Asmodeus Discusses Latin Tridentine Mass With Nimrod

July 19, 2021 at 10:57 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

The chain smoking cigarette smoking demon Asmodeus was sitting in a Rome restaurant having spaghetti and meatballs with the little green frog Nimrod.

“Why is Pope Francis trying to get rid of the Latin Tridentine Mass?” Asked Nimrod.

“Because it’s preventing the advent of the Antichrist,” Asmodeus answered.

“It is?” Nimrod stuck his tongue out to capture a fly.

“Yes, His Satanic Majesty has been puzzled as to what is preventing the advent of the Antichrist,” Asmodeus explained, “He thought he hit the big time with Napoleon. He didn’t. He thought he hit the big time with Lenin. He didn’t. He thought he hit the big time with Hitler. He didn’t. He thought he hit the big time with Stalin. He didn’t. So he decided to name an infernal committee made up of Baal, Baphomet and Pachamama the Inca she-dragon who’s also the Inca earth mother goddess to investigate the matter shortly after Stalin kicked the bucket. The committee came up with the idea that it was the Latin Tridentine Mass that was preventing the Advent of the Antichrist. So His Satanic Majesty caught Pope John XXIII off guard one day and whispered in his ear to call the 2nd Vatican Council. Which Good Pope John did. John died within a year after the Council opened and Cardinal Montini was elected Pope taking the name Paul VI. A few of Paul’s advisors were under the complete control of His Satanic Majesty. After the Council finished in December 1965, Paul named the Freemason Annibale Bugnini to compose a new liturgy for the Church. Bugnini came out with the Novus Ordo Mass (designed to bring about the New World Order) which Paul VI promulgated in 1969 and the new liturgy was said in most parish churches throughout the world beginning in 1970. Except for French Archbishop Marcel Lefebvbre and the Society of Saint Pius X. The next decades saw the advent of the two Bushes and Bill Clinton who helped push the New World Order on America and the world. It continued under the Marxist Saul Alinsky inspired community organizer Barack Obama. Donald Trump was too much of a narcissist to follow the dictates of the New World Order elite so he had to be pushed out of the way. Pope Francis brought an idol of the demon Pachamama into the Vatican Gardens and later into Saint Peter’s Basilica itself. The result of that was to inspire the supernatural forces to bring about the release of Covid-19. All churches were shut down because of Covid. Within the Catholic Church the only groups who remained open without wearing masks and social distancing were those that practiced the Latin Tridentine Mass- the Society of Saint Pius X, the Fraternal Society of Saint Peter and the Institute of Christ The King Sovereign Priest. The Antichrist was supposed to arrive in 2020. But thanks to the Latin Tridentine Mass being said, he didn’t. So His Satanic Majesty (who’s Pope Francis’ god of surprises) directed his gay maidservant Francis to effectively abolish the Latin Tridentine Mass in his most recent motu proprio Traditionis custodes. Now His Satanic Majesty hopes the Antichrist will arrive within the next year.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday July 19th


  1. Kritika said,

    Hope they don’t arrive ever. Cruelty of human mind and for what just to be the leader forever.

  2. Hetty Eliot said,

    Late to the party as I am in all things, a couple weeks ago I discovered that a local church celebrates the TLM on Monday nights. I went last week and it was rather well attended by people of all ages, and even little children were brought. Friday, of course, this bombshell was dropped. I went last night and there were probably three times as many people.

    Five minutes in, a fire alarm goes off. The siren sounds three times and the recorded voice says “Attention attention attention! An emergency has been reported! Please evacuate immediately!” This goes on for ten minutes. No one bats an eye, of course. It was probably around 1am in Vatican City, so I don’t know if the orgy was over yet or just starting, but if Bergoglio was asleep I’m sure the alarm woke him up.

    It’s another dam that has broken by the force of the progressivism tsunami…. Still waiting to hear about Germany and Biden&co….

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, I’ve heard that a lot of TLM Masses around North America were even more crowded than usual in the wake of Bergoglio’s motu proprio Traditionis custodes.

      I wonder if it will ever dawn on Bergoglio that faithful Catholics no longer pay any attention to what he says anymore.

      The only losers who do are “Catholics’ like Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi and AOC plus numerous other Democrats too numerous to mention (and you really don’t want people like that in your corner).

      Germany’s bishops will float down the Rhine straight into the River Styx and then into the River Acheron where they’ll flow into the fiery pits of Tartarus.

      Biden is still waiting for the release of the Pope Francis approved edition of The Necronomicon (which should be happening shortly) so he can bring his beloved dead German shepherd Champ back from the dead.

  3. Dawn Renee said,

    Their Satanic Majesty’s Request may be fraught with resistance from ‘the little people’ throughout the eons

  4. prolificwritersacademy said,


  5. shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

    This reminded me PERFECTLY MUCH about the same thing when the so-called God’s people put HIS Ark of Covenant next to the false God Dagon and the Lord burns it down.

    And if the church continues to dissed God the way they do, there will come the day when He will burn it all down … hmmm. …

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I very much think you’re right, Sherry.

      On February 2nd 1582 the Virgin Mary appeared to the Inca sculptor Francisco Tito Yupanqui in Copacabana Bolivia on the shores of Lake Titicaca.

      She told him that Pachamama was a demon and people should avoid worshipping her.

      Francisco Tito Yupanqui then carved a statue of the Virgin Mary as Our Lady of Copacabana.

      The statue was unveiled a year after Mary’s appearance on February 2nd 1583.

      This story is well known throughout Latin America particularly in the countries of Argentina, Bolivia and Peru.

      So Pope Francis must know this story and yet despite that and despite the Virgin Mary calling Pachamama a demon , he brings an idol of Pachamama into the Vatican Gardens and later into Saint Peter’s Basilica.

      • shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

        Never heard of a Pachamama demon.
        I guarantee there are loads of those unknown hell beasts where their records were lost in time … I know Zuzu is kind of popular. It seems to always appear whenever people plays Ouija board, for example …

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, Zuzu is often associated with the Ouija Board.

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