Renfield’s Podcast Plus Joe Biden Meets The Ghost of Napoleon Bonaparte

August 31, 2021 at 10:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Tuesday night podcast.

This was Renfield’s first news item,

“Today U.S. President Joe Biden, while addressing the media, described his rescue operation in Afghanistan as an unqualified success.”

This was Renfield’s next video clip showing a dunce cap sitting on an x-ray of the Presidential brain while in the background the voice of Willie Nelson could be heard singing, “You were always on my mind…”

Renfield then made a brief editorial statement,

“Taking that garbage known as Critical Race Theory (which is nothing more than Marxist inspired racism against whites) to its logical illogical conclusion, Duquesne University Professor Derek Hook said in a recent Summer Session video, “White people should commit suicide as an ethical act.” Well so much for following the late Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King’s advice about judging a person by the content of their character rather than the colour of their skin.”

Renfield then went on to another news item,

“This past Sunday, Dr. Anthony Fauci gave a whining and snivelling crybaby performance on CNN (the leading American branch of the Neo-Goebbels Ministry of Propaganda) sobbing that, “People are personally attacking me.”

On the screen behind Renfield is shown a large photo of Dr. Anthony Fauci wearing nothing except a large overinflated pair of diapers.

Remarked Renfield, “Well, Dr. Fauci, if you go around acting like a tyrant, expect a lot of people to despise you.”

Renfield went on to another news item,

“Barack Obama’s former Secretary of Education Arne Duncan has shown himself to be a real piece of human garbage by saying that anti-maskers and Kabul suicide bombers are one and the same thing.
Only a Neo-Bolshevik Communist scumbag would be stupid enough to think this.”

A video is then shown of the obnoxious Arne Duncan getting a rhubarb pie thrown in his face by an invisible entity (the Harvey Wallbanger drinking cameraman who filmed the incident said that it was a 6 foot 8 tall purple coloured bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears who did the deed).

Renfield went on to his final news item,

“In further proof that the spirit of Antichrist now fully dominates the world, Israeli President Isaac Herzog wants newborn babies to be microchipped in an effort to maintain and control social distancing.”

The podcast then ends with a video of a vision that Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a few hours ago.

Bill Gates can be seen rubbing his hands together in glee and saying, “What’s good enough for Israel is good enough for the world.”

. . .

Senile old fool Joe Biden was lying in bed trying to remember whether it was sheep or goats that one counted while falling asleep.

Jill Biden was sitting cross-legged on the floor in the lotus position in a trance while she was busy conversing with a green serpent that called itself Kundalini.

The ghost of the Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte then appeared at the foot of Joe Biden’s bed.

“Who are you? And what are you doing here?” Joe Biden asked.

“I am the ghost of the Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte and I’m here to thank you,” Napoleon replied.

“Thank me for what?” Biden ate a mosquito that had been buzzing around.

“Thanks to your retreat from Afghanistan,” Napoleon explained, “My retreat from Moscow back in 1812 doesn’t look so cowardly.”

“Who says so?” Biden demanded to know.

“The ghosts of Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar,” Napoleon explained, “They’ve been razzing me about it for the past couple of centuries.”

“Will they razz me about my retreat from Afghanistan?” Biden inquired, “When I finally kick the bucket after falling up the steps of Air Force One?”.

“I’ve been informed that you’ll probably be going to a much lower circle in the Underworld so you won’t meet us,” Napoleon answered, “Unless you finally repent for the evil you’ve done.”

“And will I repent for the evil that I’ve done?” Biden sniffed the hair of a Raggedy Ann doll that someone left on the bed.

“I’ve been informed by the most intellectual and analytical of Cerberus’s 3 heads that you probably won’t,” Napoleon answered.

. . .

It was 1954 and the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was approaching a woman standing alongside a car outside a farm house in Central California.

Set awoke with a start inside his sarcophagus.

What had brought back that memory?

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday August 31st
2021.

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The Vaccinazi and Neo-Bolshevik Communist Pact of 2021

August 30, 2021 at 10:58 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was on a secret mission.

He had been hired by renegades against the Deep State in the U.S. government to investigate an alleged plot that started 31 years ago in 1990 when George Soros and Bill Gates had sought to create an Uglo-Race of women by genetically manipulating women in the City of Calgary to look quite repulsively ugly.

Soros and Gates and their geneticists had succeeded beyond their wildest dreams.

They were hoping then to release this Uglo-Race of women upon the world in an effort to reduce the human population since no one would want to make out with such uglos.

Unbeknownst to Soros and Gates however, then Soviet KGB officer Vladimir Putin had, at the same time, designed a plot to create a Non-Master Race of Male Morons who would help bring down the Western world thus allowing Russia to take control.

Putin, after extracting DNA from some Australian who called himself Uncle Ernie, began his genetic manipulation experiments to create a Non-Master Race of Male Morons in Calgary in that same year of 1990.

The result was that the Non-Master Race of Male Morons (created by Putin) made out with the Uglo-Race of Repulsively Ugly Women (created by Soros and Gates) producing more stupid and uglier offspring than ever.

That’s why large groups of mask wearing (but unfortunately no full paper bag over head wearing) uglos and imbeciles cheered on Neo-Bolshevik Communist demagogue Dr. Joe Vipond as he spoke at various Anti-Freedom rallies in downtown Calgary over the summer.

That’s why so many brainless Calgary businesspeople and other bozos were in favour of creating a vaccine passport in the city.

Neo-Bolshevik Communist demagogue Dr. Joe Vipond had invited some of his fellow physicians who were also Neo-Bolshevik Communists to speak to the media today to push for a vaccine passport in the Canadian province of Alberta.

The Neo-Norman Bethune style physicians spoke in a Zoom video conferencing call to members of the brainless mainstream media with Alberta’s leading Neo-Bolshevik Communist demagogue Dr. Joe Vipond naturally occupying the top upper left hand corner of the screen.

Two Neo-Bolshevik Communist Calgary city councillors (both of whom were running for Mayor in this coming October’s municipal election) Councillor Jan Damery and Councillor Jyoti Gondek were both calling for vaccine passports in the City of Calgary.

The forces of Antichrist seemed to be reigning supreme in the city.

It was against this background that Pan Goatee had encountered another Uglo who had pulled up at an air pump at a gas station to pump air into her head (thus showing she was both an Uglo and an airhead).

The woman was a thin ugly stoat.

Pan Goatee had divided Calgary’s uglo female population into 3 categories of uglos: the thin ugly stoat (those women who are thin and ugly), the medium sized ugly gargoyle (those women who are medium sized and ugly) and the fat ugly blimp (those women who are fat and ugly).

As the thin ugly stoat began pumping up her head with the air pump, Goatee beheaded the thin uglo airhead with his astral laser machete.

The thin ugly stoat’s ugly airhead floated up into the sky after being separated from its body where it was promptly shot down by one of Joe Biden’s drones (which, as it turned out, was a long way from Afghanistan).

Goatee then cut up the ugly pumped up airhead and body into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus the demon goat then carried the pieces down to Tartarus.

. . .

Pope Francis was having a conversation with the French Ambassador to the Vatican.

“We are legion,” said Francis as his eyes turned fiery red, his head spun around 360 degrees and he vomited forth ripped up copies of the Hail Mary prayer and the Saint Michael Prayer, “We have instructed our servant in Chicago Blaise Cardinal Cupich to give Communion to Methodist non-Catholic Neo-Bolshevik Communist lesbian blowhard Mayors such as Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot. We have also instructed him to bring forth an edict banning the public recitation of the Hail Mary and the Saint Michael Prayer at the end of Mass in the Chicago Archdiocese. Those prayers were interfering with the establishment of the New World Order in that city.”

“What does that have to do with France?” The French Ambassador asked.

“Pazuzu got my day calendar wrong,” Bergoglio looked at his day calendar, “That’s what happens when you’re legion.”


Will Pan Goatee someday visit the Vatican?

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 30th
2021.

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Despots Are Idols With Feet of Clay

August 29, 2021 at 10:59 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , )

“The huge idol that Nebuchadnezzar saw in his dream was brought down by a rock. Goliath the giant was brought down by a stone thown from David’s sling.”
-British MP Renfield R. Renfield

“Nazism was the dangerous and rapidly growing phenomenon of the decade of the 1930s,” British MP Renfield R. Renfield began his Sunday night podcast, “while Vaccinazism is the dangerous and rapidly growing phenomenon of the decade of the 2020s.”

Renfield then read his first news item, “British Columbia’s asinine and despotic socialist Premier John Horgan has called on restaurant owners to call police on non-vaccine passport customers and have them arrested. Meanwhile a group of small business owners in Vancouver have said they will resist John Horgan’s policy of vaccine apartheid and not ask customers to show any vaccine passport. Glad to see there are a group of small business owners in Vancouver who are giving British Columbia’s equivalent of South African Prime Minister Daniel Francois Malan (who was South African National Party Prime Minister from 1948 to 1954) the raspberry that he so richly deserves.”

Renfield went on to the next news item.

“Speaking of giving people the raspberry they so richly deserve, a group of anti-vaxx passport protestors this past Friday evening in Bolton, Ontario gave Canada’s would-be chief Soviet Commissar Justin Trudeau the raspberry he so richly deserved forcing him to cancel a campaign rally there,” Renfield explained, “The cancelation led to the outbreak of that virus known as Crybabyism so prevalent among the Vaccinazis in politics and in the brainless mainstream media. Both of Trudeau’s political opponents airheaded Conservative leader Erin O’ Toole and airheaded New Democratic Party leader Jagmeet Singh condemned the demonstrators for exercising their right to freedom of speech. Thus showing that all 3 of Canada’s main political leaders Justin Trudeau, Erin O’ Toole and Jagmeet Singh are all Apostles of the Antichrist. The raspberry to Trudeau also sent the presstitutes in that brothel of disinformation known as the mainstream media into tying their panties into a knot. Protestors were shouting “F**K Trudeau.” Even children were shouting “F**K Trudeau”. The mainstream media had the hypocrisy to object to profanity being said with children present. Probably the first time in their lives that the perverts and degenerates who are mainstream media journalists have ever objected to profanity being used. They would have probably used profanity in front of their own children if they hadn’t already aborted them before birth. To paraphrase Solomon in his Book of Ecclesiastes, “There is a time to swear and a time to refrain from swearing”. A time to definitely swear is when large and powerful groups of people want to impose tyranny on a nation and on the world. After all history might have been different if German parents had got their children to shout during the November 1932 German national election “Bumsun Hitler” (I’m not sure if I’m spelling or pronouncing that word correctly but it’s a word I learned from watching the 1972 film Cabaret).”

Young German fraulein shouts “Bumsun Hitler!” during the November 1932 German national election campaign.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday August 29th
2021.

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Despots and Demagogues

August 27, 2021 at 10:47 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Science, Sorcery, Vampire novel) (, , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Friday night podcast.

Here were some of Renfield’s observations:

“Chicago’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist sodomite Archbishop Blaise Cardinal Cupich has issued an edict forbidding the saying of all Hail Mary prayers and all Saint Michael Prayers at the end of Mass in the Archdiocese of Chicago.”

“Palm Beach Florida School Board Chairman Frank Barbieri is a lover of the 1939 Nazi-Soviet Pact and a Neo-Bolshevik Communist/Neo-Fascist scumbag who’s attempting to crush the Bill of Rights in the school district by having the brainless Nazi stormtrooper police in that county arrest people who continued to stand during the school board meeting when the demagogue with a small penis ordered them to sit down.”

“Frank Barbieri (I wonder if that’s an Italian way of saying “Barbie” as in Klaus Barbie) should be eliminated from the face of the earth.”

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster then had a dream where Palm Beach Florida’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist and Neo-Fascist scumbag School Board Chairman Frank Barbieri got his small penis caught in the world’s tiniest mousetrap.

As the well roasted looking ghost of Jeffrey Epstein stood by and said, “Hi Frank, how’s it going?”, tiny Frank Barbieri struggled to get the tiny mousetrap off his tiny frankfurter.

. . .

Renfield then started his next portion of the podcast with a question, “If people who get the shots can still spread Covid (as the CDC in Atlanta, Georgia has recently admitted), then what’s the point of vaccine passports?”.

The camera then switches to a couple of rotating barbeque spits over an open flame down in Tartarus where the well-roasted looking ghosts of Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin, who are busy roasting away, shout in unison, “Because the World Economic Forum’s Klaus Scwab and the Vatican’s Pope Francis say so.”

The camera goes back to Renfield, “Looking back at history, looking at another virus and another vaccine, there was no mandate back then that blocked access to society. That virus? Polio.

The first outbreak of polio occurred in Vermont in 1894. It affected 132 people. In 1916, a larger outbreak hit New York City. Over 27,000 people contracted it. Over 6,000 died. From 1916 onwards, polio became a part of life, primarily in the summer.

For those who don’t know, polio was horrendous. It mainly targeted children causing deformities and paralysis. It could also strike adults. Franklin Delano Roosevelt was in a wheelchair from a polio infection he contracted in 1921 at the age of 39.

The polio vaccine didn’t come along until the 1950s with widespread vaccinations starting in 1955. By 1979, polio was eliminated from the United States. While there were public education campaigns, no one ever had to show proof of that vaccination to get into a restaurant or keep a job.

Back then the experts (who were actually experts) actually tried to inform people (unlike Dr. Anthony Fauci who obfuscates and always contradicts himself at every second turn) and treat them like adults rather than subjects (this notion is totally unfamiliar to 99.9% of U.S. Democratic Party politicians who in this century are Neo-Bolshevik Communists rather than Roosevelt, Truman or JFK Democrats).

And unlike the Covid shots (which is basically a RNA changing and quite possibly DNA changing genetic equivalent of the “science” of medieval alchemy), the polio vaccines actually prevented people from catching polio.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday August 27th
2021.

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Joe Biden and The Mainstream Media Speak With Forked Tongue

August 26, 2021 at 10:24 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

Amadeus Emanon was listening to his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield doing another one of his podcasts.

Here were some of Renfield’s most interesting quotes:

“The world’s most preeminent mainstream media approved asshole Dr. Anthony Fauci continues with his diabolical James Bond villainesque style plans to turn America into a Faucist state.
Says Fauci, “The time has come. Enough is enough.” The evil Fauci dismisses freedom in his call for vaccine mandates in his latest CNN Neo-Goebbels Ministry of Propaganda interview. ”

“Another moronic mainstream media member in the Neo-Goebbels Ministry of Propaganda is MSNBC contributor Charlie Sykes (no doubt related to Bill Sykes the villain of Charles Dickens’ Oliver Twist).”

“Washington state’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist Governor Jay Inslee is calling out the National Guard to enforce vaccine mandates and if Neo-Bolshevik Communist bureaucrats in the state bureaucracy don’t believe any religious objections to the vaccine you hold, you will be subject to criminal prosecution.”

“Bravo to the French! 👏🏻
French people are busy picnicking in the streets while sidewalk VaxxPassport cafes are empty.
A splendid way for the French to give the raised middle finger to effeminate Fascist Emmanuel Macron and his Neo-Vichy collaborators.”

Renfield then went on to a full in-depth editorial analysis, “You’ve no doubt heard about this past Monday’s announcement as shouted through the lying lens of senile old fool Joe Biden and the presstitutes in the brothel of disinformation that is the mainstream media that the U.S. Food and Drug Adminstration (FDA) gave full approval to the Covid shots which of course gives the green light to all the Neo-Bolshevik Communist/Neo-Fascist governors and mayors in America (which is about 95% of them) to start legally implementing vaccine mandates.

Well of course the truth is they didn’t. It’s a big lie. Joe Biden’s puppetmasters and the mainstream media have mastered Nazi Propaganda chief Joseph Goebbels’ art of the big lie.

The only Covid vaccine that has been given full approval by the FDA (which did happen last Monday- the only part Biden and the mainstream media got right in their tall tales to the American people) is a Covid vaccine by the name Comirnaty (a Pfizer/BioNtech product).

But here’s the kicker: Biden and the mainstream media (aka the Neo-Goebbels Ministry of Propaganda) didn’t tell you that:

Comirnaty is not even currently available in the U.S.

So the FDA granted full approval to a Covid vaccine not even yet available in the U.S. and Biden is now telling America’s Neo-Stalinist/Neo-Fascist governors and mayors as well as private businesses and governments of every level as well as the U.S. military to start mandating all the currently available vaccines (none of which have been approved by the FDA yet).

Yes this is the same Joe Biden and the mainstream media who also tell you that somehow a mysterious group bearing the name ISIS-K blew up the military outposts at the edge of Kabul Airport killing U.S. military personnel and others.

For days the mainstream media has been showing video images of Taliban checkpoints all over Kabul blocking Afghan civilians from getting to the airport.

And what?

You mean to say all these Taliban checkpoints with all their Taliban fighters were able to stop civilians and search their motor vehicles but they didn’t come across a rival terrorist group carrying explosives in their vehicles intended to blow up a U.S. military outpost at the edge of Kabul airport?

There’s something fishy going on here.

There’s something rotten in the state of Denmark.

And it’s a fish cloned from the tongue of Joe Biden.

As the ghost of the great Chief Sitting Bull (un-noticed by the mainstream media) pointed out at today’s televised Biden official statement on today’s suicide bombings in Kabul while pointing at Biden, “White man speak with forked tongue.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday August 26th
2021.

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Another August Evening and Pan Goatee Beheads More Uglos

August 25, 2021 at 10:32 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

Genetically created satyr serial kiler Pan Goatee was recently proclaimed a god by the League For The Beautification of Mother Earth.

His enthronement ceremony was held this past Sunday August 22nd at a replica of the Third Temple of Diana of The Ephesians located at Miniaturk Park in Istanbul, Turkey.

Pan Goatee being enthroned as a god by the League For The Beautification of Mother Earth.
The event held in the replica Third Temple of Diana of the Ephesians was sponsored by the Quasar Astral Laser Machete Manufacturing Company and Krampus’ Extreme Weight Loss Clinics.

Pan had been flown to Istanbul and back on Yaldabaoth The Irish Leprechaun’s pet pterodactyl Simon Majestic.

Today Pan Goatee had gone down to the City of Calgary Planning and Engineering Department to behead all the brainless city planners and engineers who had ripped up all the sidewalks in Pan Goatee’s section of town.

Calgary’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist Mayor Naheed Nenshi put out a call to hire a whole bunch of new engineers and city planners as their current batch were now all dead.

The last whining and snivelling brainless city planner to be beheaded by Pan Goatee had told the satyr prior to beheading, “It wasn’t our fault. Shaw Cable had asked us to rip up the sidewalks and sides of the roads so they could put in new fibre optic cables to be part of the Mark of The Beast system that is currently being rolled out through the introduction of vaccine passports.”

Pan Goatee went down to the offices of Shaw Cable in Calgary and beheaded all their executives.

A call was put out for job interviews to fill vacancies in Executive positions at Shaw Cable since their current batch of executives were now all dead.

Tonight as Pan Goatee went for a walk in his neighbourhood, he encountered an ugly looking female cyclist.

“My God but you’re ugly,” Goatee commented in John Cleese Basil Fawlty style fashion as he beheaded her.

He then went to the Dollarama store.

There was nothing really good on sale for a dollar tonight so he left.

As he was exiting, his eyes were visually assaulted by a fat ugly blimp with pink and purple hair.

“What makes you think you fat ugly blimps are any better looking by dyeing your hair pink and purple?” Goatee pulled out his astral laser machete and beheaded the repulsively ugly creature, “It doesn’t work. All you’re doing is making the hair dye manufacturers richer before you die.”

Krampus the Demon Goat emerged from a nearby pit (where a sidewalk used to be) and carried off the dismembered remains of both the fat ugly blimp with pink and purple hair as well as the ugly female cyclist.

. . .

The Israeli Ambassador to The Vatican was meeting with the demonically possessed Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) to express the concern of Israel’s leading chief rabbis over a recent papal address in which Francis had attacked the Law of Moses (including and especially the Ten Commandments).

As Francis’ eyes glowed demonically red and his head spun around in 360 degree fashion and he vomited forth ripped pages of the first 5 books of the Bible, the pontiff growled and hissed, “We are legion. I was recently joined by Communist cardinals and archbishops from the Americas in saying that taking the vaccine is an act of love. So take the vaccine, dammit.”

“But almost all of us in Israel did take the vaccine,” the Ambassador pointed out, “And now 85% of the Covid cases in Israel are among the vaccinated.”

“Well Hitler would probably love that,” the Pontiff hissed before breaking into a rendition of,

“The babe in his cradle is closing his eyes,
The stag in the forest runs free
But gather together to greet the storm,
Tomorrow belongs to me….”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday August 25th
2021.

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King Claudius, Queen Gertrude and Tyranny: From Poison In The King’s Ear To God Knows What’s In The Jab?

August 24, 2021 at 10:31 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , )

“The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”
-Queen Gertrude Act III, scene 2, Hamlet

“You better take the vaccine or else.”
-Dictators, tyrants and despots all over the globe

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was discussing the world situation with his friend Amadeus Emanon.

“The brainless mainstream media in North America keep saying that the rise in Covid cases on this continent is due to the unvaccinated but quote no data, proof or actual statistics just their own opinion and trying to state it as a matter of fact,” Renfield noted, “90% of Iceland’s cases are among the fully vaccinated and likewise 85% of Israel’s. Nobel laureate French virologist Luc Montagnier thinks that the vaccines and viral variants are intimately related owing to a condition called antibody-dependent enhancement (ADE) a phenomenon in which viral antibodies may cause viral replication. He believes that variants will continue to proliferate as a direct result of the vaccines themselves. Dr. Robert Malone the inventor of the mRNA technology used in these gene therapy vaccines says that we have arrived at a point where owing to antibody-dependent enhancement, the vaccine is causing the virus to replicate more effeciently.”

“Why this tremendous push to force the vaccine on everyone if the vaccine turns out to be harmful?” Amadeus asked.

“Well the Set Intelligence Unit believes it all has something to do with the Great Reset agenda being pushed by Klaus Schwab and the World Economic Forum,” Renfield answered.

“Where did the idea for the Great Reset come from?” Amadeus inquired.

“Well in a recent interview Klaus Schwab admitted that the most crucial moment in his life was when he met the Brazilian Communist Archbishop Dom Helder Camara and he invited him to speak at the World Economic Forum in Davos Switzerland in 1974,” Renfield replied, “Camara was an ardent admirer of Mao Tse-tung and his Cultural Revolution.”

“So the Great Reset is some idea for the planet envisioned by a Brazilian Communist Archbishop based on Mao Tse-tung’s Cultural Revolution?” Amadeus was shocked.

“That’s right,” Renfield nodded.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday August 24th
2021.

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Renfield’s Podcast For June 23rd 2021

August 23, 2021 at 10:50 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing another Monday night podcast.

He started out by showing a news video clip of U.S. President Joe Biden that was not being shown by the mainstream media.

In the video clip, Biden stood at the podium and said that he had a message that he’d like to give the Taliban.

Biden then started skipping and jumping and doing a little dance.

He broke out in a song that was a paraphrase of an old classic Harry Belafonte song.

Biden singing,

“Hey Mr. Taliban,
You might think that I’m bananas,
Daylight come and I want to go home…”

Biden then slips on a banana peel and falls off the stairs.

“Thank you, President Biden,” Renfield remarked.

Renfield then went on to his next piece.

“The provincial New Democratic Party government of the Canadian province of British Columbia fully embraced the spirit of the Antichrist and the Mark of the Beast system of Revelation Chapter 13 earlier today,” Renfield read the news item, “announcing that it is introducing a vaccine passport system for all sporting events and concerts, all indoor and outdoor dining, and all non-grocery retail stores as well as private home parties.”

A video is then shown of the demons Mephistopheles, Moloch, Baal and Baphomet parachuting into the province of British Columbia as Alberta’s leading Neo-Bolshevik Communist demagogue Dr. Joe Vipond (who was currently vacationing in the town of Invermere, British Columbia) went into a state of orgasm.

“And here making the announcement we have British Columbia’s pompous, arrogant and self-righteously smug Neo-Stalinist Premier John Horgan,” Renfield introduced the next video clip.

The obnoxious face of British Columbia’s pompous, arrogant and self-righteously smug Neo-Stalinist Premier John Horgan then appeared on the screen.

Pontificating like he was a flaky West Coast Pope Francis, Horgan said, “If you want to participate fully in the social and economic life of our community, you must be vaccinated.”

A video clip is then shown of Nazi Germany’s Fuhrer Adolf Hitler waving his arms wildly and foaming at the mouth as he addressed a 1930s Nuremburg rally.

He speaks and English subtitles are shown on the screen, “If you want to participate fully in the life of our nation, you must be Aryan.”

Renfield then appears again, “By the way speaking of Nuremburg, according to the Nuremburg Code of International Law brought in after the war, there must be absence of coercion in being subject to medical experimentation. A principle currently being violated by every single government in the so-called Western democracies.”

Renfield then quoted Saint Thomas Aquinas in his Summa Theologia on the legitimacy of tyrannicide (the killing of a tyrant).

Renfield then called for the assassination of John Horgan.

The British MP then went on to his next news item.

“The following was an actual headline on the Orwellian Ministry of Truth and New World Order Ministry of Propaganda Global News Calgary 6 O’ Clock News tonight,” Renfield read, “A rare new disease has been discovered which is found only in vaccinated people (a video clip shows a woman walking almost like a spider except of course she has only two legs to do it while attempting to walk like a spider) and even though the disease is found only in vaccinated people, health experts say it’s not the vaccination that’s causing it.”

Renfield lets that headline sink in to his audience.

Renfield continued, “I’m reminded of what the great Canadian historical archivist and researcher Jack Morrow said in a recent email about cutting off funding to schools and universities since they only turn out retards these days. Or as the great Malcolm Muggeridge once put it, “Our society has overeducated itself into imbecility.” A virus of extreme stupidity seems to have struck these people that the mainstream media has given the epithet “health experts”. I can only imagine what Sherlock Holmes would have to say to these people. They make actor Nigel Bruce’s portrayal of Dr. Watson in the 1940s Universal Studios Sherlock Holmes films look like a positive genius when compared with these bozos.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 23rd
2021.

Immortal and forever young Vril Society medium Maria Orsic fleeing Nazi Germany towards the end of World War II.
Today she’s joined with vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing in battling Vaccinazis.

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The Demise of Bill de Blasio

August 22, 2021 at 10:55 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield called for the assassinations of Australia’s Victoria State Premier Daniel Andrews and Victoria Police Chief Commissioner Shane Patton after Australia’s New World Order flunkie police roughed up and brutalized anti-lockdown protestors.

. . .

Meanwhile as Australia’s Victoria State Police were acting like thugs and hooligans (Antifa leaders in Seattle Washington and Portland Oregon were acting as Zoom video call advisors to the Victoria State Police), Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was acting like a pansy.

The U.S., the U.K. and France had all sent special operations forces to Kabul to rescue U.S., British and French citizens and Afghans who had been allies of those countries.

Trudeau had sent a few small transport planes (the U.S., the U.K. and France had sent big ones) to pick up a smattering of Canadian citizens and Afghan allies.

Today on the campaign trail in Canada’s Federal Election, Trudeau was asked about this.

Justin stood like a peacock (without feathers) and answered, “We are doing everything possible to ensure that Canadian citizens and our Afghan allies and former translators are able to leave the country as soon as possible.

“What exactly are you doing?” A reporter asked him.

Justin stood dumbfounded.

He finally stammered, “I… I… I… really can’t answer that question because my speech writer left to take a cannabis smoke break right in the middle of my next line.

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster who was known in Australia as Saint Michelangelo the Underwater Revelator (he was the first lobster and the first Saint in all recorded history to be invited to participate in infamous Uncle Ernie’s next live stage show as soon as the lockdown was over) was having a dream (or was it a vision?) about New York City’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist Mayor Bill de Blasio.

The Fidel Castro admiring Mayor was being interviewed on television.

Said de Blasio, while holding a clenched fist with his left hand and giving a Heil Hitler Nazi salute with his right, “We’ve got to shake people at this point and say “Come on now.” We tried voluntary. We could not have been more kind and compassionate. Free testing everywhere you turn, incentives, friendly warm embrace but the voluntary phase is now over. ”

Videos of Nazi SS stormtroopers storming Berlin’s Jewish district and Stalin’s Soviet Red Army guards storming the barns and wheat silos of Ukrainian farmers were then shown on the screen behind de Blasio.

Renfield R. Renfield then emerged from behind the screen, walked up behind de Blasio with his gun drawn, put the gun at the back of the Neo-Bolshevik Communist Mayor’s head and blew his head off.

Renfield then started singing a song.

A song paraphrasing and juxtaposing the lyrics of an old Simon and Garfunkel song.

Renfield sings,

“Where have you gone, Bill de Blasio?
Satan loves you more than you will know,
At least you better hope so
Because it’s his place you’re going to go.
Wo-ho-ho-ho!”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday August 22nd
2021.

Wednesday Addams (when she’s no longer jail bait for U.S. male Democratic Party politicians)

Unfortunately for New York City’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist Mayor Bill de Blasio, it won’t be Wednesday Addams who will be greeting him on his arrival in the Realm of Hades.

It will be Cerberus the 3-headed dog and Krampus the demon goat.

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Pan Goatee, The Demon Possessed Pope and Krampus The Demon Goat of Bavaria and Austro-Hungary

August 20, 2021 at 9:59 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Pan Goatee: He gets by with a little help from his friends.

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was trying to manoevre the streets and sidewalks of Calgary which seem to be totally ripped up this summer and turned into huge pits designed for pedestrians to fall into.

In addition to the sidewalks being ripped up with huge gaping pits around for pedestrians to fall into, the bloody assholes from the City of Calgary kept on moving the bus stops.

You generally had to walk anywhere from 6 to 8 blocks to find a bus stop.

Most fell into the pits where sidewalks used to be and were never heard or seen from again.

And tragedy of tragedies, ironically enough, the only pedestrians who didn’t seem to fall into the pits were the city’s quite repulsive and hideously ugly fat ugly blimps.

They used the power of the dark magic witchcraft of Hecate (in her crone form which was her ugliest form) to avoid the pits the City of Calgary construction (more appropriately named deconstruction) crews had dug.

Pat Goatee used his high IQ and powerful intellect to manoevre around these pits.

Fat ugly blimps used the most diabolical of dark magic witchcraft to avoid the pits where sidewalks used to be.

Goatee was trying to locate a bus stop when a fat ugly blimp tried to pass him.

“All these bloody construction crews must have opened up the gates of Hell in digging these pits allowing these fat ugly blimps to come up from the netherworld from Hecate’s Elephantine Sized Human Chamber of Horrors,” Goatee commented as he beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus the demon goat of Bavaria and Austria-Hungary emerged from one of the pits and carried the fat ugly blimp’s remains back down to Hell.

Goatee eventually found a bus stop.

A bus finally arrived at the stop about 20 minutes later.

8 blocks later, the bus stopped at another stop.

A fat ugly blimp got on the bus at the bus stop.

“How do you fat ugly blimps manage to avoid falling into those pits where sidewalks used to be?” Goatee remarked as he beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces, “It’s an even bigger mystery than who built the pyramids, who built Stonehenge and how do they get the Caramilk inside the Caramilk bar? Although you fat ugly blimps have probably eaten enough Caramilk bars in your life to be able to figure out that mystery.”

Krampus the demon goat of Bavaria and Austro-Hungary got on the bus where he packed up and carried the remains of the just beheaded and dismembered fat ugly blimp into the nearest pit (where a sidewalk used to be) and carried the fat ugly blimp down to Hell.

Goatee made a mental note to himself to go down to the City of Calgary Planning and Engineering Department next week and behead and dismember all of the assholes who work there.

Goatee went home and watched his favourite soap opera The Young and The Restless.

Goatee had come to the conclusion that the character of Billy Abbott was a jackass and he’d behead and dismember the fellow if he ever met him.

After watching the news which, like most mainstream news, was full of Neo-Bolshevik Communist Covid-1984 propaganda, Goatee left to go eat at a nearby Vietnamese restaurant.

The restaurant was of course full of Vietnamese people (which was a sign that excellent real authentic Vietnamese food was cooked there).

There was only one other white person in the restaurant besides Pan Goatee and with Pan Goatee’s typical bad luck, that one white person happened to be a fat ugly blimp.

Goatee immediately beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

“I wish someone,” Goatee remarked, “would invent a nuclear bomb that killed fat ugly blimps and left other people intact. It would be a good idea to detonate it over the entire City of Calgary. My astral laser machete can only do so much.”

Krampus the demon goat of Bavaria and Austro-Hungary entered the restaurant and after placing a take-out order for Beef Spring Rolls, packed up the remains of the latest beheaded and dismembered fat ugly blimp and carried her into the nearby closest pit (where a sidewalk used to be) and transported the Hecate and Oprah worshipping fat ugly blimp down to Hell.

He later returned to pick up his Beef Spring Rolls.

. . .

The U.S. Ambassador To The Vatican was having a rare Friday evening meetng with Pope Francis.

The Ambassador was bringing a message from the senile old fool Baphomet, Baal, Moloch and Mephistopheles worshipping “Catholic” President Joe Biden on how to proceed with their latest plans for a Neo-Bolshevik Communist One World Government.

“What do you think of this Pan Goatee character?” The Ambassador asked Francis as the story on the radio in the papal study was about Pan Goatee’s latest slayings, “Do you think he’s demonically possessed?”.

Being the liberal modernist “Catholic” that he was, he didn’t really believe in demonic possession or even in the Supernatural for that matter but somehow his Darwinian/Teilhardian evolutionary philosophy really couldn’t explain someone like Pan Goatee.

“We are Legion,” said Francis as his eyes turned blazing fiery red and his head started spinning around and he started vomiting out copies of Pope Benedict XVI’s 2007 Motu Proprio Summorum Pontificum from his mouth.

As Francis kept repeating over and over, “We are Legion” and gave every sign of being demonically possessed himself, the U.S. Ambassador to the Vatican decided that now might be the time to leave.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday August 20th
2021.

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