Pan Goatee Beheads Erroneous Notion of White Supremacy While Exorcist Recalls Demonically Possessed Nun

July 26, 2021 at 10:08 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was once again in the neighbourhood dollar store.

And there in the line-up was another repulsively ugly looking white woman.

There seemed to be a surplus of repulsively ugly looking white women wandering around the dollar store this past week.

What was up with that?

The Calgary Stampede was over.

Ugly looking white women should be back in the corral or the closet where they belong.

It was probably the influence of all these annoying pansies and fruits who go around celebrating Pride Week then Pride Month then Pride Year and now Pride Century, Pan Goatee reasoned.

Soon it will be Pride Millenium.

Instead of a 1000 Year Reich, it will be a 1000 Year Rainbow.

One guarded by Ernst Rohm and not Heimdall.

This ugly looking white woman had blue hair.

Pan Goatee blamed the preponderance of ugly white women in the city, in Alberta and in Canada as a whole on the influence of that odious western world political disease known as Critical Gender Theory radical Marxist feminism.

The abhorrent ideology turned any female who heavily imbibed its contents into a creature so repulsively ugly it caused even the Devil himself to vomit all over the place.

“My God but you’re ugly,” Pan Goatee quoted the John Cleese character of Basil Fawlty as he beheaded the ugly looking white women with blue hair, “You and others like you certainly rip a big hole into that erroneous theory of white supremacy. Any race that produces the likes of you certainly has nothing whatsoever to feel superior about. Hitler must have been insane.”

Goatee went on about Hitler’s insanity as he sliced the ugly white woman with blue hair into 999 trillion pieces, “Some individuals seem to be prone to all sorts of neuroses and psychoses. And I guess Hitler was obviously one of them.”

. . .

As most of the priests in Pope Francis’ Vatican were currently engaged in the Monday night gay sex orgy, the daughter of a Rome boarding house owner was wandering the halls and walls of the Vatican trying to find a priest who would come and administer the Last Rites to one of her mother’s lodgers an elderly priest and long retired exorcist.

The girl happened to run into one of the few heterosexual Vatican curia officials Samhain Cardinal Salaman a former professional stage magician turned Cardinal.

Cardinal Salaman accompanied the girl to her mother’s boarding house and administered the Last Rites to the dying exorcist.

When he had finished administering the Last Rites, the old exorcist spoke.

“There was one exorcism I recall more vividly than all the rest,” said the exorcist, “it was a nun who was demonically possessed.”

“Go on,” the Cardinal nodded, “A nun who was demonically possessed…”

“She was demonically possessed by an entity that identified itself as the Spirit of Pachamama,” the exorcist continued.

“The Spirit of Pachamama?” Cardinal Salaman was astounded.

“Yes,” the exorcist answered, “The nun had become possessed while giving birth to a child. The child’s father, the nun had told her fellow nuns in the convent, was a bishop.”

“How long ago was this, Father?” The cardinal asked the exorcist.

“Many many years ago, Father,” the old exorcist replied.

“Did the child live?” Cardinal Salaman wanted to know.

“Yes, the child lived,” the exorcist nodded.

“How old would the child be now?” Salaman inquired.

The exorcist did not answer.

For he had gone to his reward.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday July 26th



  1. Dawn Renee said,

    I have seen these women. Their numbers are many. Is that a shade of brainwash

  2. George F. said,

    1000 year rainbow. Got me on that

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Glad you enjoyed the line about the 1000 Year Rainbow. πŸ˜…

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      George, if you want an idea of what the repulsively ugly white women of Calgary look like, click on the Vermont Folk Troth reblog of my post below my comment.

      It’s listed as Comment No. 3.

      He’s posted photos of what the ugly white women of Calgary look like.

      I don’t know where he got them but they’re 100% spot on and uncannily accurate.

      Be forewarned.

      If you look at the photos, they will give you nightmares.

      I know you have expressed curiosity in the past about what the ugly white women of Calgary actually look like.

      I’ve never actually posted photos of what they look like on my own blog because I didn’t want to frighten my readers away.

      But this fellow has done so.

      So if you want to know what the ugly white women of Calgary actually look like, click on the link to his re-blog of my post and take a peek.

      You’ll never be the same again.

      You’ll also come to realize what a true hero and good guy Pan Goatee is in trying to rid the world of such ugliness.

      • Hetty Eliot said,

        Do you suppose a genetic component is causing this because of the similarity between these unrelated individuals?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, Hetty, maybe a genetic component is causing this.

        Perhaps genetic manipulation has been going on a lot longer than most people have been told.

        My Grade 12 Biology teacher in High School (who was working on his Ph.D in genetics at the time he taught me) thought that breakthroughs in genetics were not told to the general public until 10 to 15 years after they’ve happened.

        Perhaps the global elitists who are population control freaks have been giving genetically altering vaccines to females as children in childhood vaccines making them ugly later in life so guys wouldn’t bang them.

        What the global elitists didn’t count on was someone was working to genetically increase the level of stupidity in most males at the same time.

        Thus males with advanced stupidity and advanced bad taste in women continued to bang these ugly looking creatures allowing an increase in the general population of both ugly and stupid people.

      • George F. said,

        No link. Please repost link so I can see ugly white women of Calgary.

      • George F. said,

        Oh! Got it! Looking now…

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        What’s your reply? What do you think? Are you still alive, my friend?

        You haven’t keeled over from a major coronary event have you after the shock?

        Is your inspiration for Akira going around the house now saying, “Now where did I leave that life insurance policy?”.

      • George F. said,

        LOL! Those picture reaffirm I would buy a book about Pan Goatee and his contribution to all of mankind!!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And of course the Neo-Bolshevik Communist New York Times will act like Josef Stalin and Mao Tse-tung in their total distortions of history and objective realiity by censoring real actual empirical facts.

        Like keeping the book about Pan Goatee off the New York Times International Bestseller List even though the book will in fact be the No. 1 international bestseller. πŸ˜€

      • George F. said,

        History is rewritten on a daily basis. But, looking at Tina Guo motivates and stimulates me. If I lived in Calgary, I would BE Pan Goatee!!!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Looking at Tina Guo motivates and stimulates us all. πŸ˜€

        ROTFL ! @ If you lived in Calgary, you would BE Pan Goatee. πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

  3. Pan Goatee Beheads Erroneous Notion of White Supremacy While Exorcist Recalls Demonically Possessed Nun β€” Dracul Van Helsing | Vermont Folk Troth said,

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  4. stolzyblog said,

    love that Basil Fawlty.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Basil Fawlty was a great character.

      I love the episode where he said to those German guests and customers, “Who won the bloody war anyhow?”.

  5. Tanya said,

    Loved it my fav Pan Goatee, by the way blue hair, is it a genetic mutation? Incredible take on the white supremacy and the corruption in papacy! I’m always awestruck by your unique talent of merging literary with political, how much research goes into it! Remarkable my friend!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you so much, Tanya. ❣

      Yes, a lot of research goes into writing a vampire novel chapter.

      Glad you enjoyed the blue hair genetic mutation. πŸ˜€

      • Tanya said,

        I can imagine the research, 😍😍, absolutely enjoyed and yes it’s Pan Goatee!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,


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