Cthulhu In The Tiber
Pope Francis, still recovering in Rome’s Agostino Gemelli Hospital, was being visited by one of his papal aides Father Thomas Oliver Wardenclyffe.
“Distressing news,” Father Wardenclyffe began, “Cthulhu has been spotted swimming in the Tiber River through Rome.”
“Who’s Cthulhu?” Francis asked.
“He’s a Great Old One as far as cosmic entities go,” Father Wardenclyffe explained, “He has several titles The High Priest of the Great Old Ones, The Great Dreamer and also The Sleeper of R’lyeh. He’s a giant who looks like a combination of a green octopus, a dragon and a gargantuan caricature of the human form.”
“Is he one of the first Transhumans visualized by Klaus Schwab and the World Economic Forum?” Francis asked.
“We’re not sure,” Father Wardenclyffe shrugged.
Pope Francis’ doctor raised an eyebrow, “I thought Cthulhu was a fictional creature created by American horror writer H.P. Lovecraft who first appeared in the short story The Call of Cthulhu published by the American pulp magazine Weird Tales in 1928?”.
“Somebody better tell that to Cthulhu,” Father Wardenclyffe pointed out the window.
. . .
“Has anybody ever told you that you’re loaded with spiked protein antibodies to the Covid-19 virus?” A doctor (who had just performed a Covid-19 test on the cosmic entity) asked The Great Old One on the banks of the Tiber River.
“No, you’re the first,” Cthulhu answered before eating the doctor.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday July 12th
2021.
Judy Kim said,
July 13, 2021 at 4:26 pm
I love the ending 🙂
Dracul Van Helsing said,
July 13, 2021 at 8:12 pm
Thank you, Judy. 🙂
Judy Kim said,
July 14, 2021 at 3:52 pm
You’re welcome, Christopher. Your writing is an antidote to MSM 🙂
Dracul Van Helsing said,
July 14, 2021 at 4:08 pm
Glad to hear it, Judy. 🙂
There is no greater compliment than to be viewed as an antidote to MSM. 😀
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Dracul Van Helsing said,
July 20, 2021 at 9:05 pm
Thank you.
You have a nice day as well. 🙂
shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,
July 23, 2021 at 12:57 am
Oh!
Now, the secret order will order a kidnapping attempt on Cthulhu.
He is an entire cure for the whole world!
LOL
Dracul Van Helsing said,
July 23, 2021 at 1:19 am
That’s right, Sherry. 😀
The Freemasons will kidnap Cthulhu and then give blood transfusions of his blood to the entire world.
shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,
July 25, 2021 at 11:49 pm
If only that would cure all of covid variants …
Dracul Van Helsing said,
July 26, 2021 at 12:15 am
Yes, if only it would.
Kritika said,
July 24, 2021 at 1:45 am
Hahaha he ate the doctor. A great ending.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
July 24, 2021 at 2:58 pm
Thank you so much, Kritika. 😀
Kritika said,
July 25, 2021 at 3:01 am
Welcome 🙂
Dracul Van Helsing said,
July 25, 2021 at 8:28 pm
🙂