June Arrives

June 1, 2021 at 10:33 pm (Entertainment, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

It was the 1st of June and Set Enterprises in London was throwing a corporate staff party for its staff.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had been invited to attend as he had once worked for Set Enterprises as Chief of Security and Intelligence Gathering prior to his election to Parliament in 2017.

Renfield was sitting on the grass playing his guitar and singing an old Irish folk song that had been made popular by Tommy Makem and The Clancy Brothers.

Sang Renfield,

One pleasant evening in the month of June
As I was sitting with my glass and spoon
A small bird sat on an ivy bunch
And the song he sang was “The Jug of Punch”

Too-ra-loo-ra-loo, too-ra-loo-ra-lay
Too-ra-loo-ra-loo, too-ra-loo-ra-lay
A small bird sat on an ivy bunch
And the song he sang was “The Jug of Punch”

What more diversion can a man desire
Than to sit him down by a smug turf fire?
Upon his knee a pretty wench
Aye, and on the table a jug of punch…

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster chose to do an Irish jig as Renfield sang the old Irish folk song.

The moment was captured on smart phones by several people and shared on social media where it went viral.

At around the same time Dr. Anthony Fauci was telling a TV interviewer, “I could no more be wrong than a lobster could dance an Irish jig.”

Set Enterprises secret agent Miranda Singh was likewise enjoying the June evening picnic.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday June 1st
2021.

2 Comments

  1. voodooville said,

    Dr Anthony Fauci, the waiter, to the diner at a 7 star Michelin restaurant: The Psychic Lobster’s jig is up, would you like it stewed or grilled?

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