Andrea Angelicus

May 6, 2021 at 10:23 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Andrea Angelicus sitting in the back yard of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s colossal West London Estate.

Dracul Van Helsing saw the vision as he entered the backyard gardens of the Set Manor Estates.

He had received a phone call last night from Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol.

There was apparently a woman travelling all across Europe not wearing a mask (much to the chagrin of Neo-Bolshevik Communist authorities and Neo-Fascist authorities everywhere).

She would appear and then vanish (literally).

She’d show up in various countries with no record of her having passed border patrols.

Cardinal Gianfranco Ravasi the President of the Pontifical Council For Culture wondered if the woman had been vaccinated.

He only wondered for a moment and then returned to his present study of wondering whether the woman with the rodent tail who appeared in David Bowie’s last music video Lazarus was a Jungian collective unconscious predictive archetype of what the women in the post-Covid new reality will look like.

Ravasi had been influenced by both David Bowie and Aleister Crowley in his personal thought and philosophy.

That’s why his Pontifical Council For Culture was one of the sponsors of the Mind, Soul and Body Virtual Health Conference going on at the Vatican this week where such non-luminaries as Dr. Anthony Fauci (who might best be described as the Coronavirus on steroids) and Chelsea Clinton (the Church of Satan member and daughter of a disgraced former U.S. President and a warmongering former U.S. Secretary of State) were among the leading dignitaries and speakers at the Conference.

Whitstable said that the talk among gypsies throughout Europe (with whom Whitstable kept in constant contact) was that this Andrea Angelicus was known to them as the Phoenix Woman.

Saying there are legends of her having been born from the ashes of a Phoenix.

Anyhow Whitstable was wanting to make contact with the Phoenix Woman and one of his gypsy informants said that she would meet with a friend of Whitstable but not Whitstable personally.

She was wanting no contact with representatives of international organizations.

Whitstable had phoned his friend Van Helsing and Van Helsing had agreed to meet her.

“Andrea Angelicus I presume?” Van Helsing addressed the woman.

The woman in the elegant white gown turned and looked at Van Helsing and smiled, “I am. You are Van Helsing I presume?”.

“I am,” the vampire hunter nodded, “Dracul Van Helsing.”

“This is a very beautiful piece of luminous purple, white and blue crystals that Mr. Set has on this table,” Andrea Angelicus pointed.

“It is,” Van Helsing agreed, “From those days in the late 1980s when he was going through his Shirley MacLaine, J.Z. Knight and Ramtha phase. A phase that mercifully did not last long. It ended after his sister and sister-in-law the Paris based Egyptian vampiress Isis quite literally dropped a ton of bricks on his head. Athelstan his butler and valet said that he had never seen a chimney and fireplace put to better use.”

“I would like you to accompany me to another garden,” Andrea Angelicus stood up.

“Another garden?” Van Helsing was curious.

“Yes, a drive in the country,” Andrea Angelicus smiled, “To an English country garden.”

“And what pray tell shall we find in that English country garden?” Van Helsing asked.

An English country garden where the sounds of La Marseillaise could be heard playing on the estate manor piano but not the sounds of Tchaikovsky’s War of 1812 Overture.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday May 6th


  1. Judy Kim said,

    I love this “ “From those days in the late 1980s when he was going through his Shirley MacLaine, J.Z. Knight and Ramtha phase. A phase that mercifully did not last long.” ❣️😂🤣

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you, Judy. ❣

      Yes, mercifully it was a phase that didn’t last very long. 🤣😅

      That’s why Deepak Chopra, Dr. Oz and Aerosmith’s Joe Perry are promoting to see those days come back again at the Vatican’s Mind, Soul and Body Virtual Health Conference this week.

      They want to be able to sing in the words of Karen Carpenter, “But they’re back again just like a long lost friend…”

      They were sorry to see those days go the first time.

      It looks like a lot more and a lot stronger bricks will be called for in the case of the Vatican Health Summit participants. 🤣😅😂

      • Judy Kim said,

        OMG, the Vatican is totally pagan, not trying to disguise it at all anymore. What a hilarious group, Aerosmith/Dr Oz (hate him) and know it all, Deepak Chopra. I’m going to write about how paganism via Catholicism is represented symbolically. There’s amazing information that I found connecting astrology with Christianity. Blew my mind.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, Pope Francis has thrown the last thin veneer of Christianity off Vatican walls and is openly embracing paganism.

        I remember there was a Dominican monk back in the early 1990s called Matthew Fox who was trying to form a synthesis of Christianity, astrology and paganism together.

        He eventually left the Catholic Church (after he was ordered to undergo a year of silence by John Paul II) and wound up an Episcopalian priest in San Francisco’s Grace Cathedral where he used to conduct what he called “rave Masses” (part rave, part Mass).

        An Episcopal bishop appropriately named William Swing allowed this to go on.

      • Judy Kim said,

        Wow. Great information! SF is such a crazy place! Episcopalians rock out during services, they get drunk and sing loudly. I had to cater an event with them and wow they could party. It was kind of powerful to see drunk people all singing in unison.
        The astrology is in the cathedral sculptures and stained glass and symbolically within the stories. I’m afraid my post will offend Christian people but I mean no offense, it’s just fascinating to me. William Swing? What an appropriate name!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL ! @ drunk people singing in unison in the Episcopal cathedral. 😂🤣😅

        I believe it was a few years ago at Grace Cathedral where they held what was called a Beyonce Mass.

        Where Beyonce was the guest resident High Priestess and instead of singing hymns during the service, they sang Beyonce songs and instead of a Cross on the altar, there was a large photo of Beyonce.

      • Judy Kim said,

        Ha! They were shout-singing, and drinking tons of wine.

        Grace Cathedral did that? Insane! Beyoncé is so satanic, wow. 🤯!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I couldn’t believe it when I first heard the story. 😲

  2. Hyperion said,

    An intriguing story. I’m definitely on the hook to learn what happens next.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you, Daniel.

      I’m glad you enjoyed it.

      My inspiration for the character of Andrea Angelicus came from a Philippina friend of mine sharing with me a painting of a beautiful woman rising from the ashes of a Phoenix.

      • Hyperion said,

        I definitely like the thought of seeing that painting. Great inspiration.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        The painting is in my May 2nd blog post entitled The Phoenix In The Desert Rising From Its Ashes.

      • Hyperion said,

        Thanks Chris. I’ll take a Dragon Taxi over there and check it out.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Thanks, Daniel. 🚕🐉

  3. Kritika said,

    ‘It ended after his sister and sister-in-law the Paris based Egyptian vampiress Isis quite literally dropped a ton of bricks on his head. Athelstan his butler and valet said that he had never seen a chimney and fireplace put to better use.’ A wake up call lols

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