberta, Canada which last week was raided and closed by Nazi Gestapo members of the RCMP who put up a fence around the building and property blocking access to the pastors and congregation.

When last Sunday supporters of Grace Life Church and supporters of religious liberty and freedom to worship gathered outside the fenced enclave, a task force made up of 200 armed and psycho stormtroopers of a Nazi Gestapo joint unit of RCMP and Edmonton Police Service entered the premises.

The head of the task force was codenamed Himmler Zimmer.

Which was all right as far as he was concerned.

Since he was a big fan of Nazi SS head Heinrich Himmler.

Just as the Church in 1933-45 Germany was required to worship Der Fuhrer Adolf Hitler in precedence over Jesus Christ, so the Church in 2020-2021 Canada and possibly into the Great Reset beyond was required to worship the Holy, Blessed and Eternal Covid-19 virus in precedence over Jesus Christ.

Churches and congregations who refused were to be crushed with the full armed might of the state with their pastors jailed and congregational members persecuted.

Himmler Zimmer went and relieved himself at what was the former altar of the now closed church.

When he returned to his office (formerly the pastor’s office) he was shocked to see a stranger sitting at his desk (formerly the pastor’s desk).

“Who the Hell are you?” Himmler Zimmer demanded to know.

The stranger kicked Zimmer in the balls and answered, “The name is Renfield. Renfield R. … Renfield.”

Zimmer got up off the floor rubbing his small testicles and said, “Aren’t you that British MP who’s the epitome of political incorrectness?”.

“I am,” Renfield nodded and helped himself to Himmler Zimmer’s last 3 dozen Tim Horton’s donuts from a box of 3 dozen Tim Horton’s donuts.

Himmler Zimmer’s cloudy expression clouded over even more when he saw his donuts being eaten.

“How did the Hell did you manage to enter these premises without being seen?” Zimmer demanded to know.

“I flew over and entered in an invisible dirigible airship,” Renfield poured a dozen creams and a dozen cartons of sugar into Himmler Zimmer’s large pot of coffee and drank it all.

Himmler Zimmer’s increasingly cloudy expression clouded over even more when he saw his entire pot of coffee drunken.

“Well, you’ll have a lot of trouble leaving,” Zimmer grinned fiendishly.

“I think not,” Renfield licked all the icing off his donut laced fingers leaving a raised middle finger in Himmler Zimmer’s direction, “I have my personal British Army Brigade of Gurkhas with me. They move so swiftly and so stealthily, one would almost think them invisible.”

“I find that very hard to believe,” Zimmer laughed.

He suddenly gasped.

For within seconds, he found that his pants had been pulled down and he was now wearing women’s panties.

A police sargeant entered his office and saluted, “Commander Zimmer. All of the members of this Nazi Gestapo Police Task Force have had their pants pulled down and have now ended up wearing women’s panties.”

The phone on the desk rang.

Renfield handed him the receiver.

“I imagine it’s probably for you,” Renfield began eating a BLT sandwich.

“Yes Cpl. Dan-o, what is it?” Zimmer asked.

“Commander Zimmer,” Cpl. Dan-o’s panicked voice could be heard, “All of the bull dyke lesbian blowhard members of this Nazi Gestapo Task Force have suddenly found themselves wearing women’s panties. They’re wondering if this is intended as a personal insult against the members of the LGBTQ2s+ (and further letters and numbers and signs and counting coming soon to a bastion of annoying political correctness near you) community. They’re already bellowing and mooing their anger in the background.”

Sounds of angry bellowing and mooing could be heard in the background.

“Boxer shorts them, Dan-o,” Himmler Zimmer ordered and slammed the phone down.

He looked at his chair (formerly the pastor’s chair).

He noticed that Renfield was missing.

And so was his last BLT sandwich.

An invisible airship dirigible was now headed towards the Alberta-Saskatchewan border.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday April 14th
2021

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Mei-ling Manchu and A Clockwork Orange

April 13, 2021 at 10:41 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had met vampiress Mei-ling Manchu yesterday at the Green Dragon and Shamrock B. And B. (Bed and Breakfast) in Beijing, China.

There Renfield had given Mei-ling Manchu the bomb that Set Enterprises’ chief acientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher had invented and designed to kill Communist China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping.

The bomb was called A Clockwork Orange and it was a cuckoo clock made out of mandarin oranges.

When the orange clock timed and chimed the hour, a cuckoo bird bearing the head of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau emerged from the top part of the clock and said “Cuckoo! Cuckoo!”.

The bottom sides of the cuckoo clock would open immediately afterwards and a medieval knight who looked like a young Malcolm McDowell (as the British actor would have looked in about 1971) would then chase a figure of the despotic Holy Roman Emperor Frederick II around until he finally beheaded him.

When this happened, the cuckoo bird with Justin Trudeau’s head would emerge from the top part of the clock for one final “Cuckoo!” before Justin’s head would fall on to the track below where a train blowing “Choo! Choo!” would run over his head.

The whole complex scenario with cast of characters would be played all over again an hour later when the orange clock timed and chimed the next hour.

The idea and inspiration for the clock had come from the dazzling imagination of Renfield R. Renfield himself although the mechanisms for the clock (made out of a particularly hard variety of Dr. Cadbury Rocher developed mandarin oranges) were made by Dr. Rocher.

The Clockwork Orange device itself had been fitted with an unusual tracking mechanism designed to detect the particular individual DNA of Xi Jinping himself within a distance of one foot.

The device would then go off as a bomb killing Xi instantly.

In the meantime, other people could enjoy the splendid mechanisms and unique mechanical performances hour upon the hour of the Clockwork Orange contraption until such time as it wound up in the presence of Xi.

Then it would be like that old 1960s TV commercial for a now defunct brand of toilet paper called Zee in which children’s voices at the end of the commercial said, “Mommy, there’s no more Zee.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday April 13th
2021.

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Mei-ling Manchu At The Green Dragon and Shamrock B and B In Beijing

April 12, 2021 at 10:59 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Romance, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Vampiress Mei-ling Manchu waiting outside the Green Dragon and Shamrock B and B in Beijing

Vampiress Mei-ling Manchu was waiting outside the Green Dragon and Shamrock B and B (Bed and Breakfast) in Beijing.

Mei-ling Manchu had once been a loyal follower of the CCP (Chinese Communist Party).

But during the last decade she had come to realize that the CCP had only increasd misery not alleviated it.

For the real purpose of the CCP had been, like that of Communist parties everywhere, to crush the human soul.

Having once been a dialectical materialist, she had not believed in the existence of the human soul.

But in the dissidents she had occasionally met over the years, those dissidents who had stood up against the CCP regime in Beijing, she had come to realize that the human soul and the human spirit did exist in those dissidents.

Those who continued to follow the regime, followed its despotic decrees day by day and meekly accepted the CCP’s diabolic Social Credit score were allowing their souls day by day to die little by little.

Until one day their souls were no more.

And they were just human fleshed cogs in a CCP machine who’d one day be replaced by robot cogs in the machine as the Transhumanism of the new Xi Jinping inspired CCP Transhumanism and the Transhumanism of the western globalist technocratic Fascism of the capitalist West merged into one.

What was killing the souls of the once great Chinese people was now killing the souls of people across the globe.

For lockdowns and isolation and the creation of a two-tiered system of people via vaccine passports was spreading throughout the world.

And most did not resist.

For their souls had been killed by the diabolical dialectic materialism of monopolistic capitalism with its greed and avarice (what Saint Paul had dubbed “the love of money” which the Apostle had further noted was “the root of all evil”).

Like Esau in the Bible who had sold his inheritance for a bowl of pottage, so the peoples of the West had sold their inheritance (their souls) for a bowl of pottage (whatever little bits of slop their globalist technocratic masters threw at them as long as they kept on their masks, practiced their social distancing and continued their OCD continuous handwashing).

The Green Dragon and Shamrock B. and B. in Beijing was owned by Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun.

He had been granted permission to open this B. and B. by Chinese Premier Chou En-lai back in the early 1970s.

As David Cheung the owner of Edmonton’s Pearl River Restaurant had once told a young University student (today a Calgary based geopolitical analyst friend of Renfield) that when Chou died “the people of China wept both in public and in private but when Mao died they wept in public but not in private”).

The inference being that Chou did have the interests of the Chinese people at heart even though he had mistakenly chosen the philosophy of Marxism-Leninism to bring about a better society.

While Mao did not have the interests of the Chinese people at heart.

He was a megalomaniac who craved power for power’s sake.

Just like today Xi Jinping was a 2nd Mao Tse-tung.

Chou and Yaldabaoth had once made their own recipe a Peking Duck Irish Stew together and Chou had let Yaldabaoth have this property as his reward.

And today Mei-ling Manchu was meeting British MP Renfield R. Renfield at the Green Dragon and Shamrock B. and B. to put the final touches on their plan to kill Xi Jinping.

Renfield, who had disappeared from public sight in Britain last week, had in fact been flying the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s invisible dirigible airship The Claude Rains and Lamont Cranston Project One over to China.

Renfield and Mei-ling greeted one another with a hug and a kiss and then went into the B. and B.

“Mei-ling,” Renfield inquired, “Sherrielock Holmes was telling me about anassignment she had once done for Britain’s MI-6. The matter apparently involved then California U.S. Republican Senatorial candidate Richard M. Nixon and yourself. She had hired a Los Angeles private eye Carson Cody Albion to see what was going on. Apparently Albion discovered that you had failed in your attempt to seduce Nixon.”

“I did not fail,” Mei-ling said, “It turns out that Nixon, despite his many faults, was at least loyal and faithful to his wife which is not true of most male politicians of whatever political stripe in the U.S.A.”.

“So you got nothing out of your encounter?” Renfield sipped his cup of green tea.

“I did hypnotize him with a Ming dynasty pocket watch- the first pocket watch ever invented,” Mei-ling noted, “I said whenever he heard a German wearing glasses singing the Bob Hope song Thanks For The Memories, then he was to open up diplomatic relations with the government of the People’s Republic of China. One of our operatives Ho Babylon Minh hypnotized Dr. Henry Kissinger via use of a blow job to sing the Bob Hope song Thanks For The Memories at a White House gala in early 1971. That set everything in motion. Nixon in a live TV address on July 15th 1971 announced that he would be visiting the People’s Republic of China.”

As Mei-ling Manchu tossed a 1000-Year-Old egg into a nearby garbage can, Renfield wondered to himself, “I wonder who got the best end of the stick? Nixon or Kissinger?”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday April 12th
2021.

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Just Another Day In Paradise

April 11, 2021 at 10:21 pm (Detective story, Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mystery, News, Poetry, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

“I didn’t expect you to be back so soon,” the woman smiled at Carson Cody Albion Private Eye as she sat on the stairs leading up to his apartment.

The year was 1950.
“Do I know you?”
Albion inquired
After the woman greeted him on the stairs.

“Sadly, we’ve never met before,” the woman continued to smile at him.
“Are you a widow?” Albion asked her, “I notice you’re wearing a black dress and a black veil.”
“I am wearing what you say,” she continued to smile, “But I’m also wearing white flowers in my hair.”
“And wearing a smile,” Albion noted.
“That too,” the woman laughed.
“So you’re not a recent widow?” Albion asked.
“I am a recent widow,” the woman nodded, “but only in the stage play I’m acting in. I murdered my husband. I am a villainess… in the play.”

“Oh,” was Albion’s response as he rolled himself a cigarette.
“I walked direcly from the playhouse to here without stopping to change,” the woman explained.
“And who are you in real life?” Albion asked.
“My name is Sherrielock Holmes,” the woman answered.
“The name sounds familiar,” Albion lit his cigarette.
“Sherlock Holmes was my twin brother,” the woman lifted her veil and accepted a cigarette from Albion.
“But he’s dead and he’d be almost 100 if he was alive and…” Albion did not finish the sentence.
“I’m alive and I’m immortal,” the woman accepted a light.
“That explains everything,” Albion blew out the match.

“It does,” Sherrielock smiled.
“Do you wish to hire me?” Albion sat on a step below her.
“I do,” Sherrielock smiled.
“For what purpose?” Albion wanted to know.
“To investigate Richard M. Nixon,” Sherrielock answered.
“The presumed Republican Party candidate for U.S. Senator from California this year?” Albion took a bottle of bourbon from his coat pocket and took a sip.
“Yes,” Sherrielock nodded.
“Why?” Albion wanted to know.
“To see why Mei-ling Manchu is interested in him,” Sherrielock raised the hem of her skirt.
“Mei-ling Manchu?” Albion blew smoke rings.
“She’s a vampiress and a member of the CCP,” Sherrielock stated.
“CCP?” Albion was quizzical.
“Chinese Communist Party,” Sherrielock smiled, “Not Coca-Cola Playtime.”
“That’s good,” Albion raised his fedora, “Because I hear Nixon drinks Pepsi.”
“And here I was going to offer Tahiti Treat,” Sherrielock laughed.
“What’s Tahiti Treat?” Albion wasn’t familiar with that beverage.

“Well,” Sherrielock spoke breathlessly, “Why don’t we go up to your apartment and I’ll show you?”.
“Now there’s an offer I can’t refuse,” said Albion.

A young actor named Marlon Brando cast a glance up the stairwell.

Now there was a line he’d like to be able to use someday or a line like it.

-A Carson Cody Albion narrative poem
and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday April 11th
2021.

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