Emmanuel Macron: The French Poodle Napoleon/Hitler Wannabe

July 13, 2021 at 10:12 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

“And that no man might buy or sell save he that had the mark of the beast or the name of the beast or the number of his name.”
-The Apocalypse of Saint John aka Book of Revelation 13:17

The ghost of the late Larry King had been called to fill in at the CNN evening anchor desk as current living (but brain dead) on-air CNN personalities were pre-occupied with doing other things.

“Jim Acosta,” Larry King’s ghost addressed the vain and pompous blowhard, “why can’t you be here tonight?”.

“I’m busy engaging in carnal relations with bees, wasps and hornets,” Acosta replied as a bunch of the critters mentioned swarmed around his naked body causing America’s TV dinner eating audience to lose their appetites.

“Well, whatever floats your boat,” Larry adjusted his ghostly bow tie and pulled up his ghostly suspenders.

The camera briefly turned to a screenshot of Joe Biden sniffing Kamala Harris’ pussy.

As the cat spat at him.

“I will now address the same question to the appropriately last named Don Lemon,” King’s ghost went on, “Why can’t you be here tonight?”.

Lemon lisped, “Because I’m in a gay bath house getting my organ massaged.”

“All right,” King’s ghost nodded, “Be sure to get your piano tuned up as well while you’re at it.”

The camera then turned to a screenshot of Kamala Harris getting run over by a photocopier from rural Texas.

“I’ll have to read this story myself,” Larry put on his ghostly spectral spectacles and looked at the camera, “French President Emmanuel Macron has announced that those in France who don’t have a Covid vaccine passport will be banned from participating in basic activities such as visiting shopping malls, restaurants and using public transport.
In a public address to the nation, Macron made clear that only those who have taken the vaccine will be allowed to enter venues such as hospitals, bars and tourist attractions.”

Emmanuel Macron can be seen on the screen as the words I AM AN APOSTLE OF THE ANTICHRIST appear on his forehead.

The screen then switches to Pope Francis in his hospital bed as he plays the guitar and sings an old John Lennon song, “Imagine there’s no Heaven, It’s easy if you try, No Hell below us, Above us only sky…”

“And now here for an editorial comment is the ghost of Orson Welles reading from the King James Bible,” Larry’s ghost introduced the larger than life screen giant who was a director, actor and screenplay writer.

Read Welles’ ghost while sipping from a glass of spectral red wine, “And that no man might buy or sell save he that had the mark of the beast or the name of the beast or the number of his name.”

Larry’s ghost went on, “In other news, British MP Renfield R. Renfield once again found himself at the center of controversy when he publicly called for the assassination of the French President after Macron made the announcement on Covid vaccine passports. Here are some of Mr. Renfield’s remarks…”

Said Renfield, “I publicly call for the assassination of Emmanuel Macron. Europe must be rid of this despot and demagogue before the entire continent falls under tyranny. It is time that someone jab this French poodle Napoleon/Hitler wannabe with a Polonium-210 virus.”

“Where does one find the Polonium-210 virus?” Joe Biden asked his dead stuffed German shepherd dog Champ as he patted it.

In his office in the Kremlin, Russian President Vladimir Putin sat and smiled.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday July 13th


  1. voodooville said,

    Presidents of Tanzania, Burundi, and Haiti who openly opposed the COVID scam and fake vaccines are dead. The new President of Tanzania has fully aligned her country with the COVID narrative.

    Who is behind this? Macron is just another eunuch in the palace of Anti-Christ, don’t think he decides anything.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Macron is just an Apostle of the Antichrist.

      Not the Antichrist himself.

      Like your description of Macron as a eunuch.

      I didn’t know the President of Haiti was opposed to vaccines.

      I knew the Presidents of Tanzania and Burundi were.

      President Bolsonario of Brazil has just been admitted to hospital with abdominal pains.

  2. Marlapaige said,

    “the vain and pompous blowhard” that is a great description.
    Even the Pope liked John Lennon. One of his sappier songs, to be sure. I love Lennon, even love that song, but he had more edge than that and he lost it unless he was picking at McCartney.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, often being angry at Paul led John to create his best work.

      • Marlapaige said,

        Yes. also some of his more brutal lyrics (for the time and the type of music – today it would just be basically a really bad music battle). One of my favorite song by John Lennon is one of his “diss tracks” was “How Do You Sleep,” especially the line where he refers to Pauls music as “muzac.” Basically, how did you work with me all those years and come out making crap that’s so bad it’s elevator/hold music? Actually quite clever.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, it was quite clever.

  3. ebonyandcrows said,

    This is so terrifying.. 😦

  4. shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

    Could not travel back home without a vaccine … that sucks!

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