Amadeus and Athelstan Listen To Renfield’s Sunday Night Podcast
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing his usual Sunday night podcast.
His friend Amadeus Emanon and Athelstan (the butler and valet to the London based billiinaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set) were watching and listening to the podcast on their respective mobile devices.
Read Renfield live on air at one point, “And here’s a couple of stories from the world of global military news.
North Korea is starting work on a new program of tactical nuclear weapons. And in the U.S., the U.S. Air Force has announced its plans to set up a Transgender Flying Academy to see how many drag queens they can get into the cockpits of B-52 bombers as quickly as possible.”
At another point, Renfield read, “Did you know that in terms of sheer percentage numbers, Covid-19 has a lower mortality rate than testifying (or threatening to testify) against the Clintons?”.
Renfield finished his podcast on a historical note, “Why was it a crime for President Richard M. Nixon to authorize a wiretap of the Democratic Party Headquarters at the Watergate Hotel but it was perfectly okay for President Barack Obama to wiretap Republicans at Trump Tower?”.
Both Amadeus and Athelstan reflected on the numbers of “woke” people who would wake up outraged by Renfield’s latest podcast.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday May 23rd
2021.
Dracul Van Helsing 
Kritika said,
May 23, 2021 at 11:21 pm
‘U.S. Air Force has announced its plans to set up a Transgender Flying Academy’ I find it disgusting.
‘Did you know that in terms of sheer percentage numbers, Covid-19 has a lower mortality rate than testifying (or threatening to testify) against the Clintons?’ lols
Renfield will be in trouble. hahaha
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 24, 2021 at 1:22 pm
Yes, that’s right, Kritika.
Renfield is in trouble. π ππ€£
Judy Kim said,
May 23, 2021 at 11:47 pm
Obama got away with his crimes just like the Clintons.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 24, 2021 at 1:23 pm
He did, Judy.
Judy Kim said,
May 25, 2021 at 8:39 am
Some think that heβs running a shadow Presidency, since ole Joe Joe is brain dead, the entire Obama staff is now the Biden administration.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 25, 2021 at 1:16 pm
Yes, the inauguration of Joe Biden was the start of Barack Obama’s third term.
Judy Kim said,
May 26, 2021 at 12:00 pm
Kamala wishes heβd trip his way out of office.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 26, 2021 at 12:41 pm
Yes, she probably does. π
No doubt she’s asked her friend Hillary to make a voodoo doll of Joe and have it trip down the stairs of a model airplane.
Judy Kim said,
May 26, 2021 at 1:55 pm
Ha, or in his case, trip up the stairs!
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 26, 2021 at 2:02 pm
LOL ! π€£
Dawn Renee said,
May 24, 2021 at 8:04 am
I wish people would woke up and realize media and gov’t interference into non-gov’t related matters, are just putting people againsts each other and creating more groups that separate themselves from their fellow humans. Titles divide.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 24, 2021 at 1:23 pm
That’s very true, Dawn.
Titles divide.
shΡrrΓΡ dΡ vΞ±lΡrΓΞ± said,
May 25, 2021 at 1:07 am
You know, one time I read a blog somewhere here on Covid and it was deleted later by WordPress. That person wrote .. Covid is immortal. Because they are Chinese. That was full term racism.
What kind of world are we living in, huh …
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 25, 2021 at 12:51 pm
Yes, it’s very sad the kind of world we’re living in today, Sherry.
David Redpath said,
June 1, 2021 at 10:52 pm
According to Uncle Ernie, there was
only room for one drag queen in the
cockpit of a B-29 bomber. He found
that out the hard way after riding the
joystick of the Enola Gay all the way
to Hiroshima. He was on board as a
special guest of Colonel Paul Tibbets,
who had named his Boeing B-29
Superfortress bomber afterΒ his mother.
Uncle Ernie thought that was very nice,
so how could he refuse the invitation
. . . with the promise of fireworks, and
a big bang.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
June 2, 2021 at 1:43 pm
To say nothing of the clouds of mushrooms hanging in the air.
David Redpath said,
June 2, 2021 at 3:57 pm
Uncle Ernie feels right at home
high up on a mushroom, grinning
like a Cheshire cat ππ±
Dracul Van Helsing said,
June 2, 2021 at 7:58 pm
Very true.
Beware going down rabbit holes with Uncle Ernie. π