New Age Neo-Bolshevik Communist Asshole Dr. Joe Vipond Leads Demonstration of Morons, Imbeciles and Uglos In Downtown Calgary
The London-based billlionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set had recently started his own international news network the Set News Network (SNN).
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was listening to the SNN Evening News with news anchor Awesome Welles (rumoured to be an unacknowledged grandson of legendary Hollywood film director Orson Welles).
Awesome Welles: And from Calgary, Alberta, Canada the uglo white female capital of the world comes this story:
New Age Neo-Bolshevik Communist asshole Dr. Joe Vipond (affiliated with the apostate Pope Francis approved New Age Neo-Bolshevik Communist group the Canadian Association of Physicians For The Environment) led a demonstration of total morons, imbeciles and repulsively ugly looking women (the kind that would have Pan Goatee reaching for his astral laser machete) in downtown Calgary today.
The group of misfits and losers were protesting against the Alberta government’s proposed ending of all pandemic restrictions this coming August 31st.
Marxist-Leninist asshole Vipond and his brain dead zombie menagerie of mask wearing morons, imbeciles and uglos desire to live in a Neo-Stalinist Coviet Union and want to impose this dystopia on all Albertans.
One lone anti-tyranny protestor (not wearing a mask and carrying a sign) was met with outrage by the group of face mask wearng hooligans (those attending the demonstration were asked to wear face masks as a sign of loyalty and fealty to the Neo-Bolshevik Communist New World Order aka the Build Back Better Great Reset proposed by George Soros, Bill Gates, Xi Jinping and the Marxist sodomite Pope Francis and their puppets senile old fool Joe Biden and failed Al Jolson minstrel show impersonator Justin Trudeau).
Acting like the Brown Shirts of Nazi SA head Ernst Rohm, the mask wearing Neo-Bolshevik Communist hooligans pushed and shoved the maskless lone anti-tyranny protestor.
Like the Nazi Brown Shirt hooligans of old, today’s Neo-Bolshvik Communist hooligans certainly do not approve of freedom of expression (or freedom of anything else for that matter).
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday July 30th
2021.
Back in 1951, female Communists were beautiful like this card carrying Communist school teacher played by Dorothy Hart in the 1951 film I Was A Communist For The FBI.
Today 70 years later, Neo-Bolshevik Communist females are all quite repulsively ugly like those face mask wearing (but unfortunately no total paper bag over head wearing) moronic sycophants praising and cheering Communist demagogue emergency room physician Dr. Joe Vipond.
Just What The Doctor (Frankenstein) Ordered
“I see,” British MP Renfield R. Renfield remarked to his friend Amadeus Emanon, “that the Israeli government has mandated that a third shot of the Covid vaccine be given to elderly people and may shortly mandate a third shot be given to the rest of the Israeli population.”
“Really?” Amadeus was shocked, “What for?”.
“Because the virus appears to be spreading and a resurgence of cases is happening in Israel and it’s happening among those who have been vaccinated-twice,” Renfield answered.
“Why haven’t I seen this mentioned on the news?” Amadeus inquired.
“Because if people outside Israel heard that the double jab doesn’t seem to be working, then people in the rest of the world might start thinking that health “experts” all over the planet are full of crap and have no idea what they’re talking about. And that holds doubly and triply and maybe 999 trilliony (to borrow a Pan Goateeism) true of Dr. Anthony Fauci and the bozos at the U.S. Center for Disease Control,” Renfield answered.
“Wow,” Amadeus was astounded, “How many vaccine doses is it going to take before the virus is beaten?”.
“Well, probably a lot less than the number of global health “experts” it would take to change a single light bulb,” Renfield admitted, “which is still an infinite amount but as I’ve said before, this has never really been about health. It’s been about the global elitists’ plan to reduce the world population. Now there are multitudes of stupid people in the world who do not believe that the global elitists want to reduce the world’s population even though most of the world’s global elitists have publicly said so on many an occasion. All they have to do is read and research.”
“So this vaccine is meant to reduce the world’s population?” Amadeus stopped eating his slice of Black Forest Cake.
“Yes, that’s why the brainless mainstream media, senile old fool Joe Biden (who made the announcement, while standing behind the podium with his dead stuffed German shepherd dog Champ still clinging to his leg, that “Federal employees better take the vaccine or else!”), Deng Xiaoping Chinese Communism Neo-Fascism style technocratic billionaire Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook and Google’s scumbag CEO Sundar Pichai are all demanding that everybody take the vaccine or else,” Renfield sipped his brandy.
“So, what do you think will happen in Israel where all this scenario seems to be playing out first?” Amadeus asked.
“Well,” Renfield noted sadly, “What Adolf Hitler failed to accomplish, the Israeli government itself seeks to finish.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday July 29th
2021.
To take the vaccine or not to take the vaccine?: That is the question.
Bill Gates, George Soros, Moloch, No Logic and Mologic
On Monday of this week the controversial and colourful British MP Renfield R. Renfield had publicly called for the assassinations of both the Prime Ministers of Greece and Italy.
Renfield seemed to be boldly going where Dietrich Bonhoeffer had not gone before in regards to Adolf Hitler until it was too late.
Today Renfield on the way to his parliamentary office was asked by members of the British press if there was anybody else he thought should be assassinated at the moment.
“Well,” Renfield deeply considered the question 🤔, “I think it would be a jolly good thing and of the upmost benefit to humanity if someone assassinated Dr. Anthony Fauci for all the moronic and imbecilic statements he’s come up with for the past year and a half. To say nothing of his funding of gain-of-function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology which released the Wuhan CCP virus on the world.”
Dr. Anthony Fauci had to go home and change his underwear (his current underwear had turned brown) when he heard the latest news story involving Renfield.
. . .
Billionaire population control freaks and Build Back Better Great Reset advocates George Soros and Bill Gates had recently bought Mologic the United Kingdom based manufacturer of rapid Covid-19 tests.
The deep nostril technology of Mologic (which was actually based on the technology developed by the ancient Egyptians on mummies’ noses for the extraction of royal and supposedly divine royal Pharaohnic brain tissue) was used by most agencies and governments around the world to test for Covid-19.
Follow the science (as so many Joe Biden supporters and other brainless idiots used to say throughout 2020 and 2021).
Follow the science- right back to Tutankhamun’s embalming techniques and extractions of his organs to be kept in jars.
Soros and Gates had bought Mologic for $41 million.
Coincidentally shortly after Mologic was bought by Soros and Gates, lo and below, there was a sudden radical and drastic increase in the number of Covid cases in the U.S. as reported by the brainless mainstream media.
This led CNN, The Washington Post, The New York Times and other Neo-Bolshevik Communist mainstream media news outlets to once again hanker and drool at the thought of another Neo-Stalinist lockdown.
This led Dr. Anthony Fauci and the creeps and cretins at the Centre For Disease Control to once again call for mask wearing and social distancing.
Mologic was founded on this earthly plane back in 2003 as a for-profit medical research laboratory by CEO Mark Davis and his father Paul Davis (who was Mologic’s Chief Scientific Officer).
At the same time on the supernatural plane Mologic was founded in the realm of Hades by the demon Moloch and the ghosts of David Hume, Immanuel Kant and Friedrich Hegel (all of whose respective philosophies were based on the premise of No Logic).
Thus Moloch + No Logic = Mologic.
The acquirement of Mologic is part of a Gates-Soros initiative called GAH (Global Access Health).
GAH takes its name from Gaoh or Ga-oh a wind spirit and a giant mentioned in the folklore and oral traditions of the Iroquois, Huron and Seneca peoples.
Ga-oh is described as a cannibal and a giant who would uproot trees.
He was restless, violent and would create storms.
Why Soros and Gates would choose this entity to inspire a global health initiative only someone whose mind was like that of Soros and Gates would be able to comprehend.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday July 28th
2021.
Will Dracula Be The Next Pope?
Samhain Cardinal Salaman was sitting in his office at the Vatican.
Although Francis required all Vatican employees and visitors to be be vaccinated with the Covid non-vaccine (none of the so-called vaccines for Covid were technically vaccines but rather genetic serums but most of the public was too dumb and gullible to know that. Since Big Pharma, Big Government, Big Business and the mainstream media called it a vaccine, it was obviously a vaccine to them), since most of those working at the Vatican were paying more attention to their gay sex hook-up Grindr apps on their phone rather than who was vaccinated, nobody bothered to note that Samhain Cardinal Salaman had never been vaccinated.
Salaman was informed that he had a visitor.
Sergius Materiy the Russian Orthodox Archbishop of Astana, Kazakhstan.
Salaman invited the Archbishop into his office.
“What can I do for you, your Eminence?” Salaman asked the Archbishop.
“I’m here to discuss something your Eminence,” The Archbishop answered, “Since you work in the Vatican, you are probably more aware than I am about the rumours swirling around that Francis is on the verge of kicking the bucket. Hence his reasoning and his rush to proclaim the motu proprio Traditionis custodes into law and restrict the celebration of the Tridentine Mass.”
“Yes, I’ve heard those rumours,” Cardinal Salaman nodded, “I’ve been told that the only one who hates the Latin Tridentine Mass more than Francis is Lucifer himself.”
“His recent operation wasn’t as successful as he and his doctors had hoped?” Archbishop Materiy asked.
“I’ve been told (unofficially of course) that his main trouble is his reaction to the Covid non-vaccine that he received earlier this year,” Salaman replied.
“Anyways, the reason I’m here is…” the Astana Archbishop paused, “Well you no doubt heard that a few years ago an expedition was sent to Castle Dracula in Transylvania in order to remove the wooden stake from Prince Vlad III Dracula’s heart and bring him back from the dead. The purpose being to have Vlad III Dracula fight the ISIS Islamic State in Syria and also to stop Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan from bringing back the Ottoman Empire with himself as Sultan.”
“Yes, I’ve heard that was the purpose in bringing Prince Vlad III Dracula back from the dead,” The Cardinal nodded.
“Anyways I’m going to give you this document,” Materiy handed him a piece of paper, “It describes a plan for a post-Francis world. A world where Dracula is the next Pope.”
“Dracula as the next Pope?” Salaman was astounded, “But Dracula currently isn’t even a Cardinal. How will he get to be Pope?”.
“Read on, MacDuff,” The Archbishop paraphrased Shakespeare as he pointed towards the document.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday July 27th
2021.
Countess Draculina daughter of Count Dracula ponders the question, “Will my father Count Dracula be the next Pope?”.
Pan Goatee Beheads Erroneous Notion of White Supremacy While Exorcist Recalls Demonically Possessed Nun
Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was once again in the neighbourhood dollar store.
And there in the line-up was another repulsively ugly looking white woman.
There seemed to be a surplus of repulsively ugly looking white women wandering around the dollar store this past week.
What was up with that?
The Calgary Stampede was over.
Ugly looking white women should be back in the corral or the closet where they belong.
It was probably the influence of all these annoying pansies and fruits who go around celebrating Pride Week then Pride Month then Pride Year and now Pride Century, Pan Goatee reasoned.
Soon it will be Pride Millenium.
Instead of a 1000 Year Reich, it will be a 1000 Year Rainbow.
One guarded by Ernst Rohm and not Heimdall.
This ugly looking white woman had blue hair.
Pan Goatee blamed the preponderance of ugly white women in the city, in Alberta and in Canada as a whole on the influence of that odious western world political disease known as Critical Gender Theory radical Marxist feminism.
The abhorrent ideology turned any female who heavily imbibed its contents into a creature so repulsively ugly it caused even the Devil himself to vomit all over the place.
“My God but you’re ugly,” Pan Goatee quoted the John Cleese character of Basil Fawlty as he beheaded the ugly looking white women with blue hair, “You and others like you certainly rip a big hole into that erroneous theory of white supremacy. Any race that produces the likes of you certainly has nothing whatsoever to feel superior about. Hitler must have been insane.”
Goatee went on about Hitler’s insanity as he sliced the ugly white woman with blue hair into 999 trillion pieces, “Some individuals seem to be prone to all sorts of neuroses and psychoses. And I guess Hitler was obviously one of them.”
. . .
As most of the priests in Pope Francis’ Vatican were currently engaged in the Monday night gay sex orgy, the daughter of a Rome boarding house owner was wandering the halls and walls of the Vatican trying to find a priest who would come and administer the Last Rites to one of her mother’s lodgers an elderly priest and long retired exorcist.
The girl happened to run into one of the few heterosexual Vatican curia officials Samhain Cardinal Salaman a former professional stage magician turned Cardinal.
Cardinal Salaman accompanied the girl to her mother’s boarding house and administered the Last Rites to the dying exorcist.
When he had finished administering the Last Rites, the old exorcist spoke.
“There was one exorcism I recall more vividly than all the rest,” said the exorcist, “it was a nun who was demonically possessed.”
“Go on,” the Cardinal nodded, “A nun who was demonically possessed…”
“She was demonically possessed by an entity that identified itself as the Spirit of Pachamama,” the exorcist continued.
“The Spirit of Pachamama?” Cardinal Salaman was astounded.
“Yes,” the exorcist answered, “The nun had become possessed while giving birth to a child. The child’s father, the nun had told her fellow nuns in the convent, was a bishop.”
“How long ago was this, Father?” The cardinal asked the exorcist.
“Many many years ago, Father,” the old exorcist replied.
“Did the child live?” Cardinal Salaman wanted to know.
“Yes, the child lived,” the exorcist nodded.
“How old would the child be now?” Salaman inquired.
The exorcist did not answer.
For he had gone to his reward.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday July 26th
2021.
100 More Days Till Halloween…
“This is Jack Anderson at Terror 97 FM in London- the radio station that keeps you in stitches – a la style of Dr. Victor Frankenstein’s creation. This just in from Canada… Earlier today genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee slew two more ugly women in a Dollarama store in Calgary. And now here’s Air Supply singing their coming Halloween hit Two Less Ugly People In The World…”
. . .
There was a state of excitement prevailing in the Vatican among the city state’s wide assortment of Jesuit priests for word had come to pass that the demon Baphomet was going to address them at A Come As You Are convention in the Vatican Sauna Steam Bath House named Hyacinth Sizzles Apollo’s Swizzle Stick.
Meanwhile in the Papal Apartments, Pope Francis was consulting with one of his leading theological advisors Walter Cardinal Kasper.
“Your Unholiness,” Kasper addressed Bergoglio by his most appropriate title, “a group of flying saucer UFOs containing 6.66 feet tall T-Rex ET reptilians have landed within the walls of the Vatican.”
“What for?” Francis asked as he licked a Spartan Greek popsicle.
“We’re not sure,” Kasper answered.
. . .
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson had been hiding inside a tomb in London’s Highgate Cemetery ever since British MP Renfield R. Renfield publicly called for the 10 Downing Street occupant’s assassination this past Wednesday.
The colourful and controversial MP had issued the assassination call after the Zombie Nosferatu Tory Prime Minister (whose forehead had been etched with the words I AM AN APOSTLE OF THE ANTICHRIST in red felt ink) announced this past Wednesdy that he intended to introduce a vaccine passport in Britain next month.
Bishop Sean Manchester the traditionalist Old Catholic Church Bishop of Glastonbury and a leading exorcist was walking around the cemetery amidst reports that a vampire was once again haunting the cemetery for the first time in 51 years.
As Johnson sat inside the tomb with sweat on his forehead, the ghost of Karl Marx (looking well roasted) appeared alongside him and asked him, “How’s it going?”.
. . .
Yaldabaoth the Irish Leprechaun was in Highgate Cemetery eating cold mutton sandwiches and drinking Guinness beer.
He was listening to Terror 97 FM London on his old 1970s style transistor radio.
The radio was playing a commercial and a Halloween holiday jingle, “100 more days till Halloween… Silver Shamrock.”
A hand holding a silver shamrock suddenly appeared out of the ground near the old gravestone where Yaldabaoth was having his evening picnic totally freaking the wee leprechaun out.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday July 23rd
2021.
Pan Goatee Beheads One Nosy Bitch Plus Several Fat Ugly Blimps
Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee lay in bed and counted the number of goat hairs on his legs.
“999 trillion,” Pan Goatee said when he had finished counting, “No wonder I’m obssessed with that number.”
He thought back to last night when he had encountered a fat ugly blimp in a Burger King restaurant.
“It’s a wonder there was any food left when you had finished ordering,” Goatee beheaded the fat ugly blimp as she attempted to carry out her massive take-out bag.
He cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.
Since there was no food left to order, he decided to go to a nearby drug store (that also sold groceries) to buy some reasonably priced cartons of cottage cheese.
Inside the drug store at the cashier, the one person ahead of him was some idiot who didn’t seem to know his ass from a hole in the ground (much like the current occupant of the Oval Office).
The jackass kept trying to recount the price of every item he had brought to the cashier’s till.
Suddenly the process was interrupted by some idiot phoning the “not knowing his ass from a hole in the ground” idiot on his mobile phone.
Pan Goatee sent his GPS tracking astral laser machete into action as the idiot at the till answered his mobile.
The astral machete moving at USS Enterprise warp speed went to the source of the call and immediately beheaded the airhead who had phoned the “not knowing his ass from a hole in the ground” idiot.
The machete then cut up the airhead into 999 trillion pieces.
It returned like a boomerang at warp speed to Pan Goatee.
“Oops, I forgot to give you my points card when I bought everything,” the “not knowing his ass from a hole in the ground” idiot suddenly announced to the cashier, “Let’s do it again, shall we?”.
That was the final straw for Pan Goatee.
He put down his box of straws on the counter, pulled out his astral laser machete and beheaded the “not knowing his ass from a hole in the ground” idiot.
The idiot finally got a birds’ eye view of what his ass looked like (and how it differed from a hole in the ground) prior to Goatee cutting him up into 999 trillion pieces.
Then two ugly looking women, a think ugly looking stoat and a fat ugly blimp, then went out the exit as Goatee finally paid for his goods because he was held up by the idiot who didn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground.
Goatee then sent his astral laser machete after them beheading both repulsively ugly women.
The machete then cut both uglos up into 999 trillion pieces each.
The satyr was so offended by what transpired that he decided to exit out the entrance door rather than the exit door.
When he had finished counting the number of goat’s hairs on his legs, Goatee got out of bed.
He was to go to his pharmacist today to get his meds refilled (as someone who didn’t have a degree in psychiatry once noted, “Those meds Goatee takes don’t seem to do him much good”).
Goatee got on the bus and then got off several blocks away from his pharmacy.
Because of city road and sidewalk construction planned by the brainless idiots who worked in the City Engineering Department, bus stops were now 6 blocks apart prior to the 2 blocks apart they used to be designed in the days when city engineers didn’t take hallucinogenic drugs in their spare time.
Goatee walked through an apartment building parking lot.
He encountered a fat ugly blimp.
He beheaded her and then sliced her up into the appropriate OCD numerical ratio.
Then two fat ugly blimps holding hands approached him.
“Why am I not surprised that two fat ugly blimps such as yourself would turn out to be a pair of lesbian blowhards?” Goatee stated as he beheaded the two uglo lesbo blimpos, “I guess no man would want you. Even those with exceptionally bad taste in women like most of the men in this city.”
The machete then sliced up the blimpo bodies into 999 trillion pieces each leaving a blood splattered less than proud Pride rainbow.
Goatee then walked several more blocks.
He noticed a woman with a constipated looking expression on her face out walking a giant sheepdog across the street.
The woman with the giant looking sheepdog then crossed the street and started following Pan Goatee.
“Why are you wearing boots in the middle of summer?” The nosy bitch asked.
“None of your fucking business, Ms. Nosy It’s Almost Brown,” Goatee shouted back before throwing his machete and beheading the overly inquisitive inquisitor.
Last summer people were complaining when he wore Bermuda shorts and showed off his hairy goats’ legs.
Now they’re complaining when he wore long boots.
“Make up your minds, morons,” Goatee expressed himself as his machete cut up the nosy bitch into 999 trillion pieces.
The machete then gave the giant sheepdog a much needed haircut and returned to Pan.
Pan picked up his meds and then walked 8 blocks to catch a bus that would go back in the direction of home.
As he raced across the street to catch a bus (which turned out in the end not to be the bus number he wanted) a repulsively fat ugly blimp got off the bus.
“Unholy crap,” Goatee cursed at the repulsively ugly blimpo, “Don’t you fat ugly blimps know that Stampede Week is over. Get back in the Not OK Corral where you belong.”
Goatee then beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.
“Hi Pan, how are the meds working?” His psychiatrist happened to drive by in a red sports car.
“Just fine, thanks, doc,” Goatee waved at him.
The next bus that came along was the one that Pan wanted.
Later that evening, Pan walked to the neighbourhood Dollar store.
While walking through the aisles, he encountered yet another fat ugly blimp.
He beheaded the repulsively ugly looking creature and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.
“Gees, I almost feel tempted to detonate a neutron bomb in this city,” Goatee announced in an exasperated voice.
Communist China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping felt the same way after watching a documentary on the Calgary Stampede.
Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee would like to send a Hello and a shout out to those individuals who cycle alongside deer.
As Pan notes, “It’s so much more intelligent than cycling alongside fat ugly blimps.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday July 22nd
2021.
Asmodeus Discusses Latin Tridentine Mass With Nimrod
The chain smoking cigarette smoking demon Asmodeus was sitting in a Rome restaurant having spaghetti and meatballs with the little green frog Nimrod.
“Why is Pope Francis trying to get rid of the Latin Tridentine Mass?” Asked Nimrod.
“Because it’s preventing the advent of the Antichrist,” Asmodeus answered.
“It is?” Nimrod stuck his tongue out to capture a fly.
“Yes, His Satanic Majesty has been puzzled as to what is preventing the advent of the Antichrist,” Asmodeus explained, “He thought he hit the big time with Napoleon. He didn’t. He thought he hit the big time with Lenin. He didn’t. He thought he hit the big time with Hitler. He didn’t. He thought he hit the big time with Stalin. He didn’t. So he decided to name an infernal committee made up of Baal, Baphomet and Pachamama the Inca she-dragon who’s also the Inca earth mother goddess to investigate the matter shortly after Stalin kicked the bucket. The committee came up with the idea that it was the Latin Tridentine Mass that was preventing the Advent of the Antichrist. So His Satanic Majesty caught Pope John XXIII off guard one day and whispered in his ear to call the 2nd Vatican Council. Which Good Pope John did. John died within a year after the Council opened and Cardinal Montini was elected Pope taking the name Paul VI. A few of Paul’s advisors were under the complete control of His Satanic Majesty. After the Council finished in December 1965, Paul named the Freemason Annibale Bugnini to compose a new liturgy for the Church. Bugnini came out with the Novus Ordo Mass (designed to bring about the New World Order) which Paul VI promulgated in 1969 and the new liturgy was said in most parish churches throughout the world beginning in 1970. Except for French Archbishop Marcel Lefebvbre and the Society of Saint Pius X. The next decades saw the advent of the two Bushes and Bill Clinton who helped push the New World Order on America and the world. It continued under the Marxist Saul Alinsky inspired community organizer Barack Obama. Donald Trump was too much of a narcissist to follow the dictates of the New World Order elite so he had to be pushed out of the way. Pope Francis brought an idol of the demon Pachamama into the Vatican Gardens and later into Saint Peter’s Basilica itself. The result of that was to inspire the supernatural forces to bring about the release of Covid-19. All churches were shut down because of Covid. Within the Catholic Church the only groups who remained open without wearing masks and social distancing were those that practiced the Latin Tridentine Mass- the Society of Saint Pius X, the Fraternal Society of Saint Peter and the Institute of Christ The King Sovereign Priest. The Antichrist was supposed to arrive in 2020. But thanks to the Latin Tridentine Mass being said, he didn’t. So His Satanic Majesty (who’s Pope Francis’ god of surprises) directed his gay maidservant Francis to effectively abolish the Latin Tridentine Mass in his most recent motu proprio Traditionis custodes. Now His Satanic Majesty hopes the Antichrist will arrive within the next year.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday July 19th
2021.
Dracul Van Helsing 
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