The Devil Is In The Details… and Also The Vaccine?
Amadeus Emanon was in a confectionary store when he ran into the Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the Vicar of Saint Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic C. Of E. Parish in West London.
“Hello, Father Aidan,” Amadeus greeted the priest who was also the Church of England’s leading exorcist, “I hear you’ve booked a Set Enterprises dirigible airship to Rome.”
“That’s right,” Father Saint Edmunds nodded, “One of the few modes of transport left where you don’t have to use an EU approved 666 Mark of the Beast Vaccine Passport to travel.”
“What will you be doing in Rome?” Amadeus asked.
“I’ll be performing an exorcism on Italian history professor Roberto de Mattei who became demonically possessed as a result of receiving a vaccine for Covid-19,” Father Aidan explained.
“Wow,” Amadeus was astonished, “I had heard that there were a few side effects to the Covid vaccine but I didn’t know that demonic possession was among them.”
“Mr. de Mattei’s case is the most notable,” Father Aidan agreed, “I don’t know how many others are out there.”
“Why are you being called to Rome to do an exorcism?” Amadeus inquired, “Surely there are exorcists in the Diocese of Rome who could do exorcisms.”
“Yes but Pope Francis has abolished the office of exorcist in the Catholic Church,” Father Aidan noted.
“He has?” Amadeus was shocked, “Why?”.
“Bergoglio feels that exorcism of demons is harmful to ecumenism and inter-faith relations,” Father Aidan answered, “He’s hoping to sign a San Francisco Declaration with Anton Lavey’s Church of Satan similar to the Abu Dhabi Declaration he signed with the Grand Imam of Al-Azhar University.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday June 30th
2021.
Kritika said,
June 30, 2021 at 11:13 pm
Demonic possession? Oh yes there are demons out there who want every human as their slave. Is this the one?
Dracul Van Helsing said,
June 30, 2021 at 11:23 pm
Yes, this is one of the ones.
Very nasty demons.
Kritika said,
June 30, 2021 at 11:24 pm
Ouroboros symbol is for them then. π
Dracul Van Helsing said,
June 30, 2021 at 11:31 pm
LOL ! Very true. π ππ€£
Kritika said,
June 30, 2021 at 11:37 pm
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Dracul Van Helsing said,
June 30, 2021 at 11:55 pm
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Marlapaige said,
July 1, 2021 at 5:06 am
βSet Enterprises dirigible airship to Rome.β This made me think of a zeppelin, and the idea of a priest riding a zeppelin to an exorcism to avoid the β666 Mark of the Beast Vaccine Passport to travelβ is hilarious to me. I have heard the vaccine referred to all sorts of things including variations of this, but the wording would have had me spit my coffee out, thankfully I remembered the conversation last night and the life lessons I learned during it and my coffee was not near me ππ€£
The Abu Dhabi Declaration was about Human Fraternity among those that believe in G-s, or their version of him. The idea that the Pope would sign something similar (or even be able to find similarity with Lavey no matter how hard he tried) is preposterous to the point of absolute hilarious farce.
This is the writing I have come to expect from you: something hilarious that you simply wonβt get until you are awake enough to follow the words. No easy joke with you, and I love it! Keep writing my friend, itβs amazing! ππ
Dracul Van Helsing said,
July 1, 2021 at 2:45 pm
Thank you so much, Marla. ππ»π
Marlapaige said,
July 1, 2021 at 2:50 pm
You’re very welcome! And it’s completely from the heart.
shankjoejoe said,
July 1, 2021 at 10:32 am
Excellent! π
Dracul Van Helsing said,
July 1, 2021 at 2:45 pm
Thank you. π
shankjoejoe said,
July 2, 2021 at 3:53 am
You’re welcome. π
Dracul Van Helsing said,
July 2, 2021 at 2:00 pm
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Hyperion said,
July 1, 2021 at 1:39 pm
You are indeed a coffee spitting, iPad soaking, Depends soiling hilarious writer Chris. I snort chortle with every episode. If life followed your dislogs exactly, it would still be an evil world but infinitely more fun. Write on bro!
Dracul Van Helsing said,
July 1, 2021 at 2:48 pm
Thank you so much, Daniel.
A coffee spitting, iPad soaking, Depends soiling hilarious writer is the supreme compliment. π
Hyperion said,
July 2, 2021 at 9:38 pm
LOL! Youβre the best Chris.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
July 2, 2021 at 10:50 pm
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Priyadarshni Sahu said,
July 1, 2021 at 9:48 pm
Nice π
Dracul Van Helsing said,
July 1, 2021 at 10:31 pm
Thank you. π
Priyadarshni Sahu said,
July 1, 2021 at 10:37 pm
Welcome π
Dracul Van Helsing said,
July 1, 2021 at 10:45 pm
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